Jeff Teague 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Spooky stat of the day: Both Jeff Teague and Jarrett Jack had statlines of 22 points and 8 assists last night. They were only separated by rebound totals; Jack had four, whereas Teague only had one because KAT was stealing his rebounds. Do you feel like this could be the beginning of an episode of…

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Jeff Teague 18 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

There must be something wrong with the Minnesota commentators, because they went the entire game without saying anything like “Jeff Teague gives you something that Ricky didn’t,” or “That’s something Ricky Rubio could never really do.” Usually when Jeff Teague calmly walks up to the three-point line in transition and bombs a triple, one of…

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Jeff Teague 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

When the masked intruder bursts in through my front door, I barely react. There is a part of me that was almost expecting this intrusion into my home. I am sitting at my kitchen table, enjoying a late breakfast of S’mores flavor Pop-Tarts, a just reward for having finished another productive day of highlight compilation….

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Jeff Teague 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

This video serves as an official letter of apology to Jeff Teague for basically ignoring him these past five seasons. In that timeframe, I have made a total of four highlight videos for this guy, even though he was averaging 15/6 the entire time. I’m not sure if this apology video will lead to me…

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Jeff Teague 24 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)

Jeff Teague is one of those players I ignore for no reason. However, a few things have conspired against me on this day to cause me to stop ignoring him, at least temporarily: -Nobody else has made Jeff Teague highlights -There were only four games last night and the highlight pickings are slim -He had…

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Jeff Teague 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2014)

I don’t make Jeff Teague highlights as often as I probably should. The reason for this is threefold: -Doing point guards is lame because you have to get all their assists -Jeff Teague always scores too many points -I don’t even really like Jeff Teague anyway -(bonus fourth reason) he shoots too many layups, which…

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Jeff Teague 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2014)

After getting a shiny 32-million contract, Jeff Teague’s shooting numbers have predictably regressed. He is barely above 30% on threes. A common syndrome among NBA players, this reduction in play quality is referred to as “getting paid”. It happens all the time, and it is almost expected that a player’s numbers will stop improving after…

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Jeff Teague Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)

Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High. All he ever wanted. Was to hear his momma say. My baby Jeff. Score 28 in the NBA. Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High.

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