Ian Clark 18 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2018)

I will never forget, as long as my corporeal form remains heaving on this cursed planet, the time Ian Clark kicked the Bucks’ ass in Summer League. This was way before he was any good, he was coming off a season with 26 made shots on uninspiring percentages, and then he just comes in and…

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Ian Clark 19 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

Ian “The Clarksman” Clark did me a favor by having a good scoring game immediately after I conceived of his new moniker. Now I look like a genius for coming up with a nickname that praises his shooting ability. For now, just pretend that this video isn’t nothing but floaters, and also pretend that floaters…

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Ian Clark 16 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2018)

The minimal amount of attention that Ian Clark got while he was on the Warriors has faded completely away, leaving Clark to be nothing but an ignored sharpshooter on a good, but not great, playoff team. From bandwagon fans pretending they knew who he was to nobody even pretending to care because they don’t know…

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Ian Clark 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

Ian Clark utterly failed to capitalize on his bananas 19-point first half tonight. For some reason I was feeling pessimistic while his total in the boxscore kept inching upwards, like I knew this was going to happen. Well, it has, and 21 points isn’t even that exciting. He even had a whole overtime and wasted…

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Ian Clark 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Add Ian Clark to the list of players that received some attention while they were on the Warriors but then fell way off in popularity after departing. This list includes basically every role-player who has entered and left that organization in the past five years. Marreese Speights is on that list, for one. Well, I…

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Ian Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)

For some reason that I can’t figure out, Warriors fans no longer want to watch Ian Clark videos. Come on Warriors fans! Clark is still here, he’s still good (that’s a lie but don’t tell anyone shhhhh), and he won you guys a chip so you should show your support by watching him score 15…

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Ian Clark 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

This video should be considered a Christmas present to none other than Ian Clark himself, because nobody else cares about him enough for a highlight video of his on-court exploits to count as a “gift”. Since this video is for Clark and Clark only, I have attached a personal message to him: “Hey Ian, The…

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Ian Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I consider Ian Clark to be roughly the same player as E’Twaun Moore, except Clark is worse. He played very well for the Warriors last year, but is struggling this year now that he doesn’t have Kevin Durcupcake and Stephanie Lurry and Klay Thompsucks on his team making things easy for him. Clark is getting…

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Ian Clark 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

Ian Clark floater game: on point. Ian Clark midrange game: on point. Ian Clark three-pointer game: on point. Ian Clark headband game: on point. Ian Clark dunk game: NOT ON POINT. Come on man. No dunks this year? Only two in your entire career? We’re not talking about Luke Ridnour here. We’re talking about a…

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Ian Clark Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

I’m a big fan of scrubs, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not really a big fan of elite teams resting all their good players for no reason, even if it results in more highlights of said scrubs. Some of the lineups trotted out tonight, by both teams (though the Spurs had actual injuries to…

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