Nick Young 17 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

Nick Young was given the entire fourth quarter to pretty much do what he wanted. The Warriors were up by forty, and he had only taken two shots up to that point, so he made the most of the scoreboard disparity and shot the ball ten times in the fourth. Normally one thinks of the…

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Shaun Livingston 16 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Shaun Livingston is not the perfect replacement for Stephen Curry given that he can’t shoot threes, but he’s definitely decent enough to be a spot starter when the situation calls for it. A team that started Livingston full-time wouldn’t win very many games, but a team with him being their backup PG would likely do…

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David West 16 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

I was a little bit surprised when I saw Draymond Green throw a lob pass to David West that actually resulted in a dunk for West, rather than West landing in a heap on the hardwood and having to be taken off in a wheelchair Paul Pierce style. Then I realized, why should I be…

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Nick Young 23 Points/6 Threes Warriors Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2017)

A new season. Allow me to make a little noise of pure pleasure. UHHHHUUOOO. WUHHHH. It arrived a little earlier than expected, but it is, indeed, a totally new season. Who knows what’s going to happen? I’m not sure on the details quite yet, but I can tell you this: rookies will be scrubs, new…

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Klay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part II)

After returning to his condo and spending some quality time with his bong, Klay had written down a list of things he would need to do to transform the lump of weapons-grade plutonium in his possession into a powerful explosive device capable of blowing up Stephen Curry’s house and allowing Klay to sneak into the…

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Klay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Klay Thompson pulled his trenchcoat closer around his body, feeling conspicuous in his hiding spot underneath the Golden Gate bridge. Suddenly realizing that his greater-than-average height might give away his status as a basketball player, he hunched over to make himself appear shorter. Finally, after what seemed like hours of waiting, but was probably closer…

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JaVale McGee 16 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)

When I watched JaVale McGee score the first seven points for the Warriors in this game, I chuckled a little bit to myself. Then I thought, why should I be laughing at him? He’s a talented basketball player in his own right, not a sideshow freak to be mocked. Just because he was doing the…

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Patrick McCaw 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/16/2017)

Even if you removed all of Patrick McCaw’s points from Golden State’s total, AND all the points that were the result of his assists, the Warriors still would have won this game. That’s how much of a beating it was for San Antonio. Does that fact lessen McCaw’s significant accomplishments? Kinda. It’s a well-known rule…

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JaVale McGee All 121 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

The team plane was silent; it was two in the morning, and everybody was asleep. Everybody, that is, except one JaVale McGee, who couldn’t get to sleep no matter how much he tried. His mind was preoccupied with rumors that had been circulating the locker room for some time, rumors that Stephen had somehow acquired…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/22/2017)

It was looking like the Blazers had a good chance to beat the Warriors when they led by thirteen at halftime, but it just wasn’t meant to be. That’s okay, because the Warriors were without Durant for the second straight game, so the win wouldn’t have counted anyway. Meanwhile, the Warriors’ win counts 100% because…

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