Joe Ingles 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

Let me again express wonderment at the fact that Joe Ingles AKA Jingles AKA Jinglin’ Joe AKA Slo-mo Joe AKA Sloppy Joe is not only an NBA player, but a valued contributor getting paid hella stacks. When I look at his flabby body, balding head, and pasty whiteness, it just doesn’t reconcile with what I…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

Joe “The Trevally from Happy Valley” Ingles pretty much put on a show tonight. Stepback threes, a shoulder check from Steven Adams, regular threes, a bunch of trash talk directed at rookie Terrance Ferguson for some reason (not a good look to trash talk a rookie, my man), and an ankle breaker. Aren’t you hyped?…

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Joe Ingles 8 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2017)

“Joe…Joe…” Gordon Hayward croaked. “What’s up man?” Joe Ingles replied, raising his eyebrows at Gordon, who was lying on the floor of the locker room wrapped in towels like a mummy. “I’m not gonna make it,” Gordon said weakly, his eyes closed and his face pale. “It’s over for me. I’m done.” Joe chuckled. “Man,…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

If you lined up every player in the NBA and asked random people off the street to pick the one guy who wasn’t actually an NBA player, 99% of people would pick Joe Ingles as the impostor. The other 1% would pick Tyler Ulis. But most people would look at The Big Didgeridoo’s flabby arms,…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

Jinglin’ Joe Ingles AKA “Slow Joe” AKA “Sloppy Joe” AKA “The Big Didgeridoo” had four assists and four steals to go with his eighteen points, but I didn’t feel like showing them. First, four assists is simply not enough. Second, I never show steals on purpose unless it’s Marcus Smart getting eight of them so…

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Joe Ingles Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2016)

I’m sick and tired of people hating on Joe Ingles. It’s disgusting, the things people are saying about him. The current catchphrase of NBA fandom must be “Joe Ingles is a bitch” by this point, because of how ubiquitous that phrase is. So what if he wants to win a ring? Is that a crime…

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Joe Ingles 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2016)

It is time for Joe Ingles to impart some of his Australian wisdom on Dante Exum. The most important topic for the wisdom to cover would be “how to play effective basketball despite being a crappy player”. There is no reason that Jinglin’ Joe should be in the league. None. He is the perfect person…

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Joe Ingles Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)

The more things change, the more they stay the same. We have a whole new NBA season with all the unexpectedness that implies, yet Joe Ingles remains still the least-NBA-looking player of any player in the NBA. Check out Jinglin’ Joe’s drives to the basket in this game. How did those even work? He was…

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Joe Ingles 15 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/17/2016)

Is there any player in the NBA who looks less like an NBA player than Joe Ingles? There probably are a few who are just as hangdog and flabby, but it really struck me while making this vid that Jinglin’ Joe looks like that barely-mobile fat dude at the Y, at least compared to the…

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Joe Ingles 14 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

Joe “No Habla” Ingles is indisputably the most hangdog-looking player in the NBA. From the perpetual circles under his eyes, to his diminished hair coverage, to his flabby, droopy cheeks, to the everpresent beginnings of a very ugly neckbeard on the underside of his chin, one has to wonder if there’s a reason Australia no…

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