Omari Spellman 17 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

After compiling this highlight video, I am comfortable in asserting my assertion that Omari Spellman is OFFICIALLY the next Marreese Speights for the Warriors. Spellman have it all. Well, he doesn’t quite have it all, but he have all that Speights have: -Three point shooting -Big but doesn’t play like a big -Chonky -Dunking ability…

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Alen Smailagic 10 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Mike Breen, listen man, I know it sucks having to commentate for the Warriors on ESPN while they’re mired in their worst season in a long time and playing lineups of players that nobody has ever heard of, but could you at least throw in a “BANG!” when Alen Smailagic hits a three to give…

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Alec Burks 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

I put off making this video as long as possible, but I could put it off no longer. On the surface, Alec Burks scoring 27 points is an eminently highlight-worthy performance that should be compiled as soon as possible. But lurking just below the surface is a fact that is currently causing me great anguish:…

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Omari Spellman Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

I’ve taken to calling Omari Spellman “Spelldude” since he just looks like the kind of dude who would be pleased if you called him “dude”. In general, I feel like big, round guys are “dude” types, and Spellman is as big and round as they come. Also, I think there’s a pokemon with the word…

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Damion Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

Damion Lee’s last 6 games, all starts: 20, 14, 22, 16, 18, and 20 points. The Warriors’ record in those games: 4-2, including a Christmas win over Houston. I’m not about to anoint him the next Stephen Curry, because that would be stupid, but look at those point totals and that record and tell me…

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Alec Burks 28 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

I can’t believe I passed up MULTIPLE New Year’s party invitations just so I could make frickin’ Alec Burks highlights. Maybe, just for tonight, to justify my decision, I should go and make a vid for whatever crazy performance Luka Doncic had tonight. Because right now, I looked up “regret” in the dictionary and all…

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Glenn Robinson III Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

Glenn “GRIII” (pronounced “Gree”) Robinson III, this season, has really impressed me with his ability to actually score some points once in a while. He had spent his entire career up until this point being content with being a 10 point-per-36 scorer, but now that he’s got a real role on a team, he’s more…

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Marquese Chriss 16 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

I’m not usually one to obsess about which players are “bitches”, but even in the bitch-ignorant reality that I have carefully crafted for myself, I am well aware of Marquese “Marqueso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss’ reputation in the league. And that reputation is not a good one. He has the reputation of being a bitch. So much…

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Damion Lee 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

With 15 rebounds last game and 12 rebounds in this one, it’s looking like Damion Lee has discovered a little-known NBA truism: that rebounds are there for the taking and anyone who wants to try for them can have them. Russell Westbrook is a high-profile player who takes advantage of this in order to get…

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Glenn Robinson 18 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)

Glenn Robinson was well on his way to becoming an 82-game starter (of which there were only 7 last year, and the names aren’t as good as you’d think) until he had some sort of ankle injury that took him out of commission last game. He’s back now, but if he wants 82 starts, he’s…

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