Gerald Green 21 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2018)

The Rockets had four different players attempt at least ten three-pointers in this game. That’s the sort of obscure stat that I don’t know how to check for, other than scraping basketball-reference for every box-score in their database and giving it to my kitty Japurri Purrker for purrther analysis, but it’s gotta be a record,…

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Clint Capela 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2018)

Clint Capela: is he the Rockets’ SECRET WEAPON for the playoffs? Reasons Capela might be the SECRET WEAPON: -He was keeping his Eurostep ability hidden from public view until the playoffs -He is secretly the Rockets’ third-best player -Can KAT stop him? Probably not. -D’Antoni purposely didn’t play him in the final regular season game…

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Gerald Green 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

It’s a minor tragedy that we didn’t get to see Gerald Green keep this up for the whole game. I’m not even talking about his makes, I just wanted to see him get the record for attempts from three. He took 17 triples in the 26 minutes he played tonight, and didn’t get to play…

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R.J. Hunter Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

R.J. Hunter is a real-life representation of the age-old question “what good is a pure shooter who can’t really shoot?”. The answer, as represented by Hunter throughout his three-year NBA career, is “not much good at all”. Even for most of his career in the D-League/G-League, he was a bad shooter. That’s, uh, not good….

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P.J. Tucker 16 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

I was operating under the assumption that P.J. Tucker had upped his scoring output recently, given that he just scored sixteen points last night, and I have a memory of making an eighteen-point highlight video for him within the past week or so. For Tucker, point totals in the double digits are a rare occasion…

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Clint Capela 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

The Rockets are going to win the championship, aren’t they? I’m sitting here munching on a Pop-Tart, and I’m watching Capela-Harden/Paul pick-and-rolls, and my hope for a non-Houston chip gets lower and lower. Clint Capela doesn’t get talked about enough as the third part of their “big three”. That’s because he’s super limited in what…

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P.J. Tucker 18 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

P.J. Tucker opened the season with a twenty-point outburst that doubtless had Rockets fans salivating at his scoring potential. Please humor me while I set up a strawman of a clueless Rockets fanbase and then tear it down to make myself feel better. These stupid Rockets fans saw Tucker score twenty and they probably were…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2018)

This video description is nominally about Trevor Ariza, who just had one of his better scoring games this season and didn’t seem to miss a beat with James Harden. But what it’s really about is unused Rockets bench player Le’Bryan Nash. More specifically, it’s about WHY LE’BRYAN NASH DIDN’T GET INTO THE GAME WHEN IT…

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Gerald Green 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

I don’t feel as bad about the Bucks giving up on Gerald Green way too quickly now that he’s come back down to earth and isn’t scoring 20 points per game anymore. It was still a bad decision, but hey, we have Brandon Jennings now, who is just as swaggy but has the added bonus…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Everybody’s obsessed with LeBron hitting the 30,000 point mark in his career and Kevin Durant hitting 20,000 and Carmelo hitting 25,000 and all this other lame garbage that I don’t care about. The real scoring milestone that people should be paying attention to is Trevor Ariza getting to 10,000 career points. Right now he’s only…

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