Clint Capela 22 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

The last time the Rockets played the Clippers (or maybe it was two times ago?) we had that awesome story where Chris Paul told his entire Rockets squad about a secret passageway to the Clippers’ locker room, so a bunch of dudes showed up unannounced in the Clippers’ locker room ready to beat the snot…

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Luc Richard Mbah a Moute 17 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2018)

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute took over this one, leading the Rockets to victory with his 15 fourth-quarter points and perfect 7-for-7 shooting. I am not exaggerating. He is the reason the Rockets won this game. Not James Harden. Not Chris Paul. Not Zhou Qi. Mbah a Moute is the hero, and the Rockets’ streak…

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Clint Capela 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

I had been told by learned NBA minds that Karl-Anthony Towns was an improved defender this year. And you know what? I believed them. I was taken for a fool. After watching this video, the notion that KAT is anything other than absolute fetid sewer dumpster garbage trash on the defensive end cannot be supported….

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Ryan Anderson 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Ryan Anderson has not been putting up the big scoring games that we’re used to from him. And he wasn’t tonight, either, until he decided the fourth quarter was the perfect time to hit some threes from WAY out there. He still only ended up with 21, which for the old Ryan Anderson would be…

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Luc Richard Mbah a Moute 14 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute’s transition into a three-point shooter began when he landed in Philadelphia to help mentor Joel Embiid (who now has full working knowledge of the female anatomy courtesy of Luc’s veteran wisdom), but this year is finally the year he broke through and became a true three-point threat both in percentage…

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Clint Capela 23 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

It’s official: Clint Capela is officially part of an official “big three” in Houston. You know who the other two players are, James Harden and Chris Paul (you thought I was gonna put some funny names there didn’t you well sometimes DTB doesn’t take the low-hanging fruit), and Capela is third player. Together they comprise…

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Clint Capela 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Well, I already made the entire video so I might as well upload it, but I just want to warn everybody that this video is a total waste of time. Why, you ask? Because Clint Capela only dunks it one time. Maybe if you’re one of those sick perverts who likes watching Capela attempt rudimentary…

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Gerald Green 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Will Gerald Green ever find a home? Will Houston be that home? He hasn’t spent more than two seasons in any of his numerous NBA stops. He’s already kind of old at 32, so I can’t decide whether I want to him to stick with a team for once and have some constancy in his…

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Gerald Green 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

If these national TV commentators bring up the fact that Gerald Green was cut by the Bucks before the season started, I’m going to start a novelty twitter account called “NBA on BSPN” where I make fun of various ESPN personalities interspersed with crude descriptions of excretory functions. I KNOW that the Bucks had him…

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Trevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

“Yo Trevor, you said you know some secret way to get into the Clippers’ locker room?” James Harden asked his teammate Trevor Ariza. James was flanked by Gerald Green, who was looking around the locker room to make sure nobody was listening too closely to their conversation. Trevor raised his eyebrows; he knew what James…

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