JaVale McGee 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: JaVale McGee is currently (not taking this game into account) number two in the NBA in shots made on a per minute basis, slightly behind Russell Westbrook. Westbrook takes an extra 8 shots per 36 to make .3 of a shot more than McGee. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the…

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JaVale McGee 17 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

Here’s a dunk-by-dunk breakdown analyzing each of JaVale McGee’s dunks, attempting to answer the vital question: would Zaza Pachulia have been able to dunk the ball in any of these situations? 0:04: There was not much defense on this dunk, so it’s possible that Pachulia would have dunked this if the ball hit his hands…

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JaVale McGee 10 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

JaVale McGee is one of those players who everyone wants to see succeed. Not just a majority, or even a great majority. No, I literally mean that EVERY SINGLE NBA FAN wants him to do good on whatever team he ends up on. He has no haters. His constant appearances on Shaqtin’ a Fool has…

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JaVale McGee All 49 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

The two tall men embraced in the terminal of Dallas/Fort Worth airport. The taller of the two was dressed in a baby blue tank top, extra-small green running shorts, a pink feather boa, and a top hat. The shorter was dressed in the same purple suit that he had been wearing when they had said…

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JaVale McGee 11 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

JaVale McGee has been injured for the entire time I have been doing end-of-season dunk compilations. This is kind of a tragedy, since one of the main goals of that project was to show the prowess of the league’s best dunkers in a sensory-overloading manner. But can it really be a display of the NBA’s…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)

Based on the view counts for my other JaVale McGee videos this year, it looks like I am not alone in this sentiment: an NBA with Javale is way better than an NBA without. Dunks are fun. JaVale provides dunks. Blocks are fun. JaVale provides blocks. Boneheaded plays are fun. JaVale provides boneheaded plays. Having…

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JaVale McGee 10 Points/5 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/18/2015)

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a rejuvenated JaVale McGee up to his old tricks. The NBA just hasn’t been the same without him, and I’m not even talking about all that BS Shaqtin stuff. I’m talking about big blocks and even bigger slam-jams. And, yes, some funny faces thrown in for good measure. Sadly,…

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JaVale McGee 8 Points Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

Finally! JaVale McGee is back, and we can put Zaza Pachulia to rest forever. I don’t care how well he may have been playing, his time is over now, and the chapter in the Mavericks’ novel entitled “Zaza leading us nowhere” can at last be wrapped up. Remember, Cuban promised JaVale the starter’s job and…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/21/2014)

“JaVale, could you please put some clothes on?” asked a visibly annoyed Wilson Chandler. “Ain’t nobody want to see that stuff.” JaVale McGee made no move to clothe himself. “Some of us are comfortable with our bodies, Wilson. We all see each other naked in the shower, and as a man of maturity, it neither…

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JaVale Mcgee 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/3/2014)

The early morning sun shone through the portrait windows, heating the room though the light layer of frost on the trees outside betrayed the true coldness of the dawn. JaVale McGee relaxed in his divan, sipping some imported Kopi Luwak, and retorted. “I know that, Kenneth, but I really think that the best thing to…

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