Klay Thompson 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

“Hey Steph, Carl, Kent, you guys, come check this out! I’ve hit 25 in a row!” Klay’s teammates ambled over to where the sharpshooter was draining threes from the top of the key. He continued, “I feel like I could shoot these all day. I’m in the zone!” as he splashed another one. Nothing but…

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Andrew Bogut 10 Points/4 Assists/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/23/2013)

“Dear Amar”’e, I hope this letter finds you well. You may wonder why I am bothering to write to you. It is well known that we are not friends. After you brutally ended my season in 2010, pushing me from the rim to land horribly on my elbow, our relationship has not been close, and…

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Andrew Bogut 8 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/18/2013)

Watching Andrew Bogut operate in the post is not a very fun experience. He takes a long time to do it, and if he can’t back down easily he often settles for a shot from way out of his range. If he does get close he invariably throws up a flat jump hook thing, which…

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Klay Thompson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)

Klay Thompson is an amazing shooter. One of the best. The only problem is that the nature of being a jump shooter is that you get into slumps sometimes. And when that happens to Klay, he turns into a useless player who loses more and more confidence with each missed shot. But when he’s on,…

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Kent Bazemore 14 Points Full Highlights (3/15/3013)

Imagine this: a big meatball sub, overflowing with bright red marinara sauce thick with tomato chunks. Divinely melted mozzarella cheese draped over the whole thing, bonded to the bakery-fresh white roll and semi-transparent. Authentic, fresh-out-of-the-garden Italian spices decorate the creation like confetti – basil, oregano, maybe some rosemary. Artfully prepared orbs of pure beef are…

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Stephen Curry 38 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/26/2013)

*Before the game* “Hey David, man, can I ask a favor?” “Sure Steph what is it?” “You know Hibbert? That guy’s been pissing me off lately. I want you to get something started with him, so I can have an excuse to go in and rough him up a bit. Just give him a shove…

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Carl Landry 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)

Once upon a time, in a land known as Sacramento, Carl Landry would score 19 points or more with regularity. But then he got traded to the Hornets and has been a bench player ever since. If I was Landry I would try to get on a team that needs a good power forward, because…

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Harrison Barnes 19 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2013)

So, Harrison Barnes scored 19 points on 7-of-9 shooting. That’s good. He also made three out of four attempts from the Goodwill stripe. That’s good. The bad: his statline was otherwise completely empty – except for a lone steal which came with less than second left in the first half. No rebounds. No assists. No…

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Klay Thompson Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2013)

Klay Thompson is an integral part of a major discussion in today’s NBA. Race. More specifically, is Klay Thompson a white dude or a black dude. Or something else? I don’t know, man. He LOOKS white. Really white. He even has a Jew-looking nose. But his dad Mychal Thompson was definitely a black dude. So…

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