E’Twaun Moore 20 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2018)

Big shout out to E’Twaun Moore for being the Pelican’s third-best scorer in this series. That stat may sound surprising, but when taking an honest look at the Cousins-less Pelicans roster, it’s not even that weird. Moore is (as you should know if you’ve been watching my vids of him) surprisingly good this year. The…

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E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

I’m not sure, but I think those were some “M-V-P” chants there at the end of the video for E’Twaun Moore. It kinda sounded like there were only a few dudes doing it, but I think it counts. Add Moore to the list of NBA players who have received sarcastic chants for them to receive…

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E’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

E’Twaun Moore is basically the third banana in New Orleans now that DeMarcus Cousins’s head got exploded because his headband was too tight. On the list of all third bananas in the league, maybe he’d rate somewhere in the middle? Not as good as Klay Thompson, but way better than whatever scrublord is third banana…

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E’Twaun Moore 26 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

E’Twaun “Moore Buckets” Moore lived up to his nickname tonight: he got a bunch of buckets! Fine, that’s not really his nickname. I don’t know what his nickname really is, and I’m not about to check basketball-reference; they made a fool of me when they told me Channing Frye’s nickname was “Buffet of Goodness” and…

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E’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

OFFICIAL GUARDS WHO PLAY MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES PER GAME SORTED BY FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE POWER RANKINGS 1. JaKarr Sampson (59.1%) [what the hell, I guess I should have put a game restriction on this list since he’s only played in six of them] 2. E’Twaun Moore (54.6%) [I honestly thought he would be first,…

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E’Twaun Moore Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

You have two cookies. You eat one. What do you do next? E’twaun Moore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Special thanks to YouTube user Kyle Lowry (presumably not the real deal) for that joke. You da real MVP) I chose the right Pelicans game to watch tonight. One of my favorite role-players, E’Twaun Moore, having the game of…

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E’Twaun Moore Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

E’Twaun Moore did it! After years of setting and re-setting the same career high at 24 points, he has broken through, scoring 27 BIG points against the Warriors! If I use exclamation points people will be as excited as I legitimately am for this amazing scoring outburst! Yeah! Woo! Yeah right. Enjoy your Curry highlights,…

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E’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

This is now the fourth time E’Twaun Moore has scored 24 points, his career high. No one cared the other three times he did it, so I can be safe in assuming that no one cares now. Sometimes I doubt my subscribers’ dedication to the cause of glorifying role-players. I enjoy Moore’s game. Honestly, and…

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E’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

This is the third time E’Twaun Moore has scored a career-high 24 points. The last two times came in February two seasons ago while he was with the Bulls. Now, everyone knows that the point total that denotes an “actually good game” is 25. That’s the threshold. Any lower than that, and you might have…

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E’Twaun Moore 19 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2017)

Since E’Twaun Moore is probably the fourth best player on the Pelicans right now and there will never be a better opportunity to hype him up to the world, I went out and bought a billboard that says “I Want Some More Moore” in big block letters next to a picture of his head and…

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