Domantas Sabonis 19 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

Domantas Sabonis pretty much gave the Suns his Saboner in this game, except he didn’t even give them the full length. He gave them like half of his Saboner. They got a taste of it. Not the full load, but a taste. They would have tasted more of Sabonis’ Lithuanian Flagpole, but Sabonis was taken…

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Darren Collison 23 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)

I want to give a shout-out to my mans Darren Collison for hitting nothing but jumpshots last night. I would also like to award Collison with a secondary shout-out for only getting three assists, which means I only had to show his scoring in this video. He receives an unheard-of THIRD shout-out for not shooting…

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Cory Joseph 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

To me, the most impressive part of this video isn’t Cory Joseph’s buttery-smooth midrange jimbo or his improved three-point shot. No, I’m more impressed by the evidence that Al Jefferson is still alive and still playing basketball. Because I’m pretty sure that I saw somewhere that the Charlotte Hornets retired his jersey number after they…

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T.J. Leaf 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

T.J. Leaf scored 17 in the second game of the season, a performance which turned out to do nothing but set me up for a season of disappointment. His playing time since then has dwindled and dwindled, further and further into the abyss of scrubenchell (scrub bench hell, it’s a new term I came up…

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Domantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

Sometimes when I watch Domantas Sabonis videos/compile Domantas Sabonis videos/think about Domantas Sabonis at all I get sad that Donatas Motiejunas is no longer with us. It’s not fair to Sabonis to think that, but it’s what I feel. There are holes in my heart that simply cannot be filled without copious dipsy-doo post moves…

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Domantas Sabonis Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The Pacers have may have lost this game, but they provided what the NBA sorely needed: a blueprint on how to beat the Milwaukee Bucks. That blueprint? Take Domantas Sabonis, have him back his ass up into Thon Maker/John Henson/whichever random jabroni is guarding him, and tell him to shoot the ball in the basket….

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Joe Young Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

The Pacers’ starters were laughably ineffective tonight against the Timberwolves. I don’t think any of them even scored in the first quarter. With most of his firepower misfiring, Nate McMcmillan turned to his secret weapon, long buried in the depths of the bench, and unleashed him on an unsuspecting Aaron Brooks… Joe Young! We’ve all…

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Darren Collison 30 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

With the sudden and unexpected emergence of Victor Oladipo, Darren Collison hasn’t been putting up the gaudy (I use that term losely) numbers he was earlier in the season. Surely that fact would sadden Darren Collison fans across the globe, but there aren’t any, so it’s all good. If he disappeared from the Pacers lineup…

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Myles Turner 23 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

DTB’S OFFICIAL GAMEPLAN IF HE WAS COACH OF THE PACERS: 1. Spam pick-and-pops with Myles Turner until the opponent ragequits 2. Spam pick-and-pops with Sabonis and Young if Turner ever needs to come out of the game for some reason, but Turner shouldn’t get tired because he won’t need to play defense in this new…

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Domantas Sabonis 18 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

For future viewers of this video, be they watching two weeks from now or two centuries from now, I’ll give you a little rundown of how this game ended: The Pacers were up by one point and had the ball with eleven seconds left. Then Bojan Bogdanovic turned the ball over for no reason and…

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