Gerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…

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Gerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…

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Trevor Ariza 26 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

It feels like Trevor Ariza should be about 40 years old given how long he’s been in the league, but somehow he’s only 32. 32 and still playing big minutes in basically every game for the Rockets. The way he’s going, maybe he can get to 40. He’s already limited on offense to shooting only…

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Gerald Green 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

Gerald Green is back! The Bucks had him in the preseason, and cut him before the season started for some reason that I don’t even know, and when he didn’t get immediately picked up by another team I thought that might be it. At least until later in the season. But the Rockets are really…

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Clint Capela 19 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

Dwight Howard answered his ringing doorbell with bleary eyes. He had been taking advantage of the rare chance to sleep in on the day after Christmas. When he opened the door and saw who the visitor was, he immediately tried to close it again. Clint Capela stuck his foot in the door to prevent it…

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Clint Capela 24 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

Clint Capela is averaging 20 and 15 per 36 minutes this year. Clint Capela. The guy who, four years ago, took 6 games to even make a shot and 10 to make a free throw. The potential for insane dunkage was always there with him, but I didn’t think for a second that he would…

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Nene 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

It doesn’t even matter that all of Brazil hates Nene for skipping out on his alleged “duty” to play for the national team. He’s the one who placed more importance on health than nationalism, and now he’s looking quick and springy at the grand old age of 35. Nene took good care of his body,…

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Clint Capela 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

It’s a sad day for all involved when I upload a Clint Capela highlight video but can’t include the number of dunks as one of the statistics in the title. It’s not like the Capellmeister didn’t dunk in this game, because he totally did, but it was only, like, three dunks. Three dunks out of…

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Clint Capela Career High 28 Points/9 Dunks/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

“Hey James, great game tonight, thanks for all those lobs.” Clint Capela said to his teammate, holding out an angled arm to receive a hand-clasp and hug. “You know it man,” James Harden responded, pulling Clint into a hug. “You made Cousins into a little bitch, especially when you swiped your balls right over the…

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Ryan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Ryan Anderson began the process of excising the two-point shot from his game when he arrived in Houston. He would still take layups when presented with them, obviously, but the midrange jumper was deployed from his arsenal with less and less frequency. Now, in his second season with the team, he is shooting an insane…

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