Nick Young 18 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

I know it’s sort of a cop-out to write a video description about the erroneous nicknames that basketball-references lists for various players, but, come on. “Bean Burrito”? Really? That’s Nick Young’s nickname? He’s a bean burrito? To their credit, they do list his real nickname, “Swaggy P”, before they list “Bean Burrito”, but that’s not…

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Zaza Pachulia 15 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

I don’t know how Zaza “I hate Kawhi Leonard” Pachulia’s flat little jumpshots ever go in the rim, but he hit two of them last night and it’s actually been a staple of his limited offensive game for a long time. All I know is that whenever he would hoist one up when he was…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

So Stephen Curry sprained his ankle, which isn’t good news, but what IS good news is that the Draymond Green-JaVale McGee lob connection can replace most of the production that you lose when Curry is out. Steve Kerr just has to make a point of running those plays again and again until the other team…

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JaVale McGee 12 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

“Elite coach” Steve Kerr has finally seen reason, even as it was staring him in the face this whole time: he has inserted JaVale McGee into the starting lineup, banishing Zaza Pachulia to the bench where he belongs, forever. I think everyone on earth agrees with me that McGee is simply the better option for…

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Nick Young 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

This is what I am reduced to. Making highlights for the player known as “Swaggy P” even when the amount of points he scored is decidedly non-swaggy. I suppose this is the price we pay for living in a world where Nick Young will get a championship ring; he does not play a big enough…

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Omri Casspi 19 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

It’s a rare day when I get to make highlights of a Warriors player, and it’s an even rarer day when I get to do so with the actual Warriors commentators. The Warriors are, obviously, a top-heavy team, and they are also a nationally-televised team. I think I’ve forgotten at several points this year what…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Not shown: JaVale McGee airballing a three that he had no business taking. I thought about it, as a sort of “compare and contrast” between that and his previous 7-for-7 shooting including, in fairness, a sweet turnaround fading jumper over Gobert that he also had no business taking. But I don’t do lowlights. If you…

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Zaza Pachulia 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

This is the most points Zaza Pachulia has scored in a Warriors uniform. It is also one fewer than the number of offensive rebounds he had for the Bucks against Brook “Really Really Sucks At Rebounding” Lopez. I remember being pissed I had to make that particular highlight video because of how many FRICKIN’ rebounds…

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Patrick McCaw 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

I would like to issue an alert to all residents of the San Francisco Bay area: It is snowing right now where I am. You might have Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, and the rest of those guys, and you might have several recent championships, and a coach who can think, and a track record of…

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Jordan Bell 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Let’s not pretend this performance is any more than it is. Bell displayed massive amounts of hustle and showed off his enthusiasm for rebounding, but at no point did he execute what could be termed a “move”: his scores were all a result of him being in the right place for a teammate to hit…

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