Damian Jones Career High 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

Here are some of the things that Warriors Bandwagoners are probably (definitely) saying right now: -“I always knew Damian Jones was the answer at the five for us.” -“Damian Jones’ development has been fun to watch, I’m so proud of him.” -“Haha yeah, I totally knew that we had a guy named Damian Jones for…

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Klay Thompson All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Klay returned to his condo and happily set down the heavy bag of library books. The mystical “portal potion”, he put in his refrigerator. The man who had sold it to him hadn’t told him whether refrigeration was required, but Klay figured it couldn’t hurt. While he had the fridge open, he grabbed some of…

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Klay Thompson All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)

When Klay Thompson answered his ringing doorbell and saw Steve Kerr standing there, he knew something serious had just gone down. Coach never came to visit in person. If it was something important, Steve would call; for anything else, a text message sufficed. “Steph made another Three-Point Shooting Amulet,” Steve started, correctly assuming that Klay…

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Stephen Curry All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Stephen struggled to free himself, but after a few seconds, he determined that it was hopeless. The tentacle which had grabbed him around his right ankle had been joined by another tentacle which wrapped around his right thigh. The superhuman strength he had displayed in scaling the mountain was nothing compared to the power of…

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Stephen Curry All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)

As soon as Stephen’s fingertip grazed the vibrant green surface of the portal, everything changed. The warning voice of Steve Kerr disappeared from his hearing, and the subterranean cavern disappeared from his sight. He was being pulled through a void of absolute black, and even his own physical being seemed to have vanished out of…

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JaVale McGee All 72 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“I’m bored,” JaVale McGee announced, throwing his controller on the ground. “No, you’re just butthurt because you suck at Fortnite,” Nick Young replied from his relaxed position in a recliner, a bag of Doritos resting in between his legs. “That’s not the same as boredom.” “I’m not even mad right now, for real” JaVale retorted,…

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Andre Iguodala 11 Points/2 Blocks/1 Championship Full Highlights (6/8/2018)

DTB’s summer of 2017 was pretty good all things considered. Sure, I had my first series of copyright run-ins and I failed in my resolution to go to the beach more than zero times (nobody wants to see my hairy chicken legs and pasty noodle arms), but it was also the summer where I officially…

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JaVale McGee 12 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (6/3/2018)

JaVale McGee set the tone for the Warriors tonight with his two dunks in the first minute of the game. He set the tone so hard that I think he deserves a shoutout in the upcoming Warriors championship DVD. I have vague recollections of a Bulls championship VHS (this was the mid 90’s when Chicago…

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Andre Iguodala 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/1/2018)

I totally was 100% not going to make this video until I did a little bit of digging and found out that this is Andre Iguodala’s season-high in points. WHAT. I knew Iguodala was on the decline, but I didn’t know that he had declined so much that he couldn’t even score 15 points in…

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JaVale McGee 15 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Is it a stretch to say that JaVale McGee won this game for the Warriors? It is, but it’s not the biggest stretch ever. He did a ton of damage in the first few minutes of the game, and the deleterious effects of such a marginal role-player playing that well on the Spurs’ players are…

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