Thomas Robinson Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2013)

Thomas Robinson was supposed to be the most “NBA-ready” player in last year’s draft. I took those people at their word because I don’t pay attention to college basketball, but if history has taught us anything, it’s that the people who are paid a huge amount of money to evaluate basketball talent are totally unsuited…

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Donatas Motiejunas Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2013)

There are a lot of corny catchphrases that basketball commentators use. “Mouse in the House”. “Onions, baby onions”. “If you don’t like that you don’t like NBA basketball”. Most of the time these phrases are just annoying. Especially if they’re repeated more than once a game. So it is with that said, that I nominate…

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Carlos Delfino 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/09/2013)

It’s a tragedy. Carlos Delfino is not even the most handsome man on his team. In the past, Delfino had only to compete with the likes of John Salmons and Tayshaun Prince for that title, a battle which he won convincingly and often. But this new kid Parsons, who does he think he is? With…

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Chandler Parsons Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2013)

I like to criticize the ability of NBA scouts. Not like I could do any better, but you’d think that people who get paid exclusively to analyze basketball talent could do a little better job. Take Chandler Parsons for instance. This dude was selected in the second round. Why was that? Are they totally incapable…

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Donatas Motiejunas Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2013)

Lots of Euro big-men get labeled as “The Next Dirk”. If you can shoot a jumper, be white and freakishly tall, and come from Europe, you too can earn the label. Is Donatas Motiejunas the next Dirk? Maybe. But probably not. That title is reserved for Tim Ohlbrecht. Put he is showing that he can…

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Patrick Beverley Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2013)

The Rockets can really shoot the three. They tied the record with 23 and now they’ve hit 19 against the Wizards. Almost all of their rotation players are adequate from downtown. Including Patrick Beverley. He displayed his adequacy with 15 points, including 3 threes. Only 10 more and he would’ve broken the NBA record.

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Carlos Delfino 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2013)

Is there any player in the NBA who is quicker to shoot threes than Carlos Delfino? Ryan Anderson might be up there, but when it comes to fearlessly launching from the long line, Delfino is unmatched. But there was a time when it was doubtful that Delfino would ever play again: after getting his head…

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Omer Asik Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2013)

Omer Asik isn’t exactly known for his scoring prowess. He’s really more of a “stand around and suck up all the rebounds” kind of guy. A center version of Reggie Evans, if you will. But against the Pacers he terrorizes their weak interior defense and scores 22 points, good for a career high. Though I…

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Chandler Parsons 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

Chandler “Cheesy P” Parsons is perhaps most famous for using JaVale McGee’s head as toilet paper during a putback jam. But as soon as you watch this highlight package, you will forget all about Cheesy P’s butt-wiping, instead focusing on his sick off-the-glass jump shot versus the Lakers. I would pay money to have Parsons…

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Carlos Delfino 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

Going into this season I thought the Rockets were going to suck. Then they traded for James Harden, and I knew they were going to suck. Who better to drive the tank than Harden and Lin? But I was mistaken. They have ended up not playing any of their myriad rookies any meaningful minutes, instead…

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