Joe Ingles All 204 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Three-ilation Part II)

Joe followed behind Elon as they walked to other side of the rocket. The tour group was dispersing, but Donovan, after some uncertainty about where he should go, followed his teammate. “I’m serious, mate, I’m not trained for this,” Joe said. “This is seriously the first I’m finding out about my supposed trip to Mars.”…

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Joe Ingles All 204 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Three-ilation Part I)

Joe Ingles walked through the halls of the SpaceX launch facility with an expression of awe on his face. “How’d you know I wanted to tour this place, mate?” he whispered to his companion, trying to keep his voice low out of respect for the tour guide. Donovan Mitchell shrugged his shoulders. “Well, for starters,…

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Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (5/2/2018)

Gordon Hayward turned a lot of heads by not re-signing with the Utah Jazz, a betrayal of his buddy Joe “Sloppy Joe” “The Trevally from Happy Valley” “Slow-mo Joe” “Jingle Balls” “Jinglin’ Joe” Ingles. But he made his choice, and now their paths have diverged. Looking back at things a year later, can we tell…

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Joe Ingles 20 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2018)

I would love to say that Joe Ingles made Paul George into his personal bitchboy and buttslave last night, however, that is not quite the case. Ingles scored 20 points, a respectable total, and he did have some words to say to George throughout the game (“I just hit another one ya cunt”), but George…

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Joe Ingles 21 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

We currently live on a planet where a player with the physical profile of a flabby 40-year-old dad is top ten in the NBA in three-point makes for a season. Remember, we’re talking about the NBA here. You know, the best basketball league in the world. I fully expect a Joe Ingles-type player could be…

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Joe Ingles 22 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Click. Click click. CLICK. Clickclick. ClickclickclickCLICKclickCLICKCLICKclick. Click. Hear that? That’s the sound of the Utah Jazz CLICKING right now. Clicking HARD and FAST. Joe Ingles is clicking with Rudy Gobert. Donovan Mitchell is clicking with Joe Ingles. Ricky Rubio is clicking with Jae Crowder. Ekpe Udoh is clicking with the bench. Everyone is clicking right…

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Joe Ingles 17 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Joe Ingles is so frickin’ good. I can’t believe it. He’s been balling hard all season, even though he looks like the exact opposite of what an NBA player should look like. I don’t feel like people are noticing enough how good he is. He was, for lack of a better term, maybe a bit…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

If this video taught me anything, it’s that Dante Exum is not injured anymore and is able to score buckets in an NBA setting. Somehow I missed his return, but it’s all good now, because he’s back and ready to hook up (not in that way you PERV) with Joe Ingles for that sweet Aussie…

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Joe Ingles 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

Unlike past Joe Ingles videos, which were deficient in the amount of jingling contained in their runtime, I have determined that this video contains adequate amounts of jingling. A player with the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe” is obligated by social norms to provide jingles, and in this case, the jingles were definitely provided. The video evidence…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Once again Joe Ingles has a huge first half, then follows it up with a scant few bits and bobs in the second half to end up with a good statistical performance, but not a GREAT one. Does anyone here want to witness goodness? No! We want to witness greatness, and what Ingles has done…

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