Jahlil Okafor 15 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

Jahlil Okafor was really hearing it from the Philly Phaithful tonight. I would normally say that the reason for the boos was because Philly fans are the worst fans in the entire universe, but they have a legitimate point: Okafor was pretty much, in their opinion, a huge bust and they wanted to make sure…

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Jahlil Okafor 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

The Nets are investing in Jahlil “Jersey Dropper” Okafor. They traded away Tyler Zeller so that there would be no impediments to him receiving minutes. He’s probably not beating out Jarrett Allen for the starter’s gig any time soon, but he’s probably going to be getting semi-consistent minutes from here on out. That’s what you…

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Jahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

No exaggeration, Jahlil Okafor made Karl-Anthony Towns his bitch tonight. Just straight up abused him, repeatedly. I’ve been told that KAT is learning how to play defense this season; that claim has now been revealed to be a dirty, devious lie, a blatant fabrication to get him into the All-Star game. It worked, but you’d…

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Jahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Somehow, at some point, the narrative on Jahlil Okafor switched from “he’s one of the worst players in the league” to “he’s being unfairly marginalized on the 76ers, he would be a beast on a different team”. And I’m not cherry-picking these opinions. By the middle of his second season, it was agreed by nearly…

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Jahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)

Last year we were robbed of the opportunity to see late-season Jahlil Okafor because he injured some body part or another. As any fan of NBA scrubs knows, the end of the season is prime time for huge scoring performances from mediocre players on bad teams. I have no doubt that Okafor would have averaged…

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Jahlil Okafor 23 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

I guess it’s okay that Jahlil Okafor didn’t end up getting traded. Despite how much everyone from fans to owners to concessions workers to Joel Embiid hates him, it’s unlikely that he find a bigger role on another team than the one he has in Philly. Maybe the Lakers, but that’s about it. It has…

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Jahlil Okafor 28 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)

How is Jahlil Okafor still on the Sixers? I was told like a million times by a million different NBA pundits that he was gonna get traded, hell, he was even seen shaking hands with all the coaches and stuff and then he didn’t go on the team’s next road trip. Either one of those…

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Jahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

The prevailing opinion of Jahlil Okafor has shifted rapidly from “he’s not that good” to “he’s probably the worst player in the league right now look at these on-off stats that I found on some crappy blog because I can only parrot other people’s knowledge”. I’ve seen the stats, and yeah, they’re not that good…

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Jahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

Every game that passes where the 76ers’ logjam at center persists, I get more and more pissed off. Nerlens Noel did everybody a favor by re-injuring himself but there’s still this other tall guy named Joe Edmund or something who’s taking all the minutes. I don’t care about Joe Edmund. I care about Jahlil Okafor…

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Jahlil Okafor 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)

19 points in only 20 minutes for Jahlil Okafor? Grab your pitchforks and torches, we’re going on a hunt, we’re out for blood, and we won’t return until we have Brett Brown’s head impaled on a pike! Who’s with me?! WOOOOOOOO! Wait, wait… hold on. Just everybody hold up! I’m checking the boxscore again and…

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