JaVale McGee 16 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)

It may get tiresome for you guys to hear me to petition coaches to give their scrubs/role-players more minutes over and over again. But I can’t help it! My end goal is to see a whole league full of nothing but marginal players putting up big games. As far as I know, there is no…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

JaVale McGee sighed contentedly as he watched the sphere of Earth recede in the window of the spaceship. He had finally escaped the drudgery of terrestrial existence, at the ripe age of 153. A century and a half toiling on Earth, where no adventure nor excitement awaited him, was all worth it, for now, he…

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JaVale McGee 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: JaVale McGee is currently (not taking this game into account) number two in the NBA in shots made on a per minute basis, slightly behind Russell Westbrook. Westbrook takes an extra 8 shots per 36 to make .3 of a shot more than McGee. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the…

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JaVale McGee 17 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

Here’s a dunk-by-dunk breakdown analyzing each of JaVale McGee’s dunks, attempting to answer the vital question: would Zaza Pachulia have been able to dunk the ball in any of these situations? 0:04: There was not much defense on this dunk, so it’s possible that Pachulia would have dunked this if the ball hit his hands…

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JaVale McGee 10 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

JaVale McGee is one of those players who everyone wants to see succeed. Not just a majority, or even a great majority. No, I literally mean that EVERY SINGLE NBA FAN wants him to do good on whatever team he ends up on. He has no haters. His constant appearances on Shaqtin’ a Fool has…

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JaVale McGee All 49 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

The two tall men embraced in the terminal of Dallas/Fort Worth airport. The taller of the two was dressed in a baby blue tank top, extra-small green running shorts, a pink feather boa, and a top hat. The shorter was dressed in the same purple suit that he had been wearing when they had said…

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JaVale McGee 11 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

JaVale McGee has been injured for the entire time I have been doing end-of-season dunk compilations. This is kind of a tragedy, since one of the main goals of that project was to show the prowess of the league’s best dunkers in a sensory-overloading manner. But can it really be a display of the NBA’s…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)

Based on the view counts for my other JaVale McGee videos this year, it looks like I am not alone in this sentiment: an NBA with Javale is way better than an NBA without. Dunks are fun. JaVale provides dunks. Blocks are fun. JaVale provides blocks. Boneheaded plays are fun. JaVale provides boneheaded plays. Having…

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JaVale McGee 10 Points/5 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/18/2015)

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a rejuvenated JaVale McGee up to his old tricks. The NBA just hasn’t been the same without him, and I’m not even talking about all that BS Shaqtin stuff. I’m talking about big blocks and even bigger slam-jams. And, yes, some funny faces thrown in for good measure. Sadly,…

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JaVale McGee 8 Points Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

Finally! JaVale McGee is back, and we can put Zaza Pachulia to rest forever. I don’t care how well he may have been playing, his time is over now, and the chapter in the Mavericks’ novel entitled “Zaza leading us nowhere” can at last be wrapped up. Remember, Cuban promised JaVale the starter’s job and…

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