Clint Capela 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

It’s a sad day for all involved when I upload a Clint Capela highlight video but can’t include the number of dunks as one of the statistics in the title. It’s not like the Capellmeister didn’t dunk in this game, because he totally did, but it was only, like, three dunks. Three dunks out of…

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Clint Capela Career High 28 Points/9 Dunks/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

“Hey James, great game tonight, thanks for all those lobs.” Clint Capela said to his teammate, holding out an angled arm to receive a hand-clasp and hug. “You know it man,” James Harden responded, pulling Clint into a hug. “You made Cousins into a little bitch, especially when you swiped your balls right over the…

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Ryan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Ryan Anderson began the process of excising the two-point shot from his game when he arrived in Houston. He would still take layups when presented with them, obviously, but the midrange jumper was deployed from his arsenal with less and less frequency. Now, in his second season with the team, he is shooting an insane…

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Clint Capela 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

I am honestly outraged and a little bit sick. This is not why I make Clint Capela videos. I am not a purveyor of filth. When I undertake the creation of a Clint Capela highlight video, I expect endless alley-oop whamjams and little else. However, on this occasion, we get honest-to-goodness hook shots from the…

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Clint Capela 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Now that the Rockets are back to full health with Harden and CP3 out there, often at the same time, I expect nothing less than these types of performances from Capela every game. Every single game. Twenty points or more. Five dunks or more. All he has to do is roll to the basket and…

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Trevor Ariza 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

I always kind of assumed that Trevor Ariza was somewhere around 40 percent from three during his time with the Rockets. Just on the basis of how many games he had where he hit a bunch. Turns out I was being a really big dumbass, because he’s shot 35%-ish from three during those four years….

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Ryan Anderson 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2017)

I guess you can’t complain too much since his team is winning so many games, but Ryan Anderson has turned in some real dud scoring performances this season. In seasons past, 24 points would not be especially notable for Ryno, but I fear he has been marginalized on the roster and that I should be…

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Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)

Twenty points in a single game is not unusual for Clint Capela when he gets to play with James Harden the entire time. Harden makes the game easy for the Capelmeister. What I’m struggling to comprehend is how the addition of Chris Paul into the mix will affect Capela’s game. Every time I think about…

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Clint Capela 19 Points/5 Dunks/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2017)

“Clint, can you hurry up with whoever you’re texting, we’re all waiting to go celebrate,” said an annoyed P.J. Tucker as the rest of the Rockets team stood around waiting. “You can’t rush the creative process,” Clint said, not looking up from the screen of his phone where he was furiously tapping. “If it’s just…

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Luc Richard Mbah a Moute 20 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

It strikes me as a little bit crazy that Luc Richard “The Second Best NBA Player From Cameroon” Mbah a Moute’s career high is only 22 points. He’s been in the league for a long time now, he’s a wing player (that means guaranteed touches whether you want them or not), and he’s started his…

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