E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Wow, E’Twaun. NO ONE CARES. Stop scoring. Just stop. Seriously, no one cares. Go away. I am 100 percent sure right now that even God doesn’t want E’Twaun Moore scoring 30 points anymore. But, defying even the holiest holiness of all, he keeps going out there and getting tons of buckets even though those buckets…

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E’Twaun Moore 24 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

If you’re going to watch one E’Twaun Moore video this year, make it this one. Obviously, you’re going to watch them all, now and forever, but hypothetically if someone had a gun to your ahead and said they’d pull the trigger if you watched more than one highlights package depicting Moore, this would be the…

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E’Twaun Moore 31 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

E’Twaun Moore floater-ilation: Y/N? Arguments in favor of Y: -He has (according to Ian Eagle) the best floater in the NBA -Someone who is the best at something should be recognized with an -ilation -I like E’Twaun Moore -Would make up for the surprisingly lame Anthony Davis dunkilation Arguments in favor of N: -Difficulty nailing…

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E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

E’Twaun Moore: best second-round pick of the 2011 draft? Trick question! The best second-round pick of the 2011 draft was Isaiah Thomas, though Moore comes in either second or third depending on your opinion of Chandler Parsons. Or fourth, if you really like Bojan Bogdanovic. And I personally really like Jon Leuer, as well as…

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E’Twaun Moore 21 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

Never is E’Twaun Moore’s “Eat One More” nickname more appropriate than on Halloween night. My apartment doesn’t get a whole lot of trick-or-treating visitors, but I do get a couple, so I make sure to have a bowl of candy at the ready for all the little goblins and witches and superheroes. The way I…

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E’Twaun Moore 21 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

It’s rare for a marginal player who has bounced around as much E’Twaun Moore has to turn into a legit starter on a playoff team. But that’s what he’s done. No one watching him in Boston his rookie year thought “that guy will play a meaningful role on a good team”. Him improving so much…

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E’Twaun Moore 20 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2018)

Big shout out to E’Twaun Moore for being the Pelican’s third-best scorer in this series. That stat may sound surprising, but when taking an honest look at the Cousins-less Pelicans roster, it’s not even that weird. Moore is (as you should know if you’ve been watching my vids of him) surprisingly good this year. The…

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E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

I’m not sure, but I think those were some “M-V-P” chants there at the end of the video for E’Twaun Moore. It kinda sounded like there were only a few dudes doing it, but I think it counts. Add Moore to the list of NBA players who have received sarcastic chants for them to receive…

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E’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

E’Twaun Moore is basically the third banana in New Orleans now that DeMarcus Cousins’s head got exploded because his headband was too tight. On the list of all third bananas in the league, maybe he’d rate somewhere in the middle? Not as good as Klay Thompson, but way better than whatever scrublord is third banana…

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E’Twaun Moore 26 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

E’Twaun “Moore Buckets” Moore lived up to his nickname tonight: he got a bunch of buckets! Fine, that’s not really his nickname. I don’t know what his nickname really is, and I’m not about to check basketball-reference; they made a fool of me when they told me Channing Frye’s nickname was “Buffet of Goodness” and…

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