Quinn Cook 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Oh darn, the Warriors won a game. I guess they weren’t going to just keep losing forever (a man can dream!), because despite their dysfunction they still have Kevin Durant and Quinn Cook. Hard to hold down a team with two dynamic scorers like that. Everyone has heard by now that Stephen Curry, NBA darling…

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Damion Lee 13 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

I’m digging this new thing where NBA players tie their headbands in the back like they just stepped out of the Mortal Kombat series or Dragonball Z or something. What better way to intimidate your defender than to have your headwear be vaguely reminiscent of, like, an ancient Japanese warrior wielding a katana made of…

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Quinn Cook 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

Quinn Cook watched the unfolding locker room argument with only mild interest. “Do you think we should separate them?” he asked a nearby Jonas Jerebko. “Nah,” was Jonas’ short reply. Quinn nodded in agreement. Arguments in NBA locker rooms were common, especially between players known for their on-court intensity. However, when the argument started to…

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Quinn Cook 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

If the Warriors, as the season goes on, stop shooting as many threes and start shooting midrange jumpers instead (gotta change things up a bit sometimes), we can point to this game as the start of that trend. Quinn Cook hit 8 midrange jimbos tonight, and the team as a whole seemed to take way…

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Alfonzo McKinnie 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

Now that Alfonzo McKinnie appears in my highlights archivium not once, but twice, I can’t help but yearn for the opportunity to fill in the missing slots of that vast highlights library. McKinnie is great and all, and I’m quite pleased that he has secured his place in the immortal halls of NBA highlight infamy,…

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Alfonzo McKinnie Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Uh oh, Toronto, looks like this is the one you let slip away. Alfonzo McKinnie was ready AND willing to be a Raptor for life, and you waived him. Straight up cold-hearted waivement was what you perpetrated on him. And I’m looking at your current game right now, and it looks like you’re getting your…

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Damian Jones 13 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)

Damian Jones seems to be nicely filling the role of the recently departed JaVale McGee for the Warriors. That role being “catch a few lobs at the beginning of the game and then don’t do anything else”. The Warriors are apparently only starting a true center to be respectful of tradition. They don’t need one…

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Damian Jones Career High 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

Here are some of the things that Warriors Bandwagoners are probably (definitely) saying right now: -“I always knew Damian Jones was the answer at the five for us.” -“Damian Jones’ development has been fun to watch, I’m so proud of him.” -“Haha yeah, I totally knew that we had a guy named Damian Jones for…

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Klay Thompson All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Klay returned to his condo and happily set down the heavy bag of library books. The mystical “portal potion”, he put in his refrigerator. The man who had sold it to him hadn’t told him whether refrigeration was required, but Klay figured it couldn’t hurt. While he had the fridge open, he grabbed some of…

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Klay Thompson All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)

When Klay Thompson answered his ringing doorbell and saw Steve Kerr standing there, he knew something serious had just gone down. Coach never came to visit in person. If it was something important, Steve would call; for anything else, a text message sufficed. “Steph made another Three-Point Shooting Amulet,” Steve started, correctly assuming that Klay…

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