Jahlil Okafor 25 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2019)

Anthony Davis can go screw off to LA or wherever, just as long as he doesn’t stay in New Orleans. Because I don’t know if he got the message, if he didn’t, well, he’s getting it now: this is Jahlil Okafor’s team now. I don’t think there’s a single fan in the whole state of…

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Jahlil Okafor 27 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

It’s official. Anthony Davis wants out of New Orleans after they spent over half a decade trying (and failing) to put a decent team around him. What does this mean for our favorite marginalized big man, Jahlil “Jah Rule” Okafor? This is going to sound like a cop-out answer but: it depends. If Alvin Gentry…

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Jahlil Okafor 24 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

The Jahlil Okafor redemption tour continues. His makes and misses from the last four games look like this: 9-of-11, 8-of-13, 9-of-12, and now 10-of-12. I would love nothing more than to say this resulted in four Pelicans wins, but that would be a lie. They did win the first of those, at least. But who…

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Jahlil Okafor 18 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)

Jahlil “Jah Rule” Okafor appeared to have a good game here. He was nine of twelve from the field, and he got those points opportunistically, rather than doing lumbering Al Jefferson impersonations all over the place. He also had eight rebounds (good) to go with zero assists, zero steals, and zero blocks (not so good,…

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Jahlil Okafor 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

If I went back in time and told the past version of DTB who was alive in 2016 that, in the year 2019, I would not only be making a Jahlil Okafor 17-point highlight video, but I would be excited about it, the past version of me would laugh in my face. Straight up laughter….

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Jahlil Okafor 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

I really wanted to enjoy these Jahlil Okafor highlights. I really, honestly, truly did. But I can’t. It’s not Okafor’s fault in any way. He played the same way that he did in Philadelphia, a style which was somehow aesthetic, clumsy, powerful, skilled, plodding, and polished, all combined into one unholy morass. The basketball part…

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Jahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2018)

Jahlil Okafor subbed out of this game with 5:45 left in the third quarter and the Pelicans leading the Bucks 80-74. He never got back in, and the Pelicans lost 115-123. The Bucks, more specificially Brook Lopez, didn’t know what to do about him. It’s almost like people have gone for so long without seeing…

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Jahlil Okafor 15 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

Jahlil Okafor was really hearing it from the Philly Phaithful tonight. I would normally say that the reason for the boos was because Philly fans are the worst fans in the entire universe, but they have a legitimate point: Okafor was pretty much, in their opinion, a huge bust and they wanted to make sure…

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Jahlil Okafor 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

The Nets are investing in Jahlil “Jersey Dropper” Okafor. They traded away Tyler Zeller so that there would be no impediments to him receiving minutes. He’s probably not beating out Jarrett Allen for the starter’s gig any time soon, but he’s probably going to be getting semi-consistent minutes from here on out. That’s what you…

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Jahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

No exaggeration, Jahlil Okafor made Karl-Anthony Towns his bitch tonight. Just straight up abused him, repeatedly. I’ve been told that KAT is learning how to play defense this season; that claim has now been revealed to be a dirty, devious lie, a blatant fabrication to get him into the All-Star game. It worked, but you’d…

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