Jeff Green 33 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Jeff Green played more minutes in this game than LeBron James. I have no further insight, just putting it out there in case someone way smarter than me can figure out if that means anything. Here’s another fact for you fact-obsessed factheads out there: Jeff Green is clutch as heck, while LeBron James is a…

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Jeff Green 21 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2018)

Amount of fricks given by Jeff Green in this video: 0. Clutch free-throws to give his team the lead or and-one at the beginning of the game, it doesn’t matter, he simply doesn’t care. No emotion, no excitement, I guess that’s a good thing. Right? He’s probably one of those players who has never gotten…

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Jeff Green 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Jeff Green is playing the most efficient basketball of his career in Cleveland, apparently the beneficiary of the “LeBron James Effect”. The “LeBron James Effect” is also what caused Isaiah Thomas to be so bad in Cleveland. It works both ways, somehow. Green was so garbage in Orlando (SO GARBAGE, it cannot be emphasized enough)…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Jeff Green points last night: 22. Cavaliers starters’ points last night: 28. Now, I’m definitely not trying to insinuate in any way that Jeff Green is better than the totality of the Cavs’ starting unit, which includes All-Star caliber players like Kevin Lovestomissshots, LeBrick “LeBenched Blames” Shames, and Isaiah ThomAss. Jeff Green might be having…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Is it a coincidence that Jeff “Green Energy” Green starts playing the most efficient ball of his career as soon as he is teamed up with LeBron James? Trick question! Or, more like, obvious-answer question, because the answer to it is so obvious that it doesn’t need to be asked. This is just more evidence…

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Jeff Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

My world has been thrown into a confused, swirling chaos. Why was Mike Fratello on the Cavaliers broadcast last night? It wasn’t a national game, the two normal dudes were still there (I call them “old white dude” and “dementia-addled black dude”), but then out of nowhere Mike Fratello starts commenting on plays like he’s…

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Jeff Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

Jeff Green has been remarkably consistent for the Cavaliers this season. His whole career has been marked by games where he mysteriously disappears, or where he shows up only to miss every shot he takes, but this season he’s been more reliable. At the very least, he’s made a field goal in every single game,…

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Jeff Green 27 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2017)

The Cavaliers fanbase is quickly going to join the list of fanbases who wished that Jeff Green was just a little bit better. I don’t think this dude has reached expectations anywhere he’s been. Partially his fault, but also partially the fan’s fault, because they keep thinking he’s going to be good for them when…

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Jeff Green 18 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

There are probably a lot of theories out there for why the Cavaliers are underperforming to start the season, having been gifted an easy schedule through the first games but failing to capitalize on it. Some would point to Kyrie’s departure, or Wade’s sudden transformation into an old man, or Lue’s incompetence as a coach….

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Jeff Green 20 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2016)

No one likes Jeff Green. Not anymore. He probably had some fans when he was on the Thunder/Sonics, and maybe a few when he was Boston, but those stints were a long time ago. Any of the potential he had when he was drafted 5th overall is gone, dried up under the withering desert sun…

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