Solomon Hill Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

It’s still early in the season, but if I had to vote now, my choice for the “craziest performance by a scrub” award would go to Solomon Hill for this 28 outburst against the Wizz. It’s not entirely unexpected; Han Solomon has been getting big minutes in relief of all the dead people on the…

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Roy Hibbert 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/7/2014)

With the Pacers roster looking more like a morgue than a collection of NBA players, Roy Hibbert alone stands atop the pile of decaying bodies and announces “I am a legitimate rotation player!” While a fair number of Pacers scrubs get their moment in the sun, Hibbert is used to the minutes he’s getting. Sure,…

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Solomon Hill 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

I have learned my lesson. If a scrub gets a career high, but it seems likely that he will score more points than that in the near future, I refrain from putting “career high” in the video title. For example, this is Solomon Hill’s career high. Of course it is, because he never got any…

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Donald Sloan Career High 31 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

Donald Sloan opened the door furtively, uncertain what lay in wait behind it. He was not sure what this place was, this place that had supplanted reality, but it was unclear whether he wanted to be here or not. As the wooden panel swung forward, the vision of unsurpassed grandeur that met Donald’s eyes was…

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Chris Copeland 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

Maybe it’s just me, but does Chris Copeland not totally look like an Egyptian pharaoh? That hair is like some kind of elaborate headpiece, and he’s always dressed In Pacers’ gold, which sort of resembles one of those gold coffin thingies that the Egyptians put their mummies in. I actually traveled to Egypt to find…

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Damjan Rudež 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

So it turns out, being the ignorant American pig that I am, that I’ve been pronouncing Damjan Rudez’s name wrong this whole time. “Dam Jan Rue Dezz”. I should have known that him being Croatian, not Spanish, means that his last name is pronounced very Slavically: “Rudich”. His first name, though is a total head…

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Paul George All 69 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

If you don’t like spoilers, you probably should watch the video before reading the description. Snape kills Dumbledore. -SPOILER GAP- Paul George does a 360 windmill dunk in this video. A 360 windmill IN GAME. That is like levels of in-game dunking not seen since Vince Carter was on the Raptors. If Paul didn’t get…

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Luis Scola 12 Points Full Highlights (5/26/2014)

Luis “Scolar Bear” Scola should be handed the reins of the offense in game five. I’m not even being funny here. Nobody on the Pacers has shown any competitive spirit beyond the minimal amount required to play in the NBA in the first place; Scola will show that spirit as long as you mention to…

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Luis Scola 20 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2014)

Plans are in motion and contracts drawn up for DownToBuck’s next business venture: the NBA full-court food-court. Basketball food and fun for the whole family! Featuring such delightful establishments as Crowder’s Chowders, Tiago’s Banana Splitters and Andrea’s Primo Pasta Palace. But who would provide the beverages? I’ve got the alcohol covered by Larry Sanders’ Champagnes…

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Chris Copeland 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

I hope NBA teams realize that Chris Copeland is thirty years old and, as an old man, does not have much time left in the league. We’re talking five years at most. In sympathy with Copeland’s plight, you need to give him minutes while he can still take advantage of them. The Pacers had better…

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