Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (5/28/2018)

Clint Capela was brooding by himself in his locker. Most of his teammates had already left the arena, but he had stayed, trying to figure out where it had all gone so wrong. It was also not lost on him that he might never again play in this arena again as a member of the…

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Trevor Ariza 19 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/16/2018)

Trevor Ariza walked into the shower area of the locker room, ready to release some stress under a nice hot shower, but when he noticed the large amount of displaced floor tiles, he stopped in his tracks. “Uh, James, what’s going on here?” James Harden, wearing a hard hat, looked up from his project. “We’re…

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P.J. Tucker 22 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2018)

While James “Travel On Every Stepback” Harden and Chris “Conference Finals Virgin” Paul were out there bricking everything from three (they went a combined 4-of-19), P.J. Tucker stepped in to clean up their mess with a cool 5-of-6 from downtown and 22 points. In fact, he only made one fewer shot (8) than Harden (9)…

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P.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2018)

P.J. Tucker scored 20 points in his debut with the Rockets, way back in the arcane era of time known as “October”. My video commemorating the performance has since been deleted, but my claim made in the description that even Ivan Chiriaev could score 10 points per game in Mike D’Antoni’s offensive system remains true….

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Clint Capela 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (5/2/2018)

I can’t remember if I’ve ever expressed an opinion on Clint Capela’s post game or his attempts to develop one. So I apologize in advance if the opinion I express here runs counter to opinions I have expressed in the past. Clint Capela should just not try any more post moves in the playoffs. Those…

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Clint Capela 26 Points/8 Dunks Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

“What’s up loser. It’s Clint,” Clint Capela said into his phone, smirking at the frustrated sigh of his rival, Dwight Howard. “How’s your summer going?” “It was going okay until you called. I’m gonna hang up now,” Dwight responded. “Don’t you want to hear about all the things James has to say about you?” Clint…

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Gerald Green 21 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2018)

The Rockets had four different players attempt at least ten three-pointers in this game. That’s the sort of obscure stat that I don’t know how to check for, other than scraping basketball-reference for every box-score in their database and giving it to my kitty Japurri Purrker for purrther analysis, but it’s gotta be a record,…

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Clint Capela 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2018)

Clint Capela: is he the Rockets’ SECRET WEAPON for the playoffs? Reasons Capela might be the SECRET WEAPON: -He was keeping his Eurostep ability hidden from public view until the playoffs -He is secretly the Rockets’ third-best player -Can KAT stop him? Probably not. -D’Antoni purposely didn’t play him in the final regular season game…

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Gerald Green 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

It’s a minor tragedy that we didn’t get to see Gerald Green keep this up for the whole game. I’m not even talking about his makes, I just wanted to see him get the record for attempts from three. He took 17 triples in the 26 minutes he played tonight, and didn’t get to play…

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R.J. Hunter Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

R.J. Hunter is a real-life representation of the age-old question “what good is a pure shooter who can’t really shoot?”. The answer, as represented by Hunter throughout his three-year NBA career, is “not much good at all”. Even for most of his career in the D-League/G-League, he was a bad shooter. That’s, uh, not good….

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