Jeremy Lamb Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

“Yo, man, didn’t you try this last year? You know no one wants to be in that crappy band of yours.” Kemba Walker said incredulously. “That’s not what your mom said last night.” Jeremy Lamb responded absentmindedly, not turning from his current task, which was affixing fluorescent pink printouts on the Hornets’ team bulletin board….

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Jeremy Lamb 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2017)

Just like Jaylen Brown should be writing a thank-you card to Gordon Hayward for getting injured, so should Jeremy Lamb be writing a thank-you card to Nicolas Batum for the same reason. Lamb has been held down his entire career for various reasons, however, now that coach Clifford has no choice but to give him…

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Jeremy Lamb 20 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

Attention: I am currently witnessing a sweet fight between Draymond Green and Bradley Beal and have no time to write a description. UPDATE: The fight was not as sweet as I first thought, pretty low on actual punching action, and Bradley Beal was the bitch in the scenario, contrary to my expectations, but now it’s…

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Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

With a dismal 76-103 loss, the book has now closed on the Hornets 2016-17 season. A season where they outscored their opponents, but ended up 10 games below .500. A season where all of Steve Clifford’s “Jesus Christ”s and “mothereffer”s could not stop them from blowing close game after close game. A season where they…

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Jeremy Lamb Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

There’s something wrong with the Hornets. The Bulls were/are totally imploding, yet the Hornets still lost. What’s the problem? More importantly, what’s the solution? I don’t know if one can figure out the solution without knowing the problem, but that’s a philosophical conundrum for another day. Right now we’re just gonna look at why the…

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Jeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)

Here’s a hot take for you: the reason that the Hornets have won five out of their last twenty-five games is because they haven’t been giving Jeremy Lamb enough minutes! Now, was that or was that not the most sizzling, scorching, red-hot take ever? But if you look at the situation closer, you might realize…

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Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

“Jeremy and the Little Lambs?” Roy Hibbert exclaimed with a snort. Jeremy Lamb turned around. “Yeah. You got a problem with that?” he said as he returned to putting up bright yellow fliers all over the Hornets communal bulletin board. “I got a problem if you cover up all my pizza party notices with pictures…

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Jeremy Lamb 18 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/26/2016)

I don’t normally show rebounds. Who wants to watch Andre Drummond grab a bunch of boards just by being big? Nobody. Maybe a few demented Pistons fans from Flint whose minds are addled by their lead-contaminated water. That’s it. No sane person wants to watch bigman rebounds. That’s why I no longer indicate rebounds in…

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Jeremy Lamb 22 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)

Why does Jeremy Lamb look so sleepy all the time? His eyes are half-closed even when he’s going hard. If I walked around looking that sleepy people would ask me if I needed a nap. One has to wonder if Jeremy’s perpetual just-woke-up-after-not-enough-sleep look is effecting his league-wide value. Nobody wants a lazy oaf with…

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Jeremy Lamb 18 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2015)

When I first saw that contract that the Hornets just gave Jeremy Lamb, you can imagine my reaction. That’s right: I did that confusion-indicating head-tilt thing that dogs do when their owner asks if they want to go for walkies. Except instead of the prospect of fun exercise with my human, I was faced with…

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