Fred VanVleet Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet made the Lakers pay for running a point-guard rotation of Tyler Ennis (LMAO) and Alex Caruso (double LMAO). He only played 20 minutes, because that was all the time he needed to take a big steamy dump on the entire Los Angeles metropolitan area. This might be a low point…

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Fred VanVleet 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

Fred “Prime Gerald Wallace” VanVleet’s final statline tonight: 19 points, 7 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 steals, 3 blocks. He got those stats not as a do-it-all small forward, but as a point guard who is, realistically, only like 5’10”. Yeah, the NBA lists him at 6 feet. They also list J.J. Barea at that height;…

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Fred VanVleet Career High 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

The Raptors bench, led once again by Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet regained tonight some of the mojo they had lost, and at the perfect time. Against the Cavaliers feat. LeBron James. On national TV. The Cavaliers ended up getting embarrassed on the strength of the Raptors’ reserves, with VanVleet just one of many who…

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Fred VanVleet 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2017)

Last night, Fred “Mini Miles Plumlee” VanVleet of the Raptors faced off against fellow midgets Tyler Ulis and Mike James of the Suns, and the result was actually not as exciting as you would expect. The combined fifteen points and four assists of the two Phoenix midgets was roughly as impressive as the statistical output…

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Fred VanVleet 16 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

Fred “Vleet of Foot” VanVleet: Toronto Raptors backup point guard. That means we can expect more of this in the upcoming games, at least until Delon Wright comes back. There’s no way Lorenzo Brown is going to be taking minutes away from anybody, so playing time for the Vleeter is pretty much guaranteed. He’d already…

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Fred VanVleet 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2017)

Fred VanVleet can now be considered a player who is good enough to take other players’ minutes. Not really what I expected from him this early in his career (truth be told I didn’t expect anything except nothing), but okay. That’s cool. Also if you take minutes from Bruno Caboclo that doesn’t count, but that…

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Fred VanVleet 10 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)

Cross another one off the list. I can rest easy knowing that if I died tomorrow, the DTB Highlights Archivium would contain within its storied walls a VHS tape showing Fred VanVleet scoring points in an NBA game. In case you’re wondering, yes, VHS is the preferred storage format of The Archivium. It was either…

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