Klay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

A minute or so passed after that initial sip of the bright blue Mountain Dew of unknown provenance, but the body-wide tingling sensation didn’t dissipate. Klay took another drink of it, figuring that, if he was going to die of a rare neurological disorder, he might as well get to enjoy top secret soda flavors…

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Klay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)

After his occult ritual had been interrupted by his coach Steve Kerr, Klay Thompson walked from his front door back to his living room, but now his focus was lost, and he didn’t remember where he had left off. His goal had been to use the “portal potion”, a bottle of drink procured from a…

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Kevin Durant All 319 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part II)

This is part two of my exploration of the “cats” with whom Kevin Durant “[couldn’t] win a championship with”. Durant was clowned on a lot for that statement, but we really should be clowning on all those guys who he had to share the court with, so that’s what I’m going to do. If you…

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Kevin Durant All 319 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part I)

Kevin Durant is famous for, among other things, having defended his honor on Twitter by using fake accounts to reply to haters. I personally don’t think that’s such a big deal and I don’t hold it against him (you will never find my alt Twitter accounts, by the way), but one quote of his sticks…

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Andre Iguodala 22 Points Full Highlights (6/13/2019)

DownToBuck has always been a proponent of giving credit where credit is due, except in cases where I want to take the credit for myself or assign it to some scrub role player who didn’t actually do anything. But in this case, I’m giving lot of the credit is going to Andre “Retirement Home” Iguodala,…

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Kevon Looney 12 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2019)

Just like Alfonzo McKinnie will get a thirty-second spot in the upcoming Warriors Championship DVD (which will also be available as a Warriors Championship Blu-Ray, but not a Warriors Championship VHS) for his clutch overtime putback, Kevon “Duront” Looney will also get a thirty-second-long vignette to highlight his steady play, specifically his offensive rebounds. While…

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Alfonzo McKinnie 12 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2019)

If the Warriors can win a playoff game while starting both Alfonzo McKinnie (who is just a guy) and Jordan Bell (known candle fetishist), what hope does a potential Finals opponent have once Kevin Durant and Demarcus Cousins come back? I almost don’t want the Bucks to make the Finals; the pain of loss would…

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Kevon Looney 14 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2019)

Andrew Bogut is currently the starting center for the Warriors. That’s cool, and it brings a connection to the older days of Warriors basketball when Kevin Durant wasn’t around being an iso chucker, which is something that almost everybody can appreciate. But I don’t really see the point in playing him only a few minutes…

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Kevon Looney 14 Points Full Highlights (5/10/2019)

It took Kevin Durant being injured, but the Warriors finally got a decent performance from one of their bench players. And that means I finally get to make a Warriors vid for someone other than Andre Iguodala who, by the way, I’m FRICKIN’ tired of. I don’t even like that dude. Not like I enjoy…

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Andre Iguodala 17 Points/5 Steals Full Highlights (5/10/2019)

I think I am enjoying the Warriors a little bit more now that Kevin Durant is injured temporarily. DeMarcus Cousins going down was the first step to making them seem less like a ridiculous superteam that is ruining the NBA forever, and Kevin Durant following his lead is the second step to making them seem…

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