JaVale McGee 15 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Is it a stretch to say that JaVale McGee won this game for the Warriors? It is, but it’s not the biggest stretch ever. He did a ton of damage in the first few minutes of the game, and the deleterious effects of such a marginal role-player playing that well on the Spurs’ players are…

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Quinn Cook 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Adam Silver must be freaking out right now. How much money has the league lost because of Stephen Curry’s injury? It’s got to be a huge number. A few people are probably buying Quinn Cook gear instead but not enough to make up for the lost jersey sales. And no one’s gonna watch the playoffs…

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Quinn Cook Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Here’s a quick rundown of how the Warriors played in this game, from my perspective: Stephanie Lurry: No knees or ankles Klay ThompsoneedsOtherStarsToLookGood: Too high to find the arena Lraymond Lreen: Holding L’s Kevin Durcupcake: Ejected for whining too much Zaza Pabitchia: Received fewer minutes than Damian Jones JaVale McAsthma: Wheezed his way to twelve…

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Quinn Cook 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Right now I’m feeling sad because Quinn Cook is hitting all these pull-up midrange jimbos and they’re very aesthetic in quality and he would be a perfect subject for a midrange-ilation, but he’s only been getting consistent minutes within which to hit these shots for, like, fifteen games. If he had been doing this all…

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Nick Young 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/23/2018)

So Curry injured himself again in his first game back from an injured ankle. You and I both know what that means: Nick Young as the first option on offense! He scored a bunch in the fourth quarter of this one sans Curry, and if Curry isn’t back for the next game (RIP), Young should…

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Quinn Cook 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

Quinn Cook continues his strong run of play in the absence of Curry, Durant, and Thompson. He didn’t set another career-high in points, but he did tie a career-high in assists with five of them. I don’t really care as much about assists as some people, and the first assist in particular was total donkey…

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Quinn Cook Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2018)

Back-to-back career-high games for Quinn Cook. Without the benefit of any spacing created by the players on the Warriors who normally score 20+. Sure, it was against two bad teams, but players don’t usually scrape together consecutive career-highs unless they are actually playing good basketball. Cook now has the two highest-scoring games by a Warrior…

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Quinn Cook Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2018)

I’m back from vacation (it sucked btw, the TV in the hotel room claimed to be hd but I could count the pixels), so expect normal uploadment of highlights to resume tonight. In the meantime, enjoy yourself while I get caught up on the stuff I missed. Basically, if it’s a video I would still…

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Quinn Cook 13 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

Quinn Cook, in this game, gave you everything that Stephen Curry gives you, just in smaller quantities. He hit a three pointer (Steph Curry hits three pointers). He got an assist (Steph Curry gets assists). He fouled out in 27 minutes (this is one category where Cook actually exceeded Curry’s normal production). He took eleven…

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