Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Everybody knows that Joe Ingles has a wife. He has a wife and she’s pretty cute. Not crazy hot like a supermodel, but cute in a sporty way. All of those are well-established facts which cannot be disputed. My question is, does Ingles have a best friend who’s a dude? And if he doesn’t, how…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Joe Ingles AKA Jinglin’ Joe AKA Sloppy Joe AKA Slo-mo Joe AKA Outback LeBron must be a tough player to play against. He doesn’t look like he should be able to school you, but then he does, even though he looks like he should be teaching geography to middle schoolers. And then he talks about…

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Joe Ingles 11 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

I think I’d heard this stat before, but since the ESPN commentators repeated it, I’ll re-repeat it for you: it’s been 11 years since the last regular-season triple-double by a Jazzman, and the last one to do it was… Carlos Boozer! If you’re thinking “I swear Ricky Rubio got one for the Jazz”, you’re right,…

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Joe Ingles 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

This highlight video is made noticeably worse by the amount of times that Reggie Miller has over-the-top reactions to plays made by Joe “The Aushole” Ingles and his teammates. Commentary, when executed correctly, can elevate a highlight video by providing a crescendo of excitement. Normally, I find it does nothing other than fill in the…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

Since people (read: Australians who have a constitutional mandate in their countries’ founding legal framework that says they have to watch one or more Joe Ingles highlight videos per day) aren’t watching as many Joe Ingles highlights as they should, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I booked a flight to Sydney,…

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Joe Ingles 15 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER to Australian viewers of my videos: there is a constitutional mandate in your home country of Australia which requires you to watch at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video for day. Even on days when Joe Ingles has not played a game. You have to go on YouTube (or another video-sharing…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

Here’s a thought experiment for you: is it possibly to like Joe Ingles as a player, but not have that fondness tainted by ironic undertones? I would posit that it is not possible to unironically like Joe Ingles. Due to his physical profile, any positive feelings felt towards him will be biased by his flabby…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2018)

I think Joe Ingles spoiled us all by shooting 44% from deep over the past two seasons. This season, he’s shooting 39%, which is pretty good, but it just seems terrible compared to the last two seasons. When it comes to Jinglin’ Joe, I expect a three-point percentage that starts with a four. Any NBA…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

View counts on my recent Joe Ingles highlight videos have been adequate, but they should be higher. Need I remind the fine citizens of Australia that there is a law in your land that mandates the viewing of at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video per day? This video is the perfect one to…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

Was anyone else getting some serious Jesus of Nazareth vibes from this performance by Joe Ingles? I don’t know about you, but while watching the game after his return, it really felt like a Galilean Israelite from around 30 A.D. was walking around on the court, getting buckets. Well, bucket. He only hit the one…

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