Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

The Celtics may have won this game by scoring more points than the Hawks, but I’m putting this one in the “L” column because they let them come all the way back after being up by hundreds of points. That may not sound fair, but for a team like the Celtics who were supposed to…

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Jaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

We were such fools to think that a player who shoots 65% from the free throw line could ever be a good three-point shooter. Such fools! Such astounding foolishness! It is a well-known adage that “he who sucks from free will suck from three”. Jaylen Brown’s near-40% three-point shooting last season was simply a statistical…

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Jaylen Brown 24 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Celtics fans better not get too attached to Jaylen Brown, because he is almost certainly going to be part of the package that the Celtics trade to the Pelicans in order to get the disgruntled Anthony Davis in return. I feel like Celtics fans have already detached from Brown given his regression from last season…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

If I’m Jaylen Brown, I’m going shopping right now for a nice greeting card, maybe something with leprechauns on it or something, with the intent of writing a heartfelt message in it and delivering it to Gordon Hayward’s locker. The heartfelt message would be something like this: “Hey Gordon, It’s cool that you’re not injured…

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Jaylen Brown 30 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

The biggest news from this game: Jaylen Brown went 7 of 8 from the stripe. That’s right up there with his famous and oft-replayed 7 of 7 performance back in February against the Hornets. Do you remember where you were when he had that perfect night? I do. I was making highlights at my computer…

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Jaylen Brown 21 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

For some reason, God has cursed me with the inability to dunk. He has also cursed me with a skinny frame and noodle arms that don’t have much muscle. There are many other afflictions He has cursed me with, but these are the two that are relevant to the discussion at hand. If we combine…

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Jaylen Brown 21 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2018)

There’s a lot of doom and gloom surrounding the Celtics’ season, but the fact remains that they’re 14-10, there’s literally no way that they miss the playoffs (unless their team plane crashes and kills everyone on board [except Guerschon Yabusele whose voluminous booty will bear the brunt of his impact], in which case there’s no…

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Jaylen Brown 25 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2018)

Jaylen Brown is growing up before our very eyes. No, really, I swear he’s looking noticeably older every subsequent game. He looked like a kid with a beard at the start of the season. Now, he looks like some random 32 y/o vet who is too good for the G-League but not quite good enough…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2018)

Three out of my last four videos have been Jaylen Brown. This is unacceptable. I’ve learned over the years that as the playoffs progress, highlights worthy of being shown on my (exclusive) channel get rarer and rarer. But I don’t think it’s ever been this bad. I just want to do ONE Warriors player other…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2018)

I might as well change my channel name to LostInBoston because it’s gonna be pretty much nothing but Celtics highlights from here on out. They’re the only remaining team whose role-players are actually a threat to sometimes score 20 points. Maybe also a few bozos on the Rockets, but in Boston, they’ve got all their…

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