Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Jae Crowder wasn’t exactly a throw-in on the trade that send him, Solomon Hill, and Andre Iguodala to the Heat, but he wasn’t the main piece either. The main piece was definitely Iguodala. Heat fans were definitely happy to acquire Crowder, who fits neatly into the supposed Heat “culture” that their fans can’t stop crowing…

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Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB NOTICE TO HEAT FANS: Jae Crowder wasn’t nearly this good a shooter while he was in Memphis, so don’t get your hopes up because he went 5-of-8 and 4-of-8 from three in his first two games wearing a Heat uniform. The 29% from three that he shot in 45 games for the ‘Zlies…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Heat Debut Full Highlights (2/9/2020)

The ramifications of the big shuffle of mediocre role-players between the Heat, Grizzlies, and Timberwolves will take a bit of time to play out. A lot of unwanted parts changed hands. Some of the unwanted parts were wanted in their new destinations, while some of them were still unwanted. It’s fair to say that Crowder…

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Jae Crowder 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

Unabridged title of this video: “Jae Crowder 27 Points/8 Rebounds/Career High 7 Assists/3 Steals/Career High 3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/4/2020)”. Unabridgeder title of this video: “Jae Crowder 27 Points/8 Rebounds/Career High 7 Assists/3 Steals/Career High 3 Blocks/6 Threes/1 Finals MVP Dominated Full Highlights (1/4/2020)”. Unabridgedest title of this video: “Jae Crowder 27 Points/8 Rebounds/Career High…

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Jae Crowder 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

Everybody talks about Andre Iguodala getting traded from the Grizzlies soon. I won’t go into a huge amount of depth here about my feelings on the matter, but it boils down to, why does a fringe All-Star type dude who was carried to rings by better players and is the worst FMVP of all time…

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Jae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

I am of the opinion that banked-in threes should, under no circumstances, count for real-life points in a real-life basketball game. At any level. Pickup, high school, college, pro, Europe, it doesn’t matter. Banked-in threes are always unintentional and they should count as misses. Always. No exceptions. There are no, like, formal polls or studies…

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Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

You know the phrase “exercise in futility”? It refers to more than just your lazy, practically non-existent efforts to keep yourself in physical shape, you disgusting mound of sedentary blubber. It also refers to the act of DownToBuck going through the effort of making a Jae Crowder highlight video and then uploading it to his…

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Jae Crowder 23 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2019)

Rockets fans must be losing their minds right now. Jae Crowder, the guy who played like a huge dingleberry for the first three games of this series, got redonkulously hot in the first seven minutes of game four, scoring fourteen points in that timespan. He ended up with 23 for the game. Again, this is…

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Jae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)

Everyone knows that the Celtics are kinda messed up right now. On the court, off the court, in the front office, there’s not much harmony in Boston right now. My solution: have the Celtics trade for Crowder, giving up one of their malcontents in the process. That can be the first step in rebuilding the…

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Jae Crowder 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

Man, for a second there it looked like Jae Crowder and… Dorian Finney-Smith??? (let me check I may be misremembering nope it was DFS) were going to throw down right there on the court. But then it was a whole lot of nothing. Come on. We know how hard-edged Crowder is, how he always looks…

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