JaVale McGee All 72 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“I’m bored,” JaVale McGee announced, throwing his controller on the ground. “No, you’re just butthurt because you suck at Fortnite,” Nick Young replied from his relaxed position in a recliner, a bag of Doritos resting in between his legs. “That’s not the same as boredom.” “I’m not even mad right now, for real” JaVale retorted,…

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JaVale McGee 12 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (6/3/2018)

JaVale McGee set the tone for the Warriors tonight with his two dunks in the first minute of the game. He set the tone so hard that I think he deserves a shoutout in the upcoming Warriors championship DVD. I have vague recollections of a Bulls championship VHS (this was the mid 90’s when Chicago…

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JaVale McGee 15 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Is it a stretch to say that JaVale McGee won this game for the Warriors? It is, but it’s not the biggest stretch ever. He did a ton of damage in the first few minutes of the game, and the deleterious effects of such a marginal role-player playing that well on the Spurs’ players are…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

So Stephen Curry sprained his ankle, which isn’t good news, but what IS good news is that the Draymond Green-JaVale McGee lob connection can replace most of the production that you lose when Curry is out. Steve Kerr just has to make a point of running those plays again and again until the other team…

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JaVale McGee 12 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

“Elite coach” Steve Kerr has finally seen reason, even as it was staring him in the face this whole time: he has inserted JaVale McGee into the starting lineup, banishing Zaza Pachulia to the bench where he belongs, forever. I think everyone on earth agrees with me that McGee is simply the better option for…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Not shown: JaVale McGee airballing a three that he had no business taking. I thought about it, as a sort of “compare and contrast” between that and his previous 7-for-7 shooting including, in fairness, a sweet turnaround fading jumper over Gobert that he also had no business taking. But I don’t do lowlights. If you…

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JaVale McGee 16 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)

When I watched JaVale McGee score the first seven points for the Warriors in this game, I chuckled a little bit to myself. Then I thought, why should I be laughing at him? He’s a talented basketball player in his own right, not a sideshow freak to be mocked. Just because he was doing the…

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JaVale McGee All 121 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

The team plane was silent; it was two in the morning, and everybody was asleep. Everybody, that is, except one JaVale McGee, who couldn’t get to sleep no matter how much he tried. His mind was preoccupied with rumors that had been circulating the locker room for some time, rumors that Stephen had somehow acquired…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/22/2017)

It was looking like the Blazers had a good chance to beat the Warriors when they led by thirteen at halftime, but it just wasn’t meant to be. That’s okay, because the Warriors were without Durant for the second straight game, so the win wouldn’t have counted anyway. Meanwhile, the Warriors’ win counts 100% because…

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JaVale McGee 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/19/2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpotujwTbDo It’s too bad that Draymond Green is so adept at filling in at the center position, and it’s also too bad that Zaza Pachulia still exists and isn’t dead, because both those things are preventing JaVale McGee from getting as many minutes as we all want. He still has yet to play over twenty…

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