P.J. Tucker 16 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

I was operating under the assumption that P.J. Tucker had upped his scoring output recently, given that he just scored sixteen points last night, and I have a memory of making an eighteen-point highlight video for him within the past week or so. For Tucker, point totals in the double digits are a rare occasion…

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Clint Capela 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

The Rockets are going to win the championship, aren’t they? I’m sitting here munching on a Pop-Tart, and I’m watching Capela-Harden/Paul pick-and-rolls, and my hope for a non-Houston chip gets lower and lower. Clint Capela doesn’t get talked about enough as the third part of their “big three”. That’s because he’s super limited in what…

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P.J. Tucker 18 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

P.J. Tucker opened the season with a twenty-point outburst that doubtless had Rockets fans salivating at his scoring potential. Please humor me while I set up a strawman of a clueless Rockets fanbase and then tear it down to make myself feel better. These stupid Rockets fans saw Tucker score twenty and they probably were…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2018)

This video description is nominally about Trevor Ariza, who just had one of his better scoring games this season and didn’t seem to miss a beat with James Harden. But what it’s really about is unused Rockets bench player Le’Bryan Nash. More specifically, it’s about WHY LE’BRYAN NASH DIDN’T GET INTO THE GAME WHEN IT…

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Gerald Green 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

I don’t feel as bad about the Bucks giving up on Gerald Green way too quickly now that he’s come back down to earth and isn’t scoring 20 points per game anymore. It was still a bad decision, but hey, we have Brandon Jennings now, who is just as swaggy but has the added bonus…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Everybody’s obsessed with LeBron hitting the 30,000 point mark in his career and Kevin Durant hitting 20,000 and Carmelo hitting 25,000 and all this other lame garbage that I don’t care about. The real scoring milestone that people should be paying attention to is Trevor Ariza getting to 10,000 career points. Right now he’s only…

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Clint Capela 22 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

The last time the Rockets played the Clippers (or maybe it was two times ago?) we had that awesome story where Chris Paul told his entire Rockets squad about a secret passageway to the Clippers’ locker room, so a bunch of dudes showed up unannounced in the Clippers’ locker room ready to beat the snot…

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Luc Richard Mbah a Moute 17 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2018)

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute took over this one, leading the Rockets to victory with his 15 fourth-quarter points and perfect 7-for-7 shooting. I am not exaggerating. He is the reason the Rockets won this game. Not James Harden. Not Chris Paul. Not Zhou Qi. Mbah a Moute is the hero, and the Rockets’ streak…

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Clint Capela 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

I had been told by learned NBA minds that Karl-Anthony Towns was an improved defender this year. And you know what? I believed them. I was taken for a fool. After watching this video, the notion that KAT is anything other than absolute fetid sewer dumpster garbage trash on the defensive end cannot be supported….

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Ryan Anderson 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Ryan Anderson has not been putting up the big scoring games that we’re used to from him. And he wasn’t tonight, either, until he decided the fourth quarter was the perfect time to hit some threes from WAY out there. He still only ended up with 21, which for the old Ryan Anderson would be…

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