Joe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Joe Harris isn’t quite the shooter this year that he was last year, but I’m not going to be too hard on him given that his three-point percentage last season (47.4%, holy balls) was way too high of a bar that he set for himself. His 40% three-point shooting this season looks like garbage in…

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Joe Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

It literally just occurred to me that Joe Harris and Kyrie Irving were already teammates back in Cleveland. It’s easy to forget that Harris has played anywhere besides Brooklyn, because his 2-year stint with the Cavaliers was completely forgettable: 51 games, 2.7 ppg his first year, 5 games, 0.6 ppg his second year. It was…

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Joe Harris 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2019)

Joe Harris didn’t always sleep straight through the night, so he wasn’t surprised when his eyes opened after a dream about ice cream sundaes. Ruing the fact that, in the dream, the delicious-looking sundae had remained forever out of his grasp, He turned his head to look at the clock on his nightstand, but now…

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Joe Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

Since I’m out of inspiration for video descriptions right now, I looked up Joe Harris’ hometown of Chelan, Washington to see if inspiration would strike me. Sometimes inspiration can come from weird places, like Wikipedia articles or Google Maps street view. And if inspiration doesn’t strike, well, I have a proven track record of writing…

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Joe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Last season, Joe Harris had the highest three-point percentage among players who attempted at least 100 threes, at 47.4%. And it’s not like he squeaked in under the cutoff either. He attempted 386 three-pointers that season. To combine that volume with that accuracy is pretty much totally nuts and nigh-unbelievable. If you raise the cutoff…

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Joe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)

Attention basketball-reference: I love your stats, you’re a big help in righting these descriptions, but there is no way in diddly poodle-poo that Joe Harris’ nickname is “Beef Jerky Joe”. You just made that up, didn’t you? What does beef jerky even have to do with anything? It’s a totally nonsensical nickname that literally NO…

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Joe Harris 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2019)

Joe Harris is basically the same player he was last year. Same insane three-point percentage, same scoring, slightly fewer assists (before tonight, that is), same meager rebounding, nearly the same playing time. It’s actually rare to see a player be so consistent year-over-year. But if he’s just as good as he was last season, why…

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Joe Harris All 183 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

When I rewatch this video, I get happy, but then I also get sad a little bit. Actually, I get sad a lot bit. It’s not the video’s fault. Just want to make that clear. If you’re thinking “gee I kinda wanted to see Joe Harris hit a bunch of threes but if it’s gonna…

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Joe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Joe Harris, at this extremely late point in the season, is still shooting almost 47 percent from deep, best in the league. My hopes of him shooting 50 percent are pretty much over, because he STUPIDLY went 1-6 in the game before this (what a dumb-butt), but I still can hope that he’ll finish the…

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Joe Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2019)

I haven’t had a chance to congratulate Joe Harris on his exciting three-point contest victory during All-Star weekend. He’s been too busy enjoying the perks of being a three-point champion (hot women, international fame, money, etc.) to have a performance worthy of my channel. And now it’s been so long, I can’t really remember the…

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