Chandler Parsons 23 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)

I must admit, I liked the previous iteration of the Houston Rockets a lot better than the current version. The old Rockets were underdogs, played like maniacs, and shot tons of threes. The new Rockets have Dwight Howard. Talk about a bad fit. They should have just grabbed Ryan Anderson or something and called it…

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Omri Casspi 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2013)

Okay, so last time I did highlights of a player from Israel, I made some comments about the Jewish people that could be construed as insensitive. Whoops! I promise not to do that this time. The lines that divide us – race, religion, nationality, a myriad others – could so easily be eliminated through understanding…

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Omer Asik 17 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/29/2013)

With Harden seemingly getting worse by the game (10 turnovers, #SMDH), the Rockets are needing other players to step up. Players like Chandler Parsons and Omer Asik. Is this the deadliest white tandem in the league? Probably. It would be even better if Asik could hit his free throws. He started off the season much…

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Francisco Garcia 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/27/2013)

Here’s a list of things you didn’t know about Francisco Garcia: -He is probably Mexican -Wait, he’s from the Dominican Republic -But he looks Mexican -When he was traded away from the Kings, he cried tears of joy -When he’s guarding Durant, Durant can’t score -He has ice in his veins -But not really, since…

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Patrick Beverley 16 Points/12 Rebounds/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2013)

Patrick Beverley. I know you’re reading this, you know you’re reading this, let’s get that out of the way early. DownToBuck is running a little low on funds and he needs some help from his friends in the NBA. You’re my friend, right, Patrick? Yeah. We’re bros. Just float me a few thousand bucks and…

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Carlos Delfino 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/16/2013)

Carlos Delfino is one of the few veterans on the young Rockets team. He provides savvy and wisdom that the other players don’t yet possess. Or something. I think that’s how it’s supposed to go, anyway. But he has one gaping flaw in his game that, surprisingly, I haven’t seen other teams use against him….

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Chandler Parsons 29 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

There is often debate on the internet over a female could play in the WNBA. That discussion has been done to death. What I’m more interested in, is if Chandler “Parsnips” Parsons could play in the WNBA. I think he’d have difficulty getting his shot off against the superior size and athleticism of WNBA defenders….

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Terrence Jones Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

What is there to say about Terrence Jones? The dude barely plays. I guess he’s supposed to be a good dunker. Like Terrence Ross, who might be the same player. It’s hard to keep straight. Can this guy stretch the floor a little bit? Who knows. He certainly didn’t show any range tonight. He did…

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Omer Asik Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

April Fools! I got you good didn’t I? Asik actually only had 4 points on 2 of 10 shooting, with 6 fouls in 20 minutes. I can’t believe how gullible you are! April Fools again! He actually did score 22, and he grabbed 18 rebounds to boot. He even hit a couple of long jumpers,…

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Thomas Robinson Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2013)

Thomas Robinson was supposed to be the most “NBA-ready” player in last year’s draft. I took those people at their word because I don’t pay attention to college basketball, but if history has taught us anything, it’s that the people who are paid a huge amount of money to evaluate basketball talent are totally unsuited…

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