Jabari Parker 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2019)

Remember when the Hawks were 2-0? Since that fast start, they’re 4-23. They’re losing games they should win (or at least have a chance of winning, there’s not really any game on their schedule that they “should” win), and they’re losing games they should lose (that part’s okay). Sometimes they manage to acquire a lead…

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Jabari Parker 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)

Okay, the anger is subsiding a bit now that the Bucks won. I’m still very upset that Jaren Jackson Jr. ended up scoring 43, but if the Bucks win, he can score all the points he wants. That banked in three was total BS though. If I make a vid for him (I’m totally not,…

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Jabari Parker 19 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

Jabari Parker must have used up all his juice against the Bucks because since then, he’s been pretty bad. He scored 33 points that game (plus 14 rebounds and 5 assists) in his quest for sweet revenge, a performance that pushed him to the very borders of eligibility on my channel. But then he came…

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Jabari Parker 33 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

The way Jabari Parker played to start this game, I thought that he was going to score 50 for sure. If not more. 25 points in the first half, and I honestly believed that he was going to accelerate that scoring pace in the second half. He knew that he could get whatever he wanted,…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

The Hawks aren’t doing very well right now. 4 wins, 13 losses, and 2 of those wins came in the first 2 games of the season. They just keep losing. But who cares how the team is doing when you can care about individual stats? Coming into the season, it looked like it was going…

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Jabari Parker 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

Just a few days ago, Jabari Parker was leading the entire league in two-point field goal percentage and a nice even 70 percent. That’s gone down in the meantime, so he’s not the leader anymore (god damn it Dwight Howard go back to being a team cancer like you were last time you played for…

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Jabari Parker 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

It has become clear after watching some Hawks games that Hawks commentator Dominique Wilkins cannot get enough of Jabari Parker. “They gotta get the ball to Parker” “Parker can really score the ball” “They just cannot stop Jabari Parker” “Run the offense through Jabari”. If he were the coach, he’d run every play through Parker,…

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Jabari Parker 25 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

One of my duties as the world’s preeminent YouTube highlights superstar (a title bestowed on me by… me, but only because I was tired of waiting for someone else to do so) is to look at every single dunk that occurs is an NBA game in order to ponder its possible inclusion in my dunks…

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Jabari Parker 19 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

The NBA is being surprisingly harsh on these suspensions for a league where everone knows that everyone is juicing. John Collins is out for 25 games for using some HGH or something, even though LeBron James literally drinks from water bottles labeled “Human Growth Hormone” during games. I don’t even want to guess who’s going…

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