Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)

If rival GM’s are paying attention, which they almost certainly are, there’s a good chance that Joe Harris has solidified his position in the NBA for the next decade with his play these past two seasons. Every GM sits in his office every day wishing that his team had a deadeye catch-and-shoot guy who can…

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Joe Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2017)

When is Joe Harris going to score 20 points in the NBA? I’ve got the biggest case of blue balls ever right now, except instead of sexual frustration it’s Joe Harris never scoring 20 points frustration. I thought for sure he was gonna do it tonight, he had SO MUCH TIME to get the few…

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Joe Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2017)

Mocking LeBron James with “playmaker” jokes is somewhat played out now, but don’t you think LeBron wishes he still had Ol’ Joe Harris on his roster? There’s very little to suggest that Harris has ever been, or will ever be, the kind of guy who gets high assist totals, but he’s the kind of cheap…

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Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Last time Joe Harris scored 19, I compared him to a bigger Jimmer Fredette. That was stupid of me, though, in my defense, my thought patterns had been drastically altered by the overclocked microwave in my kitchen. That baby can heat Hot Pockets in 10 seconds, but it also emits a LOT of radiation. My…

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Joe Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

It turns out that Joe Harris is actually a decent scorer. He doesn’t do anything else (assists and rebounds are practically nonexistent for him, and who knows if he plays defense because I don’t care whether or not he does), but he’s shooting efficiently this year and it seems like I every time I see…

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Joe Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)

“I finally did it,” I whisper into the serene silence of the room of my house where all my highlight mastery takes place. “All these years, toiling, slaving, it has all culminated in this one moment.” I close my eyes and savor the feeling of success, the feeling of ultimate triumph. My cat, Japurri Purrker,…

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Joe Harris Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)

I just had a total brainwave: get ready for mindscape-altering revelations: this time with extra colons: revenge of the colon: Joe Harris is what Jimmer Fredette would be if Jimmer was bigger. Wow, I just looked at that, and it’s actually pretty stupid. Dammit. I thought I was having some sort of realization on the…

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Joe Harris 16 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

The Nets are going to be so, SO bad this year. How can they not be? Their roster is the most insane collection of players I have ever seen. A couple legit vets (Lin, Lopez), a couple non-legit vets (Scola, Booker, Vasquez), okay young talent (Bogdanovic, actually I just looked it up and he’s like…

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Joe Harris 13 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (12/30/2014)

It is official: the Hawks have the worst camera angles in all of sports. What the heck is going on during Joe Harris’ first shot? It’s like some art-school dropout got a hold of the clips of the game and just mashed them together in an arty way. It’s going to seriously hamper your enjoyment…

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