Gerald Green 17 Points/5 Threes/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

Below is my recommendation for how you should watch this video. I know that you’re your own man (or woman) and that you can make your own decisions regarding your own highlight video consumption, but you should be advised that I am a highlights expert and I probably know best. To derive maximum enjoyment from…

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Gerald Green 19 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Gerald Green remained with the same team over the offseason for only the third time in his 12-year career. He managed two whole years at the start of his career with Boston, two with Phoenix (only because he balled out so hard in the first, he then regressed badly), and now two with the Rockets….

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Gerald Green 21 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2018)

The Rockets had four different players attempt at least ten three-pointers in this game. That’s the sort of obscure stat that I don’t know how to check for, other than scraping basketball-reference for every box-score in their database and giving it to my kitty Japurri Purrker for purrther analysis, but it’s gotta be a record,…

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Gerald Green 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

It’s a minor tragedy that we didn’t get to see Gerald Green keep this up for the whole game. I’m not even talking about his makes, I just wanted to see him get the record for attempts from three. He took 17 triples in the 26 minutes he played tonight, and didn’t get to play…

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Gerald Green 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

I don’t feel as bad about the Bucks giving up on Gerald Green way too quickly now that he’s come back down to earth and isn’t scoring 20 points per game anymore. It was still a bad decision, but hey, we have Brandon Jennings now, who is just as swaggy but has the added bonus…

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Gerald Green 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Will Gerald Green ever find a home? Will Houston be that home? He hasn’t spent more than two seasons in any of his numerous NBA stops. He’s already kind of old at 32, so I can’t decide whether I want to him to stick with a team for once and have some constancy in his…

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Gerald Green 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

If these national TV commentators bring up the fact that Gerald Green was cut by the Bucks before the season started, I’m going to start a novelty twitter account called “NBA on BSPN” where I make fun of various ESPN personalities interspersed with crude descriptions of excretory functions. I KNOW that the Bucks had him…

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Gerald Green 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Gerald Green can still get up. Not as much as he could before, like I’m pretty sure both of his dunks tonight would’ve been windmills if this were a couple years ago. He’s not blowing out the candles on the cupcake anymore, but who is? In other news, I just got a sweet idea for…

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Gerald Green 15 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

How many games until James Harden is back? Ten? About ten? I bet Gerald Green can fire up ten threes a game in that stretch. Hell, why not even more? Why not 15 per game? Eric Gordon was basically doing that with Harden still on the team, and Green has shown himself to be a…

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Gerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…

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