Gorgui Dieng 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)

“Dear Diary, The cursed white sand falls upon the land of Minnesota in horrific storms of white devilry. I am almost entirely housebound, so great is my fear of the devil’s precipitation. I now decline any invitations by my teammates to carouse about town, for Lucifer could command the sky to produce evil white sand…

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Gorgui Dieng 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)

Here’s something to chew on: Gorgui Dieng made only 4 fewer buckets than Bradley Beal, but Beal was awarded 42 points for his efforts while Dieng only received 20. There is some serious injustice at play. I mean, I just watched the two highlight videos of those two performances, and they seemed about the same…

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Gorgui Dieng 25 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

“Dear diary, It lightens my heart greatly to see that, with warmth finally gracing the harsh lands of Minnesota once again, that the accumulated dunes of the cursed white sand are melting away from the ground. I am hesitant to allow hope to reside in my heart, but I cannot help myself: I believe truly…

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Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)

“Dear diary, Today my teammates played a very cruel trick on me. We were in the locker room after we lost to the Raptors. I had personally done well in the game, so my teammates had all gathered around me, telling me about how I had made Jonas Valanciunas look foolish trying to defend me….

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Gorgui Dieng 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

“Dear Diary, Today, the unimaginable happened. To preface this account, I must stress that I am very careful to check the weather forecast many times per day. If there is even a wisp of cloud floating in the sky, I will double-check to ensure that none of the cursed white sand will fall from the…

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Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

“Dear diary, Today more of the cursed white sand fell upon the land of Minnesota. My teammates know it by the name “snow” and assure me that it is a normal occurrence, but I do not believe them. It is a curse brought down upon them by God. I know this because Africa, the land…

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Gorgui Dieng 20 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2015)

Karl-Anthony Towns tentatively approached Gorgui Dieng, who was sitting at his locker, listening to a leak of Kanye’s upcoming album to get himself ready for the game. Karl motioned for Gorgui to take out his earbuds, which he did. He then looked blankly at the rookie, slightly annoyed at the interruption. “Uh, Gorgui, I was…

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Gorgui Dieng 19 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (3/19/2015)

“Gorgui, I need some of your good old-fashioned West African widsom right now.” Zach LaVine had trundled over to Gorgui Dieng’s locker, looking sad. Gorgui turned to face him with a stern expression. “I seem to remember young Zach asking before for sage advice, but when Gorgui try to tell story of The Fish who…

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Gorgui Dieng 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2015)

“Gorgui, man, I could use some of your African wisdom right about now.” Gorgui looked over to see Shabazz Muhammad wearing a very pleading expression on his face. “Last time I tell you story of how Moon and Sun Came to Dwell in the Sky, you make fun. Maybe if Shabazz did not dismiss Gorgui’s…

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Gorgui Dieng Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2015)

Gorgui Dieng is an impressive player for a guy who wasn’t projected to do a ton on offense, and is only on his second year in the league. Until you realize that he’s already 24 (what’s that I see waving in the distance it looks like a BIG RED FLAG) and might even be older…

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