Omri Casspi 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Omri Casspi’s singular career accomplishment, in the eyes of most casual fans, is that he once got into a shootout with Stephen Curry. I suppose he can’t complain about that recognition, since most role-players haven’t done anything that videogenic, but he’s done a lot more things in his career that have slipped under the radar:…

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Jordan Bell 11 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

“Yes. Yes. I will create a Jordan Bell video,” I say out loud to myself as I dangerously tap my fingers together in the manner of a movie villain. “And by making it, I will expose all the bandwagon Warriors fans, who will watch only to prove that they can identify players on the team…

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Jordan Bell 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

If you’ve been on the internet lately, and you definitely have, don’t lie to me, you may have noticed some controversy over something called “Net Neutrality”. Long story short, internet service providers (known by the snazzy acronym “ISP”s) are going to start slowing down the internet for people and sites until the pony up more…

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Patrick McCaw 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

It’s a good thing my channel name isn’t “WayOfTheWarriors” because that combined with my physical inability to make highlights of star players would mean no vids for my fave team. No one besides the big four ever does anything of note for the Warriors these days. They all play their roles well, yada yada, good…

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Nick Young 17 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

Nick Young was given the entire fourth quarter to pretty much do what he wanted. The Warriors were up by forty, and he had only taken two shots up to that point, so he made the most of the scoreboard disparity and shot the ball ten times in the fourth. Normally one thinks of the…

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Shaun Livingston 16 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Shaun Livingston is not the perfect replacement for Stephen Curry given that he can’t shoot threes, but he’s definitely decent enough to be a spot starter when the situation calls for it. A team that started Livingston full-time wouldn’t win very many games, but a team with him being their backup PG would likely do…

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David West 16 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

I was a little bit surprised when I saw Draymond Green throw a lob pass to David West that actually resulted in a dunk for West, rather than West landing in a heap on the hardwood and having to be taken off in a wheelchair Paul Pierce style. Then I realized, why should I be…

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Nick Young 23 Points/6 Threes Warriors Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2017)

A new season. Allow me to make a little noise of pure pleasure. UHHHHUUOOO. WUHHHH. It arrived a little earlier than expected, but it is, indeed, a totally new season. Who knows what’s going to happen? I’m not sure on the details quite yet, but I can tell you this: rookies will be scrubs, new…

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Klay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part II)

After returning to his condo and spending some quality time with his bong, Klay had written down a list of things he would need to do to transform the lump of weapons-grade plutonium in his possession into a powerful explosive device capable of blowing up Stephen Curry’s house and allowing Klay to sneak into the…

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Klay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Klay Thompson pulled his trenchcoat closer around his body, feeling conspicuous in his hiding spot underneath the Golden Gate bridge. Suddenly realizing that his greater-than-average height might give away his status as a basketball player, he hunched over to make himself appear shorter. Finally, after what seemed like hours of waiting, but was probably closer…

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