Stephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part III)

“That’s it. That’s the book he was reading before all this happened,” Dell Curry whispered as he stood outside his son’s house, peering through a gap in the blinds. Steve Kerr nodded gravely. “Either he is experiencing a problem with his newly-created three-point amulet, or he desires to craft an artefact of even greater potency,”…

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Stephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Stephen Curry ran through the rocky subterranean passageways underneath Oracle Arena. The three-point amulet, still warm and glowing from the smelting process, bounced against his chest as he searched for a way out. Its power circulated through his body, an entirely different sort of power than that which had emanated from the original amulet, stolen…

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Stephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part I)

“HE DID WHAT?” Dell Curry winced at the sudden outburst from Steve Kerr. “I saw it with my own eyes, Steve. Through some unfathomable sorcery, my own son has crafted for himself a new, greater relic – the three-point shooting amulet is remade.” “But the original three-point amulet was destroyed a year ago,” Steve protested,…

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Ian Clark 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

Ian Clark floater game: on point. Ian Clark midrange game: on point. Ian Clark three-pointer game: on point. Ian Clark headband game: on point. Ian Clark dunk game: NOT ON POINT. Come on man. No dunks this year? Only two in your entire career? We’re not talking about Luke Ridnour here. We’re talking about a…

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JaVale McGee 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

Zaza Pachulia is still the starting center for the Warriors after all this time. It is what it is at this point, Kerr obviously has made his decision. Pachulia and JaVale McGee are different players, bringing different skills to the table. One of the skills that differs the most between them? Dunking the basketball. I’ve…

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David West 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2017)

David West has been a very good, but never elite, power forward for his entire career. He has entered the “blatant ring-chasing” stage of his career that many faded, ringless stars pursue, but that shouldn’t diminish his past accomplishments. Or, if it does diminish his past accomplishments, it should only diminish them a little bit….

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Andre Iguodala 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

Andre Iguodala’s usage is the lowest it’s ever been, 10%, as he takes a back seat on this Warriors team. Even when he joined the Warriors initially, he always deferred to the team’s superstars, but the effect is more pronounced now, and the only reason he’s put up any stats this year at all is…

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Ian Clark Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

I’m a big fan of scrubs, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not really a big fan of elite teams resting all their good players for no reason, even if it results in more highlights of said scrubs. Some of the lineups trotted out tonight, by both teams (though the Spurs had actual injuries to…

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Andre Iguodala 24 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)

I must apologize. When I saw that Andre Iguodala had 24 points, I immediately began to make a highlight video for the performance without investigating his statline more closely. I did not realize that he only made six shots in the entire game. If I had realized that fact, I would have had to strongly…

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Zaza Pachulia 16 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)

Not to turn this into my own personal blog (oh, who am I kidding), but based on the rancid -ass burps I’ve been ejecting into my highlights-cave, I think figured out the source of my gastric distress: that iced coffee I had from Starbucks. Note to self: coffee doesn’t even taste that good, so why…

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