Eric Gordon 26 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Eric Gordon has been extremely streaky from the three-point line this season. He’s also been very streaky in the past, but this year, the streaks tend to be more often in the negative direction than the positive direction. For every game where he shoots a high volume of three-pointers on a high percentage (such as…

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Danuel House 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

As much as I would love to make a Danuel House dunkilation at the end of the regular season, he’s going to have to step up his dunking game significantly in the Rockets’ final four games if he wants that to happen. As of this writing, he has twelve dunks on the season. I’m fairly…

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Danuel House 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

It’s already become somewhat tiresome to hear Rockets fans go on and on about how much of an elite role-player Danuel House is. Even their commentators are getting in on the slobjob! Yes, the Rockets do seem to be playing better since his re-acquisition, and yes, he is shooting some truly insane percentages from three…

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Danuel House 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

This is Danuel House’s first NBA action since January 14. In the intervening two months, after he ran out of NBA eligibility on his two-way contract, he has spent his time in what I call “The Desolate Contractual Void”. The Desolate Contractual Void (shortened to “DCV” or just “The Void”) is not a pleasant place…

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Eric Gordon 26 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

I really need to decide if Eric Gordon is or isn’t too good for my channel. He must not be, because this video is sitting here in front of your face right now. As of right now, he isn’t, but his threshold for points before I showcase him is pretty high. Even though he kinda…

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Eric Gordon 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

I mentioned it before in my previous Eric Gordon video description and I’ll mention it again: there is a serious disconnect between the amount of three-pointers that Gordon takes and how good he is at said three-pointers. He is currently fifth in the league at three-point attempts per game (at 8.6, losing out only to…

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Gary Clark 14 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

When I saw that Gary Clark had 14 points in this game, my first thought was, “Great! Now I get to see what Gary Clark looks like!” Hold back your gasps of incredulity, Rockets fans. Yes, it is true that I don’t care enough about the Rockets to watch any of their games and thus…

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P.J. Tucker 18 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

I didn’t resent making this video, my thirtieth of the day, as much as I thought I would. Normally I’m not a huge fan of P.J. Tucker because he’s not much of a scorer, and when he does score, it’s usually on three-pointers and nothing else. I made this video out of an obligation to…

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Eric Gordon 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

For a while now I’ve considered Eric Gordon to be like an ultra-discount version of James Harden. He’s not THAT heavily discounted in terms of contract size (getting paid 13.5 million this season) but he is discounted in terms of basketball skills. He can do most things that Harden can do, but he does them…

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Kenneth Faried 20 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

A whole bunch of narratives just imploded all at once during this Rockets-Warriors game. Let’s do a run down: The “James Harden needs to carry the Rockets harder than anyone has carried anybody since 2005 Kobe” narrative: SMASHED The “Chris Paul is washed” narrative: DESTROYED The “Stephanie Lurry’s name is actually Stephen Curry” narrative: OBSOLETED…

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