Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 13 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

I don’t know the names of the Pistons’ commentators, and I don’t especially care. But I am speaking to them now directly: what Kentavious Caldwell-Pope did on Friday night was NOT a “windmill jam”. IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE. Yeah, it was a jam, they got that part right. But I failed to see the part…

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Josh Smith Pistons Debut 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

The Pistons are one of the more intriguing teams this year. Eager to bring back the championship days of old, they brought in Josh Smith(???) and Brandon Jennings(???????). Talk to fans of either the Hawks or the Bucks and they will say that their respective player, while putting up gaudy numbers, didn’t really help their…

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Greg Monroe 27 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/15/2013)

The Pistons should trade Greg Monroe. They have Andre Drummond, and there isn’t really a reason to have two great centers on the same team. Unless you think one of them can play PF. There are lots of teams who need a good center, so they should be able to get a pretty good return…

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Andre Drummond Career High 29 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2013)

I don’t even want to think about how bad Andre Drummond is going dominate everybody in a few years. Hell, he’s dominating them now. Give him a couple seasons and he’s going to be unstoppable. Literally unable to be stopped. The reign of Andre is coming. God help us all. Editor’s note – Oh god…

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Jonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

The Detroit Pistons are bad. Not only are they bad, they also don’t really have a surfeit of young talent ready to rise up and make them good again. Unless you consider Jonas Jerebko “young” and “talented”. Which I guess he is. Kind of. But is he really the guy you build around for future…

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Greg Monroe 24 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

Greg Monroe and Andre Drummond. Just think about that for a second. One player is already a top five center in the league, with a sweet touch around the rim. The other has a ceiling located in the stratosphere, and is already an excellent defender. If you are not jealous of the Pistons right now,…

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Jose Calderon 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

Imagine the emotions running through Jose Calderon’s head as he starts in Toronto wearing another team’s colors. Confusion. Sadness. Bitterness. Lust. All these and more clouding his brain, making it hard to focus on the game. He manages to make it through the first half, but in his haze of feeling, accidentally starts heading to…

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Rodney Stuckey 25 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2013)

Rodney Stuckey is not an April Fool’s Day fan. A chronological list of all the biggest fools perpetrated upon him: Age 5: Cereal bowl glued to table Age 6: Told by his parents that he is adopted Age 8: His crush Cindy asks to talk with him behind the school’s tool shed, then hands him…

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Jonas Jerebko 20 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

Jonas Jerebko may be known now for his basketball talents, but what most people don’t know is that before basketball he was a prominent local musician. He was the guitarist for the Death Metal band Gorbath, which was very popular in his hometown, Kinna. Sadly they broke up before making any noise on the international…

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Andre Drummond 17 Points/1 Free Throw Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

You know that funky rule where if a player who got fouled and gets to take free throws isn’t able to due to injury, that the opposing coach gets to choose whoever they want to take them? Yeah. It’s kind of a weird rule. Anyway, if that opposing team is the Pistons, you KNOW who’s…

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