Ryan Anderson 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Ryan Anderson has not been putting up the big scoring games that we’re used to from him. And he wasn’t tonight, either, until he decided the fourth quarter was the perfect time to hit some threes from WAY out there. He still only ended up with 21, which for the old Ryan Anderson would be…

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Luc Richard Mbah a Moute 14 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute’s transition into a three-point shooter began when he landed in Philadelphia to help mentor Joel Embiid (who now has full working knowledge of the female anatomy courtesy of Luc’s veteran wisdom), but this year is finally the year he broke through and became a true three-point threat both in percentage…

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Clint Capela 23 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

It’s official: Clint Capela is officially part of an official “big three” in Houston. You know who the other two players are, James Harden and Chris Paul (you thought I was gonna put some funny names there didn’t you well sometimes DTB doesn’t take the low-hanging fruit), and Capela is third player. Together they comprise…

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Clint Capela 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Well, I already made the entire video so I might as well upload it, but I just want to warn everybody that this video is a total waste of time. Why, you ask? Because Clint Capela only dunks it one time. Maybe if you’re one of those sick perverts who likes watching Capela attempt rudimentary…

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Gerald Green 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Will Gerald Green ever find a home? Will Houston be that home? He hasn’t spent more than two seasons in any of his numerous NBA stops. He’s already kind of old at 32, so I can’t decide whether I want to him to stick with a team for once and have some constancy in his…

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Gerald Green 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

If these national TV commentators bring up the fact that Gerald Green was cut by the Bucks before the season started, I’m going to start a novelty twitter account called “NBA on BSPN” where I make fun of various ESPN personalities interspersed with crude descriptions of excretory functions. I KNOW that the Bucks had him…

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Trevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

“Yo Trevor, you said you know some secret way to get into the Clippers’ locker room?” James Harden asked his teammate Trevor Ariza. James was flanked by Gerald Green, who was looking around the locker room to make sure nobody was listening too closely to their conversation. Trevor raised his eyebrows; he knew what James…

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Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)

“Hey Clint, we need you to do a huge favor for us.” Clint looked up from his phone to see Trevor Ariza, James Harden, and Gerald Green standing in front of him. All of them wore identical looks of determination on their faces. “Uh, sure. Maybe. What’s up?” “Trevor here says that he knows of…

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Gerald Green 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Gerald Green can still get up. Not as much as he could before, like I’m pretty sure both of his dunks tonight would’ve been windmills if this were a couple years ago. He’s not blowing out the candles on the cupcake anymore, but who is? In other news, I just got a sweet idea for…

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Gerald Green 15 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

How many games until James Harden is back? Ten? About ten? I bet Gerald Green can fire up ten threes a game in that stretch. Hell, why not even more? Why not 15 per game? Eric Gordon was basically doing that with Harden still on the team, and Green has shown himself to be a…

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