Jae Crowder 24 Points/7 Assists/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

This video ranks right up there in the “performances this season that DTB is extremely unenthusiastic about” rankings. Let me explain why. First off, nobody really cares about Jae Crowder, since his largest potential fanbase (the residents of Utah) are turned off by certain characteristics Jae possesses in regards to the pigmentation of his skin….

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Jae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

This game was nationally televised because ESPN wanted desparately for Gordon Hayward to enact a REVENGE GAME against his former team. Or at least do some damage. That didn’t really happen, but it sort of happened in reverse, because Jae Crowder totally had a REVENGE GAME against his former team, the Celtics. The best years…

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Jae Crowder 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/3/2018)

Oh boy, more Jae Crowder highlights that no one will watch. The deal with him throughout most of his career (all of it excluding maybe his Dallas days) is that he’s too much of a hard-nosed player for anyone not to hate him. Okay, “hate” is strong, but there are hardly any true fans of…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

Jae Crowder is a theoretical 6MOTY of the Year candidate given that he never starts games but still gets around thirty minutes of on-court action. The only problem is, thirteen points per game isn’t really going to do it when the voters are only looking for the brainless chucker who chucked the most brainless shots….

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Jae Crowder 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

At first blush, the Jazz giving up a 25-point third quarter lead has to rank among one of the greatest collapses in recent playoff history. However, one must take into account the unique circumstances that led to the lead growing that large in the first place. What I’m talking about is the fact that Jae…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Who else is ready for the relentless praise that Jae Crowder will get during the playoffs for being a “steadying veteran presence” for the Jazz? If he even has one good game, we’ll hear all about how he replaced the immature, not-quite-ready-for-the-big-time Rodney Hood with the gritty, no-nonsense, defense-first Crowder. I can already hear it…

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Jae Crowder 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Something wasn’t working out with Jae Crowder in Cleveland. I don’t know what it was, because my basketball-analysis capability is roughly equivalent to that of a well-trained horse, but it couldn’t be denied: Crowder and the Celtics weren’t on the same page. Stats-wise, percentages-wise, he’s not actually doing better on the Jazz. Surprising, I know….

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Jae Crowder 15 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Jae Crowder is probably glad to get out of Cleveland. Nobody really liked him there. LeBron probably yelled at him all the time and the fans obviously thought he was trash (because he kinda was). Now he gets a fresh start in a small market where everybody’s polite. Even if continues to play like trash…

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Jae Crowder 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/17/2017)

If it turns out that Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks are indeed shorter than they were during the regular season, which the photographic and videographic evidence clearly indicates, then I officially demand a refund. I want my money back. I didn’t pay the big bucks so I could watch inferior dreadlocks on display. Crowder’s are still among…

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