Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

It’s finally happening for the Magic: with a 40-40 record, they are almost a lock to make the playoffs. All these years of kinda rebuilding but not really, trying to stay competitive instead of tanking, pushing for the 8th seed but always ending up with the 10th (or worse, usually worse), all that has come…

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Evan Fournier 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)

Is there anybody on this planet who considers Evan Fournier to be one of the better up-and-coming shooting guards in the league today? Anybody at all? Sure, he’s playing worse this season than he was last season, but come on. He’s like Victor Oladipo 0.6. There’s gotta be at least one mistreated Magic fan, or…

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Evan Fournier 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2019)

While making this highlight video, I couldn’t help but be distracted by the mysterious red circle on the front of Evan Fournier’s shoulder. It was like a beacon to me. I watched it move across my screen every time I was supposed to be paying attention to the buckets and passes that Fournier was making….

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Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2019)

I wonder if Evan Fournier is okay with the fact that his prime years are being squandered on the Magic. As a decent (and still relatively young) shooting guard, I’m sure he thinks about going to another situation where he would see more team success, but I’m sure he also realizes that your talents as…

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Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

Going into this description, I was planning on criticizing Evan Fournier for his, frankly, pathetic block numbers. He only has 8 on the season, and it’s not like he’s even that short. But then I looked at his previous seasons, and aside from last year where he had 16 (!!!!!), this is actually already his…

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Evan Fournier 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

I’m going to let you in on a little secret. You might think that your precious, beloved DTB is above selling out to multi-national corporations for monetary gain. You might think that journalistic ethics stand between his furtherment of the scrub cause and the relentless pursuit of straight up raw cash. I’m telling you right…

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Evan Fournier 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

The 80 points that the Magic scored against the Bulls represents the fourth-lowest score for a team this season. Here are the scores that were worse: the Jazz scored 68 (LOL[lots of laughs]), the Maic scored 76, and the Bulls scored 77. Now imagine if Fournier had, instead of putting up a nice 24/6 line,…

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Evan Fournier 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

If I’m a citizen of Mexico City this morning, I’m asking for a GOD-DAMN refund for that horrible basketball game that I was forced to endure. Or at least a three-fourths refund. The last quarter of play was acceptable (the Magic outscored the Jazz 41-30) but the first three quarters were an insult to the…

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Evan Fournier 26 Points/6 Threes/1 Ejection Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

Evan Fournier got ejected from this game for picking up two separate technical fouls. I showed the second one but it wasn’t very exciting. Basically, his defense on Nikola Jokic was too good so they had to call a foul to get him fouled out of the game. Then he talked back to the ref,…

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Evan Fournier 27 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)

Toronto Raptors status: EXPOSED. Sweaty boxscore nerds will stammer while pushing their glasses back up their nose “Buhbuhbut Dee Tee Bee, the Raptors wuhwuhwon this game!”. Certainly that’s what the boxscore will tell you. But people who actually watch the games (what a novel concept!) know that the game is still a tie because the…

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