Kevon Looney 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/3/2018)

I thought Kevon “Duront” Looney was still on his rookie contract, but I just checked, and he’s actually on a one-year minimum-salary contract this year. Smart move by the Warriors: play a guy sparingly in his first three seasons and then sign him on a super cheap deal because he hasn’t shown enough to get…

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Jonas Jerebko 20 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

It didn’t feel like much while watching it (yeah, I watched this game just to see the Warriors lose, you got a problem with that?), but Jonas Jerebko’s 20 points tonight falls only 2 short of a career high. He’s been a pretty good role-player for literally a whole decade, and his career high is…

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Damian Jones 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

Damian Jones is the next in a long line of centers who get to look really good on the Warriors thanks to the fact that they play on a team stacked with All-Stars and aren’t expected to shoot any shots other than the ones they can reasonably make. How good Jones actually is, however, is…

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Quinn Cook 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Oh darn, the Warriors won a game. I guess they weren’t going to just keep losing forever (a man can dream!), because despite their dysfunction they still have Kevin Durant and Quinn Cook. Hard to hold down a team with two dynamic scorers like that. Everyone has heard by now that Stephen Curry, NBA darling…

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Damion Lee 13 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

I’m digging this new thing where NBA players tie their headbands in the back like they just stepped out of the Mortal Kombat series or Dragonball Z or something. What better way to intimidate your defender than to have your headwear be vaguely reminiscent of, like, an ancient Japanese warrior wielding a katana made of…

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Quinn Cook 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

Quinn Cook watched the unfolding locker room argument with only mild interest. “Do you think we should separate them?” he asked a nearby Jonas Jerebko. “Nah,” was Jonas’ short reply. Quinn nodded in agreement. Arguments in NBA locker rooms were common, especially between players known for their on-court intensity. However, when the argument started to…

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Quinn Cook 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

If the Warriors, as the season goes on, stop shooting as many threes and start shooting midrange jumpers instead (gotta change things up a bit sometimes), we can point to this game as the start of that trend. Quinn Cook hit 8 midrange jimbos tonight, and the team as a whole seemed to take way…

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Alfonzo McKinnie 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

Now that Alfonzo McKinnie appears in my highlights archivium not once, but twice, I can’t help but yearn for the opportunity to fill in the missing slots of that vast highlights library. McKinnie is great and all, and I’m quite pleased that he has secured his place in the immortal halls of NBA highlight infamy,…

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Alfonzo McKinnie Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Uh oh, Toronto, looks like this is the one you let slip away. Alfonzo McKinnie was ready AND willing to be a Raptor for life, and you waived him. Straight up cold-hearted waivement was what you perpetrated on him. And I’m looking at your current game right now, and it looks like you’re getting your…

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Damian Jones 13 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)

Damian Jones seems to be nicely filling the role of the recently departed JaVale McGee for the Warriors. That role being “catch a few lobs at the beginning of the game and then don’t do anything else”. The Warriors are apparently only starting a true center to be respectful of tradition. They don’t need one…

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