Jabari Parker 19 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

Jabari Parker must have used up all his juice against the Bucks because since then, he’s been pretty bad. He scored 33 points that game (plus 14 rebounds and 5 assists) in his quest for sweet revenge, a performance that pushed him to the very borders of eligibility on my channel. But then he came…

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Jabari Parker 33 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

The way Jabari Parker played to start this game, I thought that he was going to score 50 for sure. If not more. 25 points in the first half, and I honestly believed that he was going to accelerate that scoring pace in the second half. He knew that he could get whatever he wanted,…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

The Hawks aren’t doing very well right now. 4 wins, 13 losses, and 2 of those wins came in the first 2 games of the season. They just keep losing. But who cares how the team is doing when you can care about individual stats? Coming into the season, it looked like it was going…

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Jabari Parker 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

Just a few days ago, Jabari Parker was leading the entire league in two-point field goal percentage and a nice even 70 percent. That’s gone down in the meantime, so he’s not the leader anymore (god damn it Dwight Howard go back to being a team cancer like you were last time you played for…

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Jabari Parker 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

It has become clear after watching some Hawks games that Hawks commentator Dominique Wilkins cannot get enough of Jabari Parker. “They gotta get the ball to Parker” “Parker can really score the ball” “They just cannot stop Jabari Parker” “Run the offense through Jabari”. If he were the coach, he’d run every play through Parker,…

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Jabari Parker 25 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

One of my duties as the world’s preeminent YouTube highlights superstar (a title bestowed on me by… me, but only because I was tired of waiting for someone else to do so) is to look at every single dunk that occurs is an NBA game in order to ponder its possible inclusion in my dunks…

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Jabari Parker 19 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

The NBA is being surprisingly harsh on these suspensions for a league where everone knows that everyone is juicing. John Collins is out for 25 games for using some HGH or something, even though LeBron James literally drinks from water bottles labeled “Human Growth Hormone” during games. I don’t even want to guess who’s going…

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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2019)

How many bad teams does Jabari Parker have to be one before one of the finally goes “yeah, sure, you can dominate the ball for the entire game and score twenty points per game if you want, not like we have anything better going on with our offense anyway”? The Bulls (bad team) decided that…

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Jabari Parker 18 Points/4 Dunks Hawks Debut Full Highlights (10/24/2019)

Things may not have worked out between Jabari Parker and the Bucks, but I don’t feel any animosity towards him at all. Maybe I did, a little bit, when he would sulk and not play defense and be jealous of Giannis’ status as the star of the team, but now? No way. I’m just happy…

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