Joe Ingles 17 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

People really need to start using my “Sloppy Joe” nickname for Joe Ingles. I know he has a bunch of other nicknames, and some of them are pretty good. But mine is the best. It’s just so good. Look at that thumbnail. “Sloppy Joe” perfectly describes that thumbnail, and it’s not like he ever looks…

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Joe Ingles 16 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2017)

I feel for my Australian brothers. NBA games that happen at normal times here in the states are at weird times over there, plus everything costs more because they’re on an island (they tell you it’s a continent but they’re wrong), plus the government censors the internet so I’m not even sure if they get…

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Joe Ingles 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

When I tuned in to the Bucks-Jazz game at first I thought I had entered some kind of time warp, because it looked like we were playing the Pacers. I was getting ready to call all the newspapers and tell them that I was a time traveler and that they should interview me, but then…

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Joe Ingles 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

Let me again express wonderment at the fact that Joe Ingles AKA Jingles AKA Jinglin’ Joe AKA Slo-mo Joe AKA Sloppy Joe is not only an NBA player, but a valued contributor getting paid hella stacks. When I look at his flabby body, balding head, and pasty whiteness, it just doesn’t reconcile with what I…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

Joe “The Trevally from Happy Valley” Ingles pretty much put on a show tonight. Stepback threes, a shoulder check from Steven Adams, regular threes, a bunch of trash talk directed at rookie Terrance Ferguson for some reason (not a good look to trash talk a rookie, my man), and an ankle breaker. Aren’t you hyped?…

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Joe Ingles 8 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2017)

“Joe…Joe…” Gordon Hayward croaked. “What’s up man?” Joe Ingles replied, raising his eyebrows at Gordon, who was lying on the floor of the locker room wrapped in towels like a mummy. “I’m not gonna make it,” Gordon said weakly, his eyes closed and his face pale. “It’s over for me. I’m done.” Joe chuckled. “Man,…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

If you lined up every player in the NBA and asked random people off the street to pick the one guy who wasn’t actually an NBA player, 99% of people would pick Joe Ingles as the impostor. The other 1% would pick Tyler Ulis. But most people would look at The Big Didgeridoo’s flabby arms,…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

Jinglin’ Joe Ingles AKA “Slow Joe” AKA “Sloppy Joe” AKA “The Big Didgeridoo” had four assists and four steals to go with his eighteen points, but I didn’t feel like showing them. First, four assists is simply not enough. Second, I never show steals on purpose unless it’s Marcus Smart getting eight of them so…

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Joe Ingles Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2016)

I’m sick and tired of people hating on Joe Ingles. It’s disgusting, the things people are saying about him. The current catchphrase of NBA fandom must be “Joe Ingles is a bitch” by this point, because of how ubiquitous that phrase is. So what if he wants to win a ring? Is that a crime…

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Joe Ingles 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2016)

It is time for Joe Ingles to impart some of his Australian wisdom on Dante Exum. The most important topic for the wisdom to cover would be “how to play effective basketball despite being a crappy player”. There is no reason that Jinglin’ Joe should be in the league. None. He is the perfect person…

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