Jaylen Brown 21 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Lakers fans are constantly, without pause or interruption, hyping up Brandon Ingram. It’s constant. Ingram is good this year, yeah, but they just never shut up about how great he is. They want everyone to know that he’s not a bust anymore, that he’s actually really good, and that he’s gonna be the reason LeBron…

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Jaylen Brown 24 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

Jaylen Brown allegedly had five dunks in this game against the Knicks. That is what the play-by-play data alleges. That is the NBA version of the facts. However, the DTB version of the facts states that Brown only dunked it three times. The missing dunks? They were just layups that should have been dunks except…

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Jaylen Brown 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

There are rumblings that Gordon Hayward might come back from his injury before the season’s end. Jaylen Brown has a few options in this scenario: -Pretend to be happy when Hayward comes back and you get moved to the bench, but actually your soul is a tormented wasteland -Tell Hayward not to try to make…

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Jaylen Brown 21 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

The NBA keeps talking about wanting to put a team in Mexico City. I foresee a number of problems with that plan (DTB’s fun fact of the day: Mexico City is at a higher altitude than Denver), but I won’t go into that now. They have to think differently. Take a look at the NFL,…

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Jaylen Brown 20 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

Jaylen Brown perused the selection of cards at his local Hallmark store. There were so many to choose from: get well cards, thank you cards, birthday cards, holiday cards, it was too much for him. Feeling overwhelmed by the options, he closed his eyes and grabbed one at random from the “Christmas” section. When he…

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Jaylen Brown 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Jaylen Brown is slumping. Not badly, but noticeably. We all knew it was going to happen, somewhere in the back of our minds, but we didn’t want it to happen. We wanted so badly for him to come out of nowhere (as far out of nowhere as a high first-round pick can come from) and…

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Jaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Jaylen Brown has made some nice progress this season. His progress is so nice, in fact, that I’m going to ignore it and instead bring up the stuff he sucks at. First point of suckage: passing. This dude just doesn’t get assists. It’s not like he’s a super-unwilling passer, we’re not at Nick Young level…

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Jaylen Brown 27 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

I thought that maybe this would be the game that ended the Celtics’ streak at 14 wins in a row. Atlanta came out hot, got a big early lead, but of course they’re the Hawks and the Celtics are the Celtics so it didn’t last too long. I’m always down to glory in the demise…

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Jaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2017)

The Celtics keep winning games. Gordon Hayward is sitting in some dim room somewhere looking at his mangled ankle and wondering where it all went so wrong. Meanwhile, everything is going right for the Celtics, basketball-wise. Is Brad Stevens so good of a coach that he can drag this good but not great roster to…

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Jaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)

It’s a good thing I kept all my dumbass opinions of Jaylen Brown going into the season to myself, because he has totally proven me wrong. Or right. You don’t actually know, because these were my own personal opinions, not the ones I type out for you guys on a nightly basis. Maybe I thought…

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