Jordan Poole 17 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Jordan “The Poole Noodle” continues his stretch of vastly improved play with a seventeen-point outing against Kawhi Leonard and the Los Angeles Clippers. Aside from his zero-point effort two games ago against the Raptors, he has now scored in double digits in fourteen straight games. At the beginning of the season, the only way he…

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Eric Paschall 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

It’s somewhat sad to think about, but we could be seeing peak Eric Paschall right now. He’s averaging 14 a game, which isn’t a lot when you think about all the crazy stuff that goes on in the NBA on a nightly basis, but is a lot for a player of his pedigree and caliber….

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Damion Lee 24 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

I complained last year about never getting to make Warriors highlights, and for good reason. Aside from a few scattered Shawn Livingston (he was still kinda productive, why did he retire) vids, a slightly larger amount of Andre Iguodala vids, and, like, a Marcus Derrickson vid, my workload for them was light. That’s what happens…

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Mychal Mulder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

I don’t follow college basketball at all, but if I did, I’d be really wondering right now how the heck a guy who was so unproductive in college (note: his juco stint does NOT count) is managing to put up double-digit scoring games regularly in the NBA. Remember, the NBA is BETTER than NCAA ball….

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Marquese Chriss 17 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2020)

It’s time to bury the “Chrisstaps Porzinguese” nickname for Marquese Chriss. It seems like his days as a stretchy big who shoots jumpshots are over. He has come to the sad, yet vital realization that if he wants to stick around in this league, he should stick to his strengths, his strengths being dunking and…

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Damion Lee 23 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2020)

Damion Lee kind of choked at the end of this one. He got a clutch steal (that’s not the choky part), got fouled, missed both free throws, missed the three pointer after his team got the rebound, failed to collect THAT rebound, then clear-path fouled Norman Powell. Yeah. It wasn’t a good sequence for him…

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Marquese Chriss 16 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

A few weeks ago, I rechristened Marquese “Mar-Queso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss with the nickname “Bitch Cheese”. I did this because he was displaying behavioral patterns of being a bitch. The final straw was him getting into a scuffle with NBA golden boy Luka Doncic for no other reason than he was getting frustrated by getting out…

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Jordan Poole 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Jordan “Poole Party” Poole has been racking up highlight videos like crazy since the beginning of February. If you had told me after Poole’s unfathomably inefficient month of December (11% from the field) that he was going to be making regular appearances on my channel, I would have told you that Warriors homers are not…

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Eric Paschall 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

The Warriors were without a point guard for this game, and they were also without the point-guard-esque skills of Draymond Green, so the Warriors had to switch to a “point guard by committee” model. I have to say, the results were impressive: a solid win over the pseudo-contender Denver Nuggles. Eric Paschall contributed his part…

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Mychal Mulder 15 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Before you watch this video, I am requiring you pass a small quiz in order to determine your worthiness. This is to bar bandwagon fans from being able to watch it and derive enjoyment from it (enjoyment, as a rule, is off-limits to bandwagoners). Post your answers in the comments. If you get them all…

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