Jared Dudley 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2017)

Do you think Jared Dudley has come to terms with the fact that his team has blatantly given up trying to be competetive? He probably knew when he signed his contract to return to the Suns that playoffs were not the end goal of the season, but he probably didn’t expect the veterans of the…

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Jared Dudley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Longtime readers of my descriptions may remember that, three years ago, I was putting together a pitch for a new television show I was working on called “Jared Dudley’s Cornrows A-No-No.” The premise was simple: as a former owner of ugly-ass cornrows, Jared Dudley would find similarly afflicted people and give them hair makeovers so…

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Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)

“Dear DTB, I would greatly appreciate it if you could refrain from insulting my weight in your video descriptions this season. I know I have not had much on-court impact yet, but my recent nineteen-point game deserves respect, respect that is erased when you repeatedly demean me for my alleged fatness. I am not fat….

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Jared Dudley 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2016)

“Dear DTB, You have now posted two of my personal letters to you on your channel. Assuming that this letter is likewise posted, that will be three. I am glad that you make highlight videos of me, but it is very unnecessary to divulge our private communications like this. I have had my lawyer contact…

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Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

“Dear DTB, I was happy to see a highlight video of my previous 19-point performance. I know that you can be counted on to cast a light on my notable on-court exploits. However, my happiness quickly soured into curdling disappointment when I saw that my personal letter to you, a letter which whose words were…

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Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

“Dear DTB, I know I’m a little bit fat, and I know that you love to make fun of fat NBA players in your descriptions, but could you lay off the fat jokes when you inevitably make a video chronicling my nineteen-point performance? I’m a savvy vet. As a holder of the “savvy vet” title,…

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Jared Dudley 24 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

More apologies are in order. A week ago, I made a Jared Dudley highlight video wherein he scored 19 points. This seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do at the time. I know now that I have grievously wasted many people’s times with that video. Why would you watch Dudders score 19 when you…

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Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2014)

Last year I wrote this line in reference to Jared Dudley’s jumpshooting: “He hasn’t been altogether successful at hitting them, considering how open he’s been, but that’s okay”. It is no longer okay, now that he’s on the team geographically proximate to me. This guy rarely shoots contested shots, and his teammates do a good…

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Jared Dudley 20 Points/6 Threes/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/1/2014)

DownToBuck is a man of many talents. Rapper, music producer, video editor, writer. But it is time to reveal one of my other talents: TV show production! I’m trying to put together a proposal for a show called “Jared Dudley’s Cornrows A-No-No”. The basic premise is that Jared visits people who have ugly cornrows and…

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Jared Dudley 21 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)

Jared “The Duder” Dudley’s role has been reduced to “just a guy who shoots open jumpshots”. It seems every shot he takes is a cleanly set-up J from Chris Paul. He hasn’t been altogether successful at hitting them, considering how open he’s been, but that’s okay. The Clippers don’t need him to be especially good…

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