Rodney Stuckey 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

Rodney Stuckey, or as I like to call him “Really Sucky”, was a fixture of the Pistons for years. He arrived too late to participate in any championship runs, so his days in Detroit are not likely to be fondly remembered. He was even the leading scorer on a couple of those teams, including 16…

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C.J. Miles 28 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)

The Pacers need offense from anywhere it can be scraped off the bottom of the barrel. They even scraped up the corpse of A.J. Price to see if he could get anything going. That’s how desperate they are. C.J. Miles is not helping matters. He’s in a really bad slump right now, shooting 34 percent…

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C.J. Watson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

The carousel of suck that is the Indiana Pacers season spins ever toward annihilation with the addition of CJ Watson into the starting lineup. Is Donald Sloan not good enough anymore? Because I thought that he played fairly well, admittedly my highlight-maker’s perspective might be distorted. I don’t remember much about CJ anymore. It’s been…

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C.J. Miles 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2014)

The shimmering silver haze of the hall stretched on to infinity. High-arched windows ascended towards an unseen ceiling. Benches and fountains occasionally served to break up the vast grandeur. On one of these benches sat a hunched-over figure, adorned in a white robe. Donald Sloan was bored. None of his Pacers teammates ever came to…

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Rodney Stuckey 24 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2014)

I’m sure that when Rodney escaped the cursed realms of the Detroit Pistons, he thought that he was exiting a bad situation for a good one. Then, Paul George’s knee spontaneously detonated, and, just like that, the Pacers sucked too! Rodney is just one unlucky guy. He is so unlucky, in fact, that I have…

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Damjan Rudez 11 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2014)

Damjan Rudez: next Dirk? Let’s look at the checklist for next Dirk status. Above average height? Check. Lack of skin pigmentation? Check. From a European Union Member State? Check. Name starts with D? Check. No one really knows how to pronounce said name? Check. Shoots threes? Check. There you have it. If you need more…

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Donald Sloan 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2014)

Donald Sloan opened the wooden door with caution. He knew what had occurred last time something like this happened, and he wanted to be prepared for anything. He stepped into a familiar yet unfamiliar scene, closing the door behind him, which promptly vanished. It was a typical bar; a few smoky tables occupied by drunken…

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Lavoy Allen 12 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/10/2014)

I don’t get why Lavoy “My Boy” Allen can’t replace Luis Scola in the Pacers lineup (when they’re fully healthy, of course). They both can shoot midrange jumpers, and Luis is no longer nearly as automatic as he once was (Lavoy was never automatic as far as I know). I don’t know if Lavoy plays…

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A.J. Price 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2014)

I made AJ Price highlights, once, a long time ago. 23 points, a bunch of threes. It was an outlier of a performance back then, his only decent game that season. I didn’t really expect to be able to showcase his basketball talents again. No great loss; once is enough for a player like this….

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Solomon Hill Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

It’s still early in the season, but if I had to vote now, my choice for the “craziest performance by a scrub” award would go to Solomon Hill for this 28 outburst against the Wizz. It’s not entirely unexpected; Han Solomon has been getting big minutes in relief of all the dead people on the…

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