Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

On one hand, it’s cool that Joe Harris did much of his scoring in this game off the dribble. Maybe the defense was preventing him from getting to his preferred shooting spots, or maybe they were just closing out extra hard, forcing him to cut towards the basket instead of popping a three like he…

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Joe Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Sometimes people do things they regret. When Joe Harris had 19 points at half-time, I posted some very regrettable posts to all my personal social media accounts. Basically, I told everybody that if Joe Harris didn’t score thirty, I would do the “Brandon Jennings Dance” on cam and post it for everybody to see. To…

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Joe Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2018)

If there’s one thing I love about the NBA, it’s how buttmad the fanbases of “good” teams get when they lose to “bad” teams. Observing the profanity-sprinkled meltdowns of the collective is satisfying in the same way those “Russian Winter Car Crash” compilation videos are. Even better is if the meltdown includes calls for management…

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Joe Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

Even with that 14-three performance, Klay Thompson has made fewer threes this season than Joe Harris, which lends credence to my theory that Harris could be just as good as Thompson if he was on the Warriors instead. This is a hard theory to do empirical testing on, but I’ve seen enough of both players…

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Joe Harris 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

I gotta be honest, from one bro to another bro: Joe Harris, your beard looks like trash. You look like that part of Anchorman were a fallen-from-grace Ron Burgundy has become a hobo, except you don’t have droplets of milk in your beard. I understand that it’s petty to rag on NBA players about their…

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Joe Harris 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2018)

Quick Quiz: how paid is Joe Harris gonna get this off-season? A.) Hella paid B.) Moderately paid C.) Paid D.) Not paid I personally think the answer is somewhere between B and C. Obviously he’s not worth a max contract or anything close to the max (although he is better than Ian Mahinmi…how do I…

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Joe Harris Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Here is the official list of players Joe Harris got revenge on tonight: Tristan Thompson J.R. Smith Kevin Love LeBron James Those are the players that were teammates of Harris when he was with the Cavs, part of a group of players who collectively decided that they didn’t want him as a teammate, as he…

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Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

I feel like I should be more excited about the momentous, historic occurrence that just occurred on my channel: I got to make highlights of two guys who played in the same game, but on different teams, who have the same last name. If this spooky confluence of events has happened before, I don’t remember…

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Joe Harris 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2018)

A pleasing performance for Joe Harris’ final game in a Nets uniform. 18 points, 6 assists. No, he hasn’t been traded yet. Just a hunch. I feel like I’m going to wake up tomorrow and be greeted with the news that he’s been traded to a new team for a second-round pick or something. Hopefully…

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Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

Is it too late to get Joe Harris in the three-point shootout? I don’t think it is. I know with All-Star voting there was a hashtag you could use to register your support for a certain player. Is there such a thing for the shootout? #shootoutvote Joe Harris Sadly, even if that vote was counted…

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