Elfrid Payton 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

Elfrid “Flattop Got Stuck in a Vacuum” Payton had missed a stretch of eight games early in the season due to some kind of injury (perhaps related to his floppy hair thing). Now he’s back in the starting point guard role and guess what? The Magic have lost eight games in a row. You know…

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Elfrid Payton 21 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

These are the last Elfrid Payton highlights of the season. Finally. This guy is incapable of having a good game that doesn’t result in an overlong vid. Too many assists, for one thing. Can he tone down the passing a bit next season? Another thing, not enough threes. The good thing about threes is that…

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Elfrid Payton 22 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

Elfrid Payton probably represents my worst effort-to-views ratio of any NBA player. Every time he has a good game, which is more and more frequent, the resultant highlights are at least 3 minutes long, sometimes 4. Vids that long take a correspondingly long time to compile, and they only get a few thousand views apiece….

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Elfrid Payton Triple Double 20 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights – HAIRlights! (4/1/2017)

–How will you ever attract a mate if you can’t bounce a basketball good? goo.gl/WMHQio — Same with being able to dunk, actually. You kinda need both otherwise it’s a one way ticket to virgin city for the rest of your life: goo.gl/WMHQio –Like And Subscribe For More! Follow me on Twitter – https://twitter.com/DownToBuck Boxscore…

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Elfrid Payton 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

All the Magic had to do to make the playoffs this year was go .500. That’s it. Not even that hard of a thing to do, considering the weakness of the Eastern Conference. Granted, the playoff talk from Magic homers wasn’t as strong as previous years, but it was still there a little bit. This…

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Elfrid Payton Triple-Double 13 Pts/10 Rebs/13 Asts Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

Is this how other highlight-makers feel when they have to make endless Russell Westbrook triple-double vids? I bet it is. These things are so damn time-consuming. No one even likes Elfrid Payton, but here I am, making yet another vid for yet another one of his trip-dubs. Not complaining or anything. It’s just I like…

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Elfrid Payton Triple Double 22 Points/14 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Due to the unexplainable vagaries of fate, I ended up having to make this video and eat buffalo wings at the same time. Before you become jealous of my existence (highlights and wings, what could be better?), remember that there is no clean way of eating buffalo wings. None. You can’t use utensils, because obviously…

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Elfrid Payton Triple Double 16 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/6/2017)

Is it just me (I know it’s not), but is Elfrid Payton’s hair getting floppier by the day? While making this vid it just seemed like it was bouncing all over the place, more than usual. That thing of hair doodles jutting out in front of his face was becoming almost vertical at times. I’m…

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Elfrid Payton 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

Has Elfrid Payton been… kinda good this year? I was just so used to him being a bottom-5 starting point guard in the NBA that I never really considered that he could improve from that. I could be wrong. I don’t usually watch a whole lot of Magic games in my spare time (but I…

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Elfrid Payton 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

I warned you guys. I WARNED YOU. I was very clear about it: do not watch the full Elfrid Payton highlights. The last Payton vid I made was almost four minutes long. A length so lengthy that anyone watching the whole thing would be putting their life in great danger. And I warned you of…

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