Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

Does anybody out there know how to start a petition? Like, a real petition? Not those fake change.org petitions. Everybody knows those are pointless. Those are just there for virtue signallers on the internet to signal their virtues without actually doing anything, not even scribbling their real-life signature with a real-life pen on a real-life…

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Jarrett Allen 18 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)

You know things weren’t going particularly well for Jarrett Allen this season when he got benched for DeAndre Jordan. A couple years ago, that would be a normal thing to have happen, but it seems like Jordan can barely dunk these days. How is a springy/youthful/afroed Allen losing his starting gig to old man Jordan?…

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Jarrett Allen All 170 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

“Do you need help finding anything?” Jarrett Allen realized that he had been standing slack-jawed at the front of the computer components section of Micro Center for at least a minute. The sheer amount of PC hardware in front of him had stunned him; now the employee thought he was some overwhelmed millennial who could…

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Jarrett Allen 21 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2019)

Jarrett Allen has, overall, struggled to contain Joel Embiid this series. There’s no getting around it. He’s good, but he’s still a stick figure, and Embiid probably weighs twice as much as him. However, there are two bits of good news here: Bit of good news #1: Allen dropped in 21 points of his own…

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Jarrett Allen 20 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Is Jarrett Allen’s current fro the best NBA fro of the decade? That thing is seriously amazing. It makes him look like a 70’s funk diva. It got dented a little bit when Taurean Prince jumped over it, but it recovered by the end of this game to its usual glorious state. A perfect sphere…

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Jarrett Allen 20 Points/24 Rebounds/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video does not depict each of Jarrett Allen’s 24 rebounds. That would be foolishness. Rebounding is cool and I’m glad there are players that do it, but most rebounds are just a guy jumping up, getting the ball, and coming back down. Sometimes a fun rebound battle will happen where there’s…

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Jarrett Allen 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/14/2019)

Here’s the deal: DTB doesn’t watch a lot of TV. Or movies. But I would absolutely, totally, watch the ever-loving FRICK out of a TV show that starred Jarrett Allen and Spencer Dinwiddie. The show wouldn’t even have to be funny or creative. They could make fart jokes for twenty minutes for all I care….

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Jarrett Allen 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

I’ve always loved Jarrett Allen, but I found out recently that my love for him wasn’t maximized. There was still a little bit of extra love I had left to give to him. What spurred this sudden generosity from heart so cold that it gives my lungs freezer burn? It turns out that Allen likes…

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Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

A Jarrett Allen dunkilation is definitely happening this season. For sure. He’s on pace for somewhere around 175 dunks, assuming he doesn’t suffer a devastating afro injury that takes him out for multiple months. I’m just concerned that the quality of the dunkilation will suffer due to the lack of posters that Allen is generating….

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Jarrett Allen Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

The three-point shooting version of himself that Jarrett Allen teased us with in the season opener has not made another appearance. He made two triples that game, leading me to believe that he Kenny Atkinson was doing to him what he did with Brook Lopez. Since that game? You guessed it, zero threes. He’s barely…

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