Furkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)

Furkan “Chuckan Statpadmaz” Korkmaz lived up to his nickname by chucking a bunch of balls into a bunch of hoops (well, just one hoop) in the very end of garbage time against the Wizards, pushing his total from a blah and uninteresting 7 to an exciting and noteworthy 16. He only needed 50 seconds to…

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Furkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

Furkan “The Motherfurker” “Korverkmaz” “The Turk Furk” Korkmaz isn’t even shooting above 40% from the field this season. I just found this out and it’s like a total betrayal for me. I guess I made too many highlights of this guy and assumed that he was as good as his highlight videos made him out…

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Furkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

Attention Turkish people: what happened to Izzet Turkyilmaz? I need answers, because I was hyped for that goofy-looking stick-figure really bad. Such a great name, and also a great game. He could shoot threes, I remember, and he was tall. And he did some stuff in Summer League for the Nuggets one year and then…

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Furkan Korkmaz 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

Two 18-point games for Furkan Korkmaz in a row. This is an onslaught the likes of we have never before seen from The Motherfurker (ignoring, as usual, his nuts Summer League game because that wasn’t the real NBA). He’s gone from racking up DNPs to playing decent minutes to playing decent minutes and scoring 18…

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Furkan Korkmaz 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Furkan “The Motherfurker” “Turkish Delight” “Korverkmaz” “Furky Town” Korkmaz has probably retracted his trade request by now. I don’t think it was ever really confirmed in the first place, but assuming he did actually make it, he’s got to realize that his circumstances have changed dramatically for the better since then. He’s getting to play…

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Furkan Korkmaz 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

Furkan “The Motherfurker” “Korverkmaz” Korkmaz seems to be doing okay after reportedly demanding a trade a month ago. He’s still on the 76ers, I haven’t heard any other murmurings of discontent, and now he’s even getting to play minutes! And not just the garbagey ones. Real ones. Sometimes. Not all the time, but more than…

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Furkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

I hope you’re enjoying this taste of Furkan “The Mutherfurker” Korkmaz, because once Jimmy Butler (barf) comes into the fold, it’s back to the end of the bench for him. We have now entered the part of the process called “panic trade for a disgruntled ‘star’”. The time for players like Korkmaz to find their…

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Furkan Korkmaz 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Furkan Aldemir looks on with sadness, but also with happiness, because he knows what to come is for the best of all, and maybe even for him, given time. Furkan Korkmaz stands ready and willing, his eyes glistening in the candlelight. I pronounce the ancient words of sorcery, and soon, a ghostly green aura shines…

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