Andre Iguodala 11 Points/2 Blocks/1 Championship Full Highlights (6/8/2018)

DTB’s summer of 2017 was pretty good all things considered. Sure, I had my first series of copyright run-ins and I failed in my resolution to go to the beach more than zero times (nobody wants to see my hairy chicken legs and pasty noodle arms), but it was also the summer where I officially…

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JaVale McGee 12 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (6/3/2018)

JaVale McGee set the tone for the Warriors tonight with his two dunks in the first minute of the game. He set the tone so hard that I think he deserves a shoutout in the upcoming Warriors championship DVD. I have vague recollections of a Bulls championship VHS (this was the mid 90’s when Chicago…

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Andre Iguodala 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/1/2018)

I totally was 100% not going to make this video until I did a little bit of digging and found out that this is Andre Iguodala’s season-high in points. WHAT. I knew Iguodala was on the decline, but I didn’t know that he had declined so much that he couldn’t even score 15 points in…

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JaVale McGee 15 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Is it a stretch to say that JaVale McGee won this game for the Warriors? It is, but it’s not the biggest stretch ever. He did a ton of damage in the first few minutes of the game, and the deleterious effects of such a marginal role-player playing that well on the Spurs’ players are…

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Quinn Cook 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Adam Silver must be freaking out right now. How much money has the league lost because of Stephen Curry’s injury? It’s got to be a huge number. A few people are probably buying Quinn Cook gear instead but not enough to make up for the lost jersey sales. And no one’s gonna watch the playoffs…

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Quinn Cook Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Here’s a quick rundown of how the Warriors played in this game, from my perspective: Stephanie Lurry: No knees or ankles Klay ThompsoneedsOtherStarsToLookGood: Too high to find the arena Lraymond Lreen: Holding L’s Kevin Durcupcake: Ejected for whining too much Zaza Pabitchia: Received fewer minutes than Damian Jones JaVale McAsthma: Wheezed his way to twelve…

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Quinn Cook 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Right now I’m feeling sad because Quinn Cook is hitting all these pull-up midrange jimbos and they’re very aesthetic in quality and he would be a perfect subject for a midrange-ilation, but he’s only been getting consistent minutes within which to hit these shots for, like, fifteen games. If he had been doing this all…

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Nick Young 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/23/2018)

So Curry injured himself again in his first game back from an injured ankle. You and I both know what that means: Nick Young as the first option on offense! He scored a bunch in the fourth quarter of this one sans Curry, and if Curry isn’t back for the next game (RIP), Young should…

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Quinn Cook 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

Quinn Cook continues his strong run of play in the absence of Curry, Durant, and Thompson. He didn’t set another career-high in points, but he did tie a career-high in assists with five of them. I don’t really care as much about assists as some people, and the first assist in particular was total donkey…

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