Jaylen Brown 25 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2018)

Jaylen Brown is growing up before our very eyes. No, really, I swear he’s looking noticeably older every subsequent game. He looked like a kid with a beard at the start of the season. Now, he looks like some random 32 y/o vet who is too good for the G-League but not quite good enough…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2018)

Three out of my last four videos have been Jaylen Brown. This is unacceptable. I’ve learned over the years that as the playoffs progress, highlights worthy of being shown on my (exclusive) channel get rarer and rarer. But I don’t think it’s ever been this bad. I just want to do ONE Warriors player other…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2018)

I might as well change my channel name to LostInBoston because it’s gonna be pretty much nothing but Celtics highlights from here on out. They’re the only remaining team whose role-players are actually a threat to sometimes score 20 points. Maybe also a few bozos on the Rockets, but in Boston, they’ve got all their…

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Jaylen Brown 24 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2018)

Jaylen Brown didn’t dump on the 76ers nearly as hard as he did the Bucks (I still remember those thirty-point games, in fact, they’re all I see when I close my eyes to go to sleep at night), but he got the job done in this one after only attempting six shots in the previous…

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Jaylen Brown Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

Win or lose, the Celtics have learned something valuable in this series with the Bucks: Jaylen Brown is a premium grade-A certified without-a-doubt one-hundred percent confirmed beast. Serious playoff success may not be in the cards, even if they win the series (which wouldn’t surprise because the Bucks are hot gutter trash), but just imagine…

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Jaylen Brown 30 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2018)

That final banked in Jaylen Brown three didn’t even make me mad. I have transcended such simple human emotions as “anger”. I am now capable of watching any basketball game as a fully neutral observer, my mind unclouded by primitive tribalistic feelings. This is a good development for me, because if I had to watch…

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Jaylen Brown 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

I’ve had many cases of NBA-induced blue balls over the years, but this particular instance of cyanotic scrotum has got to be the worst I’ve ever experienced. Jaylen Brown scored 21 points, TWENTY-ONE GOD DAMN POINTS, in the first quarter of this game, then only scored six the rest of the way. In the second…

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Jaylen Brown Career High 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

It seems like just yesterday Jaylen Brown was stepping up in place of a fatally maimed Gordon Hayward in the season-opener, scoring 25 gutsy points while trying not to cry. If not yesterday, then a week ago, at most. Now the season is almost over. Brown has continued his up-stepping, showing ever more the varied…

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Jaylen Brown 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

The Celtics did about as well as could have been expected tonight, given that they were without a PG except for “Kadeem Allen”, whose existence is obviously fabricated. They don’t need a true PG, really, since Stevens’ system is so good, and they also don’t need what seemed to be half the roster including two…

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Jaylen Brown 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

In this game, Jaylen “B-Jay” Brown made just as many free throws (6) as field goals (6). Normally that would bother me because I hate free throws and wish that the penalty for fouls was a free point for the fouled team, possession of the ball, and the playing of fart noises over the arena…

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