Andrew Bogut 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2014)

Andrew Bogut is an Aussie. There are tons of Aussie Bogut homers out there who only care about the NBA because of him. Well, there used to be. Until Matthew Dellavedova came and stole all his spotlight. I could diss Bogut in this description all I wanted and I bet I wouldn’t get even one…

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Klay Thompson 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/5/2014)

Klay Thompson is making me look like a fool. I was seriously on this guy’s bandwagon at the start of the year. He was killing it. Every game it seemed like he was hitting like five threes. I was proclaiming him to be a great player. But you know what happens to shooters? They get…

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Kent Bazemore 12 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2013)

The “Kent Bazemore at point guard” experiment needs to end. He’s barely an NBA level shooting guard; playing him out of position only makes him worse. Just play Nedovic as the backup. At least he has court vision. This blatant mismanagement of available talent really calls into the question the competency of the Warriors’ coaching…

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Klay Thompson 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/1/2013)

If Klay Thompson keeps up this incredible shooting, he has a chance at breaking the single-season record for most three-pointers made, set only last year by his partner in crime Stephen Curry. This is the direction the league is going in. NBA teams have realized that shooting tons of threes is a path to success….

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Jermaine O’Neal 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2013)

The first time I ever heard of Jermaine O’Neal was in the Guinness world records book. I know it seems weird, because Jermaine isn’t really the record setting type. But at the time he was the youngest player to have ever played in the NBA. If you looked now his name wouldn’t be there. Some…

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Toney Douglas 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/8/2013)

Well, that sucked. Spurs beat the Warriors 76-74 in what might be the lowest-scoring game of the year. And the game’s leading scorer was none other than Toney “Baloney” Douglas! The Warriors commentators were so distraught over Stephen Curry’s injury that all they could do was project his attributes onto other players, and that included…

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Andre Iguodala 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/4/2013)

“Night falls over the city of Philadelphia. The evil lurking in the shadows is making ready to appear, to disrupt the lives of the citizens of this beautiful town. Ah yes. The night. My time. Beware evil-doers, for…” “Damn it Andre, I knew I’d find you up here on the roof of the Wells Fargo…

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Klay Thompson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2013)

Some people complain the Klay Thompson doesn’t get to the charity stripe enough. Those people are stupid. You know what it would take for him to shoot more free throws? More layups. More drives. And those aren’t things that Thompson is good at. He’s good at one thing only: shooting J’s. Telling him to do…

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Andrew Bogut 17 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2013)

OFFICIAL MOST HORRIFIC SPORTS INJURIES POWER RANKINGS 1. Clint Malarchuk (I would recommend never, ever watching this video, or even listening to the call from the booth) 2-999. Nothing else is even close to Clint Malarchuk 1000. Kevin Ware 1001. Andrew Bogut (thanks Amar””e!) 1002. Joe Theismann 1003. Shaun Livingston, may God rest his soul

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Klay Thompson Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

“Alright Steph, I got the stuff you asked for. You must be making a ton of omelettes or something. And I guess after you’re done eating all of ’em you’re gonna be having a fun time cause this is a ton of toilet paper.” “Klay you idiot those eggs ain’t for eating. And that TP…

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