Gerald Green 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

I think that, just for one game, Gerald Green should get to statpad like James Harden did at the end of this one. In case you haven’t been paying attention to the NBA for the past two months, Harden is on an extended streak of games where he’s scored thirty or more. Harden was at…

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Kenneth Faried 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I agree with you. The camera angle for this ESPN broadcast was way too zoomed out for watching this game to be anything other than a massive headache. Do they think we want the immersive experience of sitting in the very back of the upper bowl? I could…

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Gerald Green 25 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE: (note: “Greenhouse” refers to the Rockets’ three-and-dunk specialist pair of Gerald Green and Danuel House) Gerald Green had 25 points this game, the second-leading scorer behind James Harden. This is coming on the heels of another 25-point game four days ago. While he again didn’t make an impact in any stats…

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Kenneth Faried 17 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

If you thought that Kenneth Faried’s three-point make during his first game with the Rockets was a sign of things to come (as I did), you were wrong. Since that game, he has taken three more triples, and missed them all. Not so bad given the small sample size, since he’s still 1 for 6…

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Gerald Green 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

The Rockets are James Harden now. It’s been building for a while, but this is the year I feel like every other Rocket aside from him is utterly irrelevant, a background actor in the movie of Harden’s scoring insanity. Even Chris Paul, the supposed best PG of our generation. Do you hear anything about him…

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Kenneth Faried 23 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

With Chris Paul back on the court for the Rockets, we can expect more of this from Kenneth Faried. We were already getting it, somehow, I don’t know how because James Harden isn’t super interested in passing right now, but with CP3, Faried should get tons of free dunks. That’s the best passing PG he’s…

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Kenneth Faried 19 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

Jahlil Okafor may have beat out Kenneth Faried in the “discarded bigmen who might be good but also might not be good because why else would their old teams give up on them so easily” battle, and maybe his team also won the game based on his efforts, but I’m still really happy for Faried…

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P.J. Tucker 18 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

Unlike the last video I made, which featured Jeff Green having what was clearly NOT A REVENGE GAME against the Magic, this game by P.J. “Peej” Tucker against the Raptors was very obviously a REVENGE GAME. Tucker was a rookie with the Raptors in the 2006-07 season, at the age of 21. He played seventeen…

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Kenneth Faried 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

In a development that is surprising no one except for Kenny Atkinson, Kenneth Faried is thriving in Houston. All they needed was a big body to run around and dunk things, and that’s exactly what they got. A match made in heaven. Faried is who he is at this point, since I don’t truly believe…

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Kenneth Faried 13 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

Surprise, surprise. Kenneth Faried gets actual minutes, and he produces. Take notes, Kennocoachingability Atkinsdiet. You give Faried the chance to get on the court, and he immediately starts grabbing balls and putting them in holes, hair flopping wildly behind him. I don’t really know why he didn’t get minutes on the Nets, maybe it was…

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