Carmelo Anthony 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

If you thought my first Carmelo Anthony vid was some sort of super early April Fool’s Day prank, think again, because this is how it’s going to be from now on. Back-to-back 20-point games for him lead me to question whether he’s really as washed as I thought he was, but for now, he’s absolutely…

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Gerald Green 19 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Gerald Green remained with the same team over the offseason for only the third time in his 12-year career. He managed two whole years at the start of his career with Boston, two with Phoenix (only because he balled out so hard in the first, he then regressed badly), and now two with the Rockets….

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Carmelo Anthony 22 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

Carmelo Anthony makes his long-awaited reappearance on my channel, 5 years after I randomly made a vid of him scoring 40-something way before I knew what the heck was going on. I apologize for that vid by the way, and one of the good things that happened when my account got banned is that vid…

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P.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

Remember last year, when P.J. Tucker started the season off with a 20-point game and then didn’t reach that total again until the playoffs? No, you don’t, because that’s not the kind of thing that normal people remember if they want to live a life other than “Highlights Hermit”. But I remember, I remember that…

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James Harden All 265 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Vikal Tawakal had no idea where he was, or even who he was. In an instant, his simple life in Indonesia had been replaced with something entirely different. His plain bedroom was now an impossibly luxurious chamber fit for royalty, but, more importantly, his mind now inhabited the body of a tall black man. There…

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James Harden All 265 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)

James Harden awoke to unfamiliar sounds outside his bedroom. For some reason, he could hear car horns blaring, engines running, the normal background noise of urban lifeā€¦but he didn’t live an urban life. His home in Houston was tucked far back into an exclusive suburban community where the slightest hint of loudness would attract a…

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Clint Capela All 213 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Any time now. Any time,” Clint Capela muttered to himself as he stared through his binoculars at the beach in the distance. “You’ve been saying that for hours now,” Tarik Black whined. “He’s not gonna show. Can we leave now? I’m hungry.” Clint removed the binoculars from his face and gave his teammate an unsympathetic…

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Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (5/28/2018)

Clint Capela was brooding by himself in his locker. Most of his teammates had already left the arena, but he had stayed, trying to figure out where it had all gone so wrong. It was also not lost on him that he might never again play in this arena again as a member of the…

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Trevor Ariza 19 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/16/2018)

Trevor Ariza walked into the shower area of the locker room, ready to release some stress under a nice hot shower, but when he noticed the large amount of displaced floor tiles, he stopped in his tracks. “Uh, James, what’s going on here?” James Harden, wearing a hard hat, looked up from his project. “We’re…

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P.J. Tucker 22 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2018)

While James “Travel On Every Stepback” Harden and Chris “Conference Finals Virgin” Paul were out there bricking everything from three (they went a combined 4-of-19), P.J. Tucker stepped in to clean up their mess with a cool 5-of-6 from downtown and 22 points. In fact, he only made one fewer shot (8) than Harden (9)…

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