James Johnson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

The Heat are off to a sort-of-disappointing 7-8 start despite keeping intact the core that won them so many games in the second half of the season last year. There’s gotta be somebody to blame for this seeming regression. As a neutral third-party observer I feel like I am the perfect person to apportion that…

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James Johnson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2017)

That was not the most fun NBA game I ever watched. Good thing I didn’t pay for a ticket to attend, or would’ve been stuck there for the whole thing, glancing at my phone every three minutes wondering when I could get the heck out and rush home to make highlight vids. The neato thing…

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James Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

James Johnson is one of those guys who starts off the season looking skinny and in-shape, but by the end of the season they’re tubby again. The strict training regimen of the summer and pre-season gives way thanks to the hectic schedule of an NBA season. I suppose it’s better than showing up fat and…

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James Johnson 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2017)

James Johnson is now, officially, a three-point shooter. Before tonight, he was a “guy who shoots threes”. There is a distinction, and if you don’t know what it is, I’m not going to explain it to you. Figure it out yourself, dummy. Six made threes is the official delimiter between those two categories of players,…

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James Johnson 20 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

I recently learned why James Johnson looks so gaunt all the time: he’s lost about forty pounds since the start of the season. The James Johnson who I had grown used to, the one with pudge all over his body, the one with a jolly face that often was being stuffed with cupcakes and cheeseburgers,…

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James Johnson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

It makes me mad that people (other than Heat fans) aren’t paying attention to James Johnson’s excellent season. Mad and angry and infuriated and livid and enraged and mad. Come on people. Johnson is basically a point forward right now which is everyone’s favorite kind of player these days, and he can barely draw a…

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James Johnson 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2017)

What if…WHAT IF…James Johnson were a #2 guy on a team, and got minutes in line with being the #2 guy (say thirty minutes per game)? Would he average 16/5/5 as a go-to scorer and ball-handler? Or would he collapse under the weight of a role that was too big for him? The Heat are…

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James Johnson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)

Attention future YouTube users who searched “James Johnson” and are trying to decide which of his 26-point performances you should watch first: watch the one that isn’t this one. Then, if you really like what you see and absolutely need to see more, you can watch this one. Not all 26-point performances are created equal….

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James Johnson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)

Don’t you hate it when it looks like someone got totally ankle-broken and then it turns out all that happened was they got tripped? I hate it when that happens. All the best ankle-breakers end up being trips, except for that insane one that Dwight Buycks had on Gary Harris. Damn. Now THERE was an…

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James Johnson 10 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

It seems like James Johnson has entirely skipped the “LeBron James” phase of his metamorphosis and has now become…Boris Diaw? Or something? He’s not as fat as the Big Croissant but he passes like him, can sometimes shoot threes like him, and is a savvy vet like him. All JaJo needs to do is start…

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