Domantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)

I’m having so much fun watching the playoffs right now. This first round is nuts, most of the series are at least a bit competitive and the one that wasn’t, was non-competitive in an exciting way. I just watched the Thunder featuring RubsSack WorstBitch, Paula Georgette, and Carmelo Anthony lose to the Jazz, and I…

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Domantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

It’s a good thing that LeBron James (he’s earned the right not to be called by his nickname, “NoDefense Suckballs”, with his actions tonight) hit that game-winning three, because if Domantas Sabonis’ game-tying shot had been a deciding factor, that would’ve been lame as heck. Because it was a lame shot. Real talk. What kind…

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Domantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

Domantas Sabonis pretty much gave Jabroni Lames and the rest of the Cavaliers his Saboner in this game, going 9-of-11 from the field, but the rest of his teammates failed to offer similar contributions. For example, Bogdanovic’s Bogdanoboner was nowhere to be found (he went 4-of-13), and Oladipo’s Oladiboner did not intimidate the Cavaliers at…

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Domantas Sabonis Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Apparently this game was timed such that people inhabiting the country of “Lithuania” could watch it while they were actually awake instead of attempting (and failing) to watch it while they’re asleep. That’s what the Pacers commentators claim, anyway. Personally, the concept of time zones enrages and confuses me, and I refuse to acknowledge them….

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Domantas Sabonis 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

Look at the bags under Domantas “The Big Bone” Sabonis’ eyes. He is done with the season, you can tell. He had a whole All-Star break to sit around and do nothing (except “play” in the Rising Stars challenge), and his face still looks like one of a downtrodden/borderline suicidal 9-to-5 office worker. He hasn’t…

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Domantas Sabonis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

One thing that I fear will go unnoticed if I don’t point it out right here in the first sentence before everyone loses interest and stops reading: Domantas Sabonis totally took out Lance Stephenson with a chest bump. Starting at around 1:09. I can’t tell if Stephenson flopped a little bit to make it seem…

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Domantas Sabonis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Domantas Sabonis has already surpassed his field goal total from last season by a significant amount, and we’re only in the month of January. After making 192 field goals all of last season, he’s made 233 this season, in 400 fewer minutes of court time. This disparity seems too large to chalk up entirely to…

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Domantas Sabonis 19 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

Domantas Sabonis pretty much gave the Suns his Saboner in this game, except he didn’t even give them the full length. He gave them like half of his Saboner. They got a taste of it. Not the full load, but a taste. They would have tasted more of Sabonis’ Lithuanian Flagpole, but Sabonis was taken…

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Domantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

Sometimes when I watch Domantas Sabonis videos/compile Domantas Sabonis videos/think about Domantas Sabonis at all I get sad that Donatas Motiejunas is no longer with us. It’s not fair to Sabonis to think that, but it’s what I feel. There are holes in my heart that simply cannot be filled without copious dipsy-doo post moves…

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Domantas Sabonis Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The Pacers have may have lost this game, but they provided what the NBA sorely needed: a blueprint on how to beat the Milwaukee Bucks. That blueprint? Take Domantas Sabonis, have him back his ass up into Thon Maker/John Henson/whichever random jabroni is guarding him, and tell him to shoot the ball in the basket….

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