C.J. Miles 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2015)

C.J. Miles was so hot in the third quarter of this game (fifteen points) that I’m not sure why he didn’t play the beginning of the fourth. I get that he might have been tired, but he’s an NBA player. They can go the whole 48 if you ask them to. The Thunder used his…

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C.J. Watson 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/8/2015)

I find myself struggling to get excited about C.J. Watson. A sort of drear melancholy overcomes me whenever I think about him, and when I actually sit down to edit his highlight videos, the melancholy turns into dread. Only one of my five Watson videos has over 1,000 views. I don’t personally find him an…

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Rodney Stuckey 22 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2015)

Back when my NBA knowledge was sourced entirely from the 2K series of video games, I had a nickname for Rodney Stuckey: “Really Sucky”. My juvenile, underdeveloped frontal lobe thought this was a very funny thing to call him. In the game, the nickname was appropriate as it would be for every other player in…

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Damjan Rudež 18 Points/4 Threes/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/25/2015)

Kevin Pritchard sat by himself, brainstorming ideas on a blank sheet of paper. The off-season was a time for relaxing, but it was also a time for getting ahead of your competition. Doodles for a new mascot, little catchphrases for the commentators to use, thoughts on improving the game-day experience, they were all represented on…

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Damjan Rudež 13 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/15/2015)

I had to do this entire highlight vid with my cat, Japurri Purrker, sitting on my lap. He’s really soft and nice but he’s a little bit of a tubby kitty (just like the real Jabari) so it was a little bit of an ordeal. But he was so happy and he was purring like…

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Solomon Hill 21 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2015)

Solomon Hill walked up to Donald Sloan after the game. He looked around furtively before asking his question. “Hey man, do you know anything about…the Hall of the Thirty-Point Scorers?” he whispered. Donald started. “You ain’t supposed to know about that place,” he whispered back furiously. “Who told you?” “You know, people…” Solomon responded vaguely….

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C.J. Miles 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/2/2015)

See, I almost did it right there. I typed in 2014 in the video title. Luckily, I caught my mistake, and was thus spared the ridicule of over-critical commenters, but that was too close. Way too close. I’m losing it over here. This is just too much stress. I hope everybody enjoys watching C.J. Miles…

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George Hill 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2014)

His phone made the characteristic “new text” sound. Not even looking down at his phone, he knew what it was going to be: another one of his teammates wondering why he wasn’t at the New Year’s Eve party with the rest of them. He had already told them that he was still recovering from injury;…

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Chris Copeland 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

Jimmy Butler: good defender? “Of course, DownToBuck, I am content to eagerly suckle on the teat of mass-media, the teat which dispenses a supposed consensus that Jimmy Butler is one of the premier defenders in the league!” Allow me to shatter your carefully constructed and maintained worldview with the power of YouTube NBA highlights. Further…

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C.J. Watson 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

Pacers color guy Quinn Buckner is perhaps the best in the league and filling up space with his words. A lot of other broadcast crews get into lulls where nobody knows what to say, but not the Pacers crew. Quinn just talks and talks about whatever comes to mind, and I have to say, he’s…

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