Eric Paschall 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2019)

If you include his assists (which were actually pretty good for a big guy, next Jokic??????), Eric Paschall accounted for almost half of the Warriors’ points tonight. Imagine if he hadn’t been around, or if the Warriors had drafted the average player drafted 41st overall (who would’ve scored, like, 5 at most). This was already…

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Glenn Robinson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

Glenn Robinson III is coming off a 0-10 game that ranks as one of the worst performances of the season, by anybody. Darius Garland also had an 0-10 game, and of course everyone will remember Joel Embiid’s recent 0-11. Embiid got clowned pretty hard for that, but since, as far as I can tell, no…

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Jordan Poole 20 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

One of these games, ONE OF THESE GAMES, Jordan Poole is going to totally break out and start making all the crazy shots that he’s taking. This game doesn’t count; 20 points on 10 shots is wildly efficient for him, but it’s still a bit low on the pointage to qualify as a true breakout…

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Alec Burks 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Alec Burks is now averaging a career high in points, at nearly 15 per game. Obviously, some weird stuff had to happen for him to get this kind of opportunity with the Warriors, but that’s the nature of the NBA. Weird stuff happens all the time. I wasn’t expecting Burks to do much this year,…

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Eric Paschall 25 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

It seems like so much time has passed since Eric Paschall scored 14 points in his Warriors debut, but it was only about a month ago. Things were so different then. There was still hope that the Warriors would remain an elite team, although the fact that Paschall (who was, at that point, just a…

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Glenn Robinson III Career High 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

Glenn Robinson knew he was dreaming because, in this particular dream, his shoes were made out of popsicle sticks. Not only did he not own any pairs of shoes fashioned from such an unusual material, but such shoes would be uncomfortable and unwieldy in real life. However, in the dream, they were just fine, so…

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Ky Bowman Career High 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

I don’t understand contracts much if at all. The only thing I know about them is that’s how players get paid. Otherwise, anything related to the CBA is scary and foreign to me. When people start talking about “cap space” or “exceptions”, my eyes glaze over and I nod like I know what they’re talking…

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Glenn Robinson 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2019)

I didn’t really expect it, but Glenn Robinson III is actually looking pretty decent for this injury-ravaged Warriors squad. You always wonder with role-players if their stats would hold up when given a larger role. It’s fun to look at per-36 stats and start extrapolating like crazy, but the real world doesn’t work like that….

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Ky Bowman 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2019)

OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO EXPECTED KY BOWMAN TO BE THIS GOOD 1. Ky Bowman 2. Ky Bowman’s mom 3. Ky Bowman’s friends from his hometown 4. Warriors fans who only watch two games a year 5. Boston College homers who don’t know anything about the NBA game OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DID NOT…

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Omari Spellman 18 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)

Someone needs to tell me RIGHT NOW what the frick happened to Omari Johnson. RIGHT NOW. I am too lazy to use Google (or, more accurately, DuckDuckGo, because I don’t want Google knowing that DownToBuck doesn’t even know what happened to Omari Johnson), not like I’d even want their stupid information. What I really want…

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