Joe Harris 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2018)

A pleasing performance for Joe Harris’ final game in a Nets uniform. 18 points, 6 assists. No, he hasn’t been traded yet. Just a hunch. I feel like I’m going to wake up tomorrow and be greeted with the news that he’s been traded to a new team for a second-round pick or something. Hopefully…

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Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

Is it too late to get Joe Harris in the three-point shootout? I don’t think it is. I know with All-Star voting there was a hashtag you could use to register your support for a certain player. Is there such a thing for the shootout? #shootoutvote Joe Harris Sadly, even if that vote was counted…

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Joe Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

Joe “Wonderbread” Harris’ ability to run off screens and shoot threes is one of the best in the league. No one has noticed and if they have they don’t really care, but I think it’s cool. He’s like a white Wayne Ellington. Now seems like a good time to re-emphasize my point that Harris could…

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Joe Harris Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

Admit it: when you saw “Joe Harris” and “21 Points” in the same video title, you thought to yourself: “Seven threes” Not an unreasonable assumption to make, considering what we know about Harris’ game, but an incorrect one. Also, if he did make seven triples, I’d definitely put that in the video title. Turns out…

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Joe Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

Unlike some other individual performances that occurred last night, this one is definitely, unambiguously, and unarguably a REVENGE GAME. You know why? I’ll tell you why. The Cavaliers never really gave Joe Harris the chance he deserved. At least, that’s how I remember it. It’s possible they gave him chances and he sucked during his…

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Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)

If rival GM’s are paying attention, which they almost certainly are, there’s a good chance that Joe Harris has solidified his position in the NBA for the next decade with his play these past two seasons. Every GM sits in his office every day wishing that his team had a deadeye catch-and-shoot guy who can…

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Joe Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2017)

When is Joe Harris going to score 20 points in the NBA? I’ve got the biggest case of blue balls ever right now, except instead of sexual frustration it’s Joe Harris never scoring 20 points frustration. I thought for sure he was gonna do it tonight, he had SO MUCH TIME to get the few…

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Joe Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2017)

Mocking LeBron James with “playmaker” jokes is somewhat played out now, but don’t you think LeBron wishes he still had Ol’ Joe Harris on his roster? There’s very little to suggest that Harris has ever been, or will ever be, the kind of guy who gets high assist totals, but he’s the kind of cheap…

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Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Last time Joe Harris scored 19, I compared him to a bigger Jimmer Fredette. That was stupid of me, though, in my defense, my thought patterns had been drastically altered by the overclocked microwave in my kitchen. That baby can heat Hot Pockets in 10 seconds, but it also emits a LOT of radiation. My…

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