Nick Young 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

This is what I am reduced to. Making highlights for the player known as “Swaggy P” even when the amount of points he scored is decidedly non-swaggy. I suppose this is the price we pay for living in a world where Nick Young will get a championship ring; he does not play a big enough…

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Omri Casspi 19 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

It’s a rare day when I get to make highlights of a Warriors player, and it’s an even rarer day when I get to do so with the actual Warriors commentators. The Warriors are, obviously, a top-heavy team, and they are also a nationally-televised team. I think I’ve forgotten at several points this year what…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Not shown: JaVale McGee airballing a three that he had no business taking. I thought about it, as a sort of “compare and contrast” between that and his previous 7-for-7 shooting including, in fairness, a sweet turnaround fading jumper over Gobert that he also had no business taking. But I don’t do lowlights. If you…

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Zaza Pachulia 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

This is the most points Zaza Pachulia has scored in a Warriors uniform. It is also one fewer than the number of offensive rebounds he had for the Bucks against Brook “Really Really Sucks At Rebounding” Lopez. I remember being pissed I had to make that particular highlight video because of how many FRICKIN’ rebounds…

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Patrick McCaw 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

I would like to issue an alert to all residents of the San Francisco Bay area: It is snowing right now where I am. You might have Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, and the rest of those guys, and you might have several recent championships, and a coach who can think, and a track record of…

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Jordan Bell 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Let’s not pretend this performance is any more than it is. Bell displayed massive amounts of hustle and showed off his enthusiasm for rebounding, but at no point did he execute what could be termed a “move”: his scores were all a result of him being in the right place for a teammate to hit…

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Omri Casspi 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Omri Casspi’s singular career accomplishment, in the eyes of most casual fans, is that he once got into a shootout with Stephen Curry. I suppose he can’t complain about that recognition, since most role-players haven’t done anything that videogenic, but he’s done a lot more things in his career that have slipped under the radar:…

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Jordan Bell 11 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

“Yes. Yes. I will create a Jordan Bell video,” I say out loud to myself as I dangerously tap my fingers together in the manner of a movie villain. “And by making it, I will expose all the bandwagon Warriors fans, who will watch only to prove that they can identify players on the team…

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Jordan Bell 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

If you’ve been on the internet lately, and you definitely have, don’t lie to me, you may have noticed some controversy over something called “Net Neutrality”. Long story short, internet service providers (known by the snazzy acronym “ISP”s) are going to start slowing down the internet for people and sites until the pony up more…

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Patrick McCaw 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

It’s a good thing my channel name isn’t “WayOfTheWarriors” because that combined with my physical inability to make highlights of star players would mean no vids for my fave team. No one besides the big four ever does anything of note for the Warriors these days. They all play their roles well, yada yada, good…

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