Jabari Parker All 92 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

Jabari Parker had his eyes closed, but he knew exactly where he was. The milky white glow pervading through his eyelids was a telltale sign. The fact that his knee felt no pain, despite its ligaments having been critically torn for a second time, was another indicator. He had returned to the so-called “Land of…

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Jabari Parker 33 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

Okay. Okay. Try to control your breathing. Don’t freak out. DON’T FREAK OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAK OUT! Okay. Deep breaths. Okay. We got this. Just state the facts without losing control. Stay totally calm and collected. Come on DTB. You can do this man. Just type the description and don’t lose it….

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Jabari Parker 27 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2016)

If Chubari Porker can actually hit threes consistently, that would be great news for the Bucks, who don’t have very many players who can reliably hit shots from such a great distance. The good news for Chubari is his jumper is fairly accurate if a little flat, which puts him miles ahead of his superstar-in-the-making…

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Jabari Parker All 129 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

Jabari Parker opened his eyes to a squint. The light around him was too bright to open them any further. He thought at first that he was on some kind of examining table in a hospital, but as he took note of what surroundings he could see through the slit of his eyelids, he quickly…

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Jabari Parker 19 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)

I didn’t really want to make these highlights. I had already seen them while actually watching the game live, and besides, it’s almost lunchtime in DTB land, and there’s nothing worse than trying to get work done on an empty stomach. Surely, I figured, someone else had compiled all of Jabari Parker’s made baskets from…

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Jabari Parker 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)

I had this big whole story typed out involving Jabari Parker turning 21 and thus being able to drink legally, except that he’s Mormon so he can’t. His teammates were being real dicks to him, let me tell you, in this story. I don’t want to give away too much, but there was a scene…

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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)

Another good game for Jabari Parker. I don’t even feel anything anymore. Not a thing. If he had scored 23 points while showcasing his entire arsenal last year, I would have been so excited. That’s what he did in this game, and it was a great performance by him, no doubt about it, but I…

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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

Alright, I may have been a little hasty when I said that I’d take Myles Turner over Jabari Parker. When players have good games, sometimes I get overexcited, and Turner was having a bunch of good games while Jabari was struggling. I was frustrated, I admit. I wanted him to be good so badly, and…

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Jabari Parker 26 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

After the first few months of the season went by with Jabari Parker only getting eight or ten shots per contest, the past month or so has seen Jabari become a more aggressive scorer. Look at these field goal attempt numbers: 23, 18, 15, 25, 10, 16, 15, 21, 19. Those are star numbers. The…

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