Danny Granger 16 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)

Lance Stephenson walked silently through the cemetery, lost in his thoughts. He came here often to clear his head; the people here would not bother him for autographs or favors. Sometimes, when he breathed deep, he imagined that the air entering his lungs contained the accumulated wisdom of all those who had chosen this spot…

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Lance Stephenson Triple Double 14 Pts/10 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (1/30/2014)

Everyone is talking about how Lance Stephenson got snubbed for the All-Star game. But let’s be realistic here: the All-Star game is all about PPGs and pretty much nothing else, and Lance doesn’t have enough PPGs to qualify despite doing everything else really well. And even if he did have the raw point totals, everyone…

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CJ Miles 34 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

What’s up with NBA players and not setting the record for most threes made in a game? I mean, every single performance by every single player this year has failed in this respect. And then, when someone finally does get close, they don’t even gun selfishly for the record! CJ Miles should have had no…

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Roy Hibbert 19 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2013)

2013 has finally left us behind, after 365 days of torment and misery, and in its place is the year 2014, who will doubtlessly be as cruel or crueller than the past year. In the distance I can hear the sounds of resolutions being broken. I for one have already failed in all of my…

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Luis Scola 18 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2013)

Logging into his new, anonymous Wikipedia account, Luis glanced over his shoulders furtively. The librarians would certainly disapprove of his using the public computers for political purposes. But there were wrongs that needed to be righted, and Luis would be the one to right them. He navigated to Wikipedia’s entry on the Falkland Islands. The…

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Paul George 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

Paul George has gone through periods of overrated-ness and underrated-ness throughout his career. He was definitely underrated leading up to the draft because he was picked 10th instead of 1st. Then, he actually played well his rookie year, causing Pacers fans to overrate his potential even though he hadn’t shown all that much. This potential…

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CJ Watson 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/27/2013)

Remember when CJ Watson was good? Don’t lie to me. You don’t remember. CJ Watson was never “good”. He has resided squarely in the state of “okay” for his entire career. He’s probably one of the most anonymous players in the league, except for Bulls fans who wish he would come back and be their…

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Luis Scola 17 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2013)

“Hey Luis, I was wondering if we could talk about something.” “Sure, Roy, what is it?” “Well, I was reading about this on the internet, and I knew I needed your opinion on it. What do you think about the situation surrounding the… Falkland Islands?” Luis froze. “What did you say?” “I was just wondering…

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Paul George 31 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2013)

“Paulie, honey, your girlfriend is here,” Paul’s mom yelled from the kitchen. Another shot right through the net. Swish. “Tell her I’m busy.” He lined up another one: nothing but bottom. “But, Paulie, dear, it’s prom night. You gotta take Sarah to the prom, remember?” Paul did remember. But prom wasn’t important. Basketball was important….

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Lance Stephenson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2013)

The tension in the courtroom is palpable. Lance Stephenson fidgets in his seat as he awaits the judgement. Seven of his baby mamas sit in the gallery, some dabbing their eyes with tissues, and some browsing the TMZ website on their phones. Stephenson’s lawyer looks calm and composed in his perfectly tailored suit. The judge…

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