Luis Scola 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2014)

The days of Luis Scola being a potent scorer in the NBA are probably coming to an end. He is 33 now, and is so slow that he’s a defensive liability even if he can splash jumpers from anywhere on the court. Let us have a moment of silence for the Scola of days past,…

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Chris Copeland 18 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/9/2014)

The Pacers’ struggles recently are widely documented. They were never great at putting the ball in the hole; now the only time they score is through luck. You would think that they would at least attempt to play Chris Copeland to see if he would help. Offense is the one thing he does well. But…

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Lance Stephenson 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2014)

I’m imagining that Pacers fans are experiencing a lot of cognitive dissonance right now. They love the Pacers, and they love basketball, but they have to reconcile that with Lance Stephenson being an iso-loving tough guy maniac who makes a mockery of the game with his swag. But despite Stephenson’s not-as-desirable qualities, he has turned…

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Andrew Bynum 15 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

“Yo, when you said you were takin’ us to a new hot nightlife joint, I wasn’t expectin’ this.” Paul George looked gloomily out the window as Andrew Bynum’s fancy car pulled into the parking lot of the decidedly dilapidated-looking “Indy-Bowl”. “Shut up, I’m gonna show you guys the meaning of a good time tonight. Andrew…

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Andrew Bynum Pacers Debut 8 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2014)

Remind me again why people are excited about Andrew Bynum? Yeah, I know he was a great player once upon a time, before his knees got taken to Pennsylvania and were magically transmuted into Philly cheesesteaks. But this guy straight-up quit on the last team he was on. Just absolutely quit and said he had…

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David West 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)

David West is the third best player on a contender, yet there is almost no hype around him. Is it because he’s kinda old? Or has an unathletic, below-the-rim game? Maybe his stupid beard is to blame? Whatever the cause, I’ve been trying my hardest to get more people to pay attention to this all-star…

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Roy Hibbert 24 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2014)

Roy Hibbert has seen fewer touches and a lesser role in the Pacers offense this year. The Pacers (probably rightly) assume that having the ball in Paul George’s or Lance Stephenson’s hands will be better for everybody. The upshot of this is that Hibbert takes any shot he can get in the post. And if…

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David West 22 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (2/4/2014)

If there’s one player I never see anyone talk about, it’s David West. He’s a good player. If he were worse, people would talk about him because he sucks or his team is good despite him. If he was a little bit better people would talk about him because of how good he is. He’s…

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Danny Granger 16 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)

Lance Stephenson walked silently through the cemetery, lost in his thoughts. He came here often to clear his head; the people here would not bother him for autographs or favors. Sometimes, when he breathed deep, he imagined that the air entering his lungs contained the accumulated wisdom of all those who had chosen this spot…

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