Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)

“Hey Russ, I having big favor to ask you,” Enes Kanter told his teammate immediately after his team’s loss to the Warriors. He had to raise his voice to make himself heard over the continued cheering of the home fans. “It very important.” “Is this about that cheerleader from Utah that you can’t shut up…

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Enes Kanter 28 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2016)

“Man, why do you look so sad?” Anthony Morrow asked, as he sat next to a morose Enes Kanter. “You dominated them!” “Yes, but Jesseca is still in Utah, and I am here alone,” Enes replied. “Christ, you’re still hung up on that broad? Didn’t you start hooking up with the Thunder cheerleaders yet? It’s…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

“Re: Photoshop Help Hey Enes, Saw your email yesterday so I went right to work putting you in those pictures of the Thunder dancers. Man those girls are hot! LOL I know you only like Jesseca but still. Can you hook me up??? LOL!!! :DDDD Anyway I attached the final copies let me know what…

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Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

“Enes? Why are you taking pictures of the dancers during their warmup?” Anthony Morrow expected Enes Kanter to be startled and embarrassed at being caught in a heinous act of perversion, but Enes merely shrugged and continued to snap pictures with his iPhone from his position in the locker room tunnel. “This has something to…

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Enes Kanter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)

Enes Kanter fidgeted with the silverware in front of him. His date was late, and even though she had seemed very eager to meet him, Enes himself was not as enthused about the entire operation. He would not have been entirely displeased if he had gotten ditched; that possibility presented a much slimmer chance of…

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Enes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Enes Kanter stood outside the door of apartment 212. He had come here to Salt Lake City all the way from Oklahoma, and now he was too chicken to even knock on the door. The girl he loved was behind that door, he knew it. But what if things had changed? What if things weren’t…

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Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)

Enes Kanter couldn’t help it. He was crying again. These tears, like those preceding them, were shed in memory of Jesseca, the cheerleader that Enes had left behind in Utah. The droplets, each one filled with more emotion than one man could possibly hold inside, splashed onto the piece of fancy stationery which lay in…

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Enes Kanter 27 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)

“How about Christina?” asked Anthony Morrow, pointing at the well-appointed cheerleader standing at the sideline. “No, I don’t like Christina,” answered Enes Kanter, who was staring at the towel in his lap. “You didn’t even look!” exclaimed Anthony. “She’s a ten out of ten in anybody’s book, and I’m sure she’s way hotter than Jessandra…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Enes Kanter listened to the voicemail message again. “Hiiii! You’ve reached Jesseca’s voicemail, which means I can’t take your call right now! Leave a message and I’ll get back to you!” Of course, Enes didn’t leave a message. He couldn’t. Jesseca had surely viewed their budding relationship just as any cheerleader would view a relationship…

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