J.R. Smith 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

TNT has tried to sabotage my videos in the past by providing poor camera angles on shots, or by failing to provide adequate replays, or by coating their broadcasts with a thick layer of commentarial incompetence that no amount of creative editing can overcome. However, this latest attack on my ability to make highlight videos…

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Josh Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Reacting to a sharp knock on my door, I reluctantly get up from my highlights chair and walk to my front door. Upon opening it, I don’t see any visitors, but I do see a wrapped basket sitting at my feet. Confused, I pick it up and take it inside and set it on my…

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Montrezl Harrell 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

There is an impatient knock at my door. Annoyed that somebody is disregarding my clearly posted “no solicitors” sign, I ignore the demand of my attention and continue the consumption of my gourmet breakfast: a personal creation called a “Pop-Tart Sandwich”, which is two of one flavor Pop Tart sandwiching one of another flavor Pop-Tart,…

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Justin Holiday 23 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)

“Dear Mr. Holiday, I regret to inform you that you have disqualified yourself from any further highlight videos based on your shameful performance on January 5th, 2018 against the Dallas Mavericks. You are likely to be aware of the incident to which I refer, but, for legal reasons, I will disclose it here: You are…

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Joffrey Lauvergne 14 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

I hear the rapping of knuckles on my door. Not expecting visitors and fairly certain that I hadn’t ordered any pizza deliveries lately, I walk to the door and open it in confusion. Outside it there is nobody waiting for me, and my confusion is heightened until I look down and see an envelop waiting…

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Jordan Bell 11 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

“Yes. Yes. I will create a Jordan Bell video,” I say out loud to myself as I dangerously tap my fingers together in the manner of a movie villain. “And by making it, I will expose all the bandwagon Warriors fans, who will watch only to prove that they can identify players on the team…

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Treveon Graham 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Staring at my computer screen with annoyance, I pick up my phone and hit the first number on my speed dial list. When the call is answered after just two rings, I don’t even allow the answerer to give his customary greeting. “Sup Adam,” I interrupt. “You probably know why I’m calling.” There’s a sigh…

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Manu Ginobili 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2017)

“Dear Mr. Ginobili, My name is DownToBuck and I make NBA highlight videos which get uploaded to the popular video-sharing website YouTube. This introduction is likely to be unnecessary; I know that you, like every other NBA player, are a man consumed by his own vanity, and you cannot resist the allure of watching your…

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Jeff Teague 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

When the masked intruder bursts in through my front door, I barely react. There is a part of me that was almost expecting this intrusion into my home. I am sitting at my kitchen table, enjoying a late breakfast of S’mores flavor Pop-Tarts, a just reward for having finished another productive day of highlight compilation….

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Darrun Hilliard 11 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2016)

I silently sneak past the guard station at the entrance to the NBA’s video archive. Inside the small structure the guard himself is a sleep, his helmet pulled over his eyes and his assault rifle dangling by its strap on the back of his chair. By doing deep packet sniffing on their unencrypted wireless communications,…

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