Joe Ingles Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)

The more things change, the more they stay the same. We have a whole new NBA season with all the unexpectedness that implies, yet Joe Ingles remains still the least-NBA-looking player of any player in the NBA. Check out Jinglin’ Joe’s drives to the basket in this game. How did those even work? He was…

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Joe Ingles 15 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/17/2016)

Is there any player in the NBA who looks less like an NBA player than Joe Ingles? There probably are a few who are just as hangdog and flabby, but it really struck me while making this vid that Jinglin’ Joe looks like that barely-mobile fat dude at the Y, at least compared to the…

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Joe Ingles 14 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

Joe “No Habla” Ingles is indisputably the most hangdog-looking player in the NBA. From the perpetual circles under his eyes, to his diminished hair coverage, to his flabby, droopy cheeks, to the everpresent beginnings of a very ugly neckbeard on the underside of his chin, one has to wonder if there’s a reason Australia no…

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Joe Ingles Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2015)

The ROY race has suddenly become a lot closer as a previously forgotten foreigner casts his hat in the ring, ready to challenge the favorite, Andrew Wiggins. Take a look at these stats: Joe Ingles average (last 1 game): 18 points Andrew Wiggins average (last 70 games): 16 points These aren’t even advanced stats we’re…

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Joe Ingles 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2015)

One of the Jazz commentators mentioned a nickname for Joe Ingles that I had not yet heard: Slow Joe. Talk about lame. I can definitely improve upon that sad excuse for a moniker. Brace yourselves. “Slowppy Joe” Hell yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Let me walk you through the layers of this cunning creation….

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Joe Ingles 13 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)

I tried to get these highlights done during the halftime of the currently ongoing Bucks-Clippers game. Didn’t quite work, and now I have to write a description while trying to watch a live game in progress. How will this work?I know! Live-blogging my thoughts as the game goes along. Here we go! Come on Zaza,…

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Joe Ingles 11 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2014)

Terrified denizens ran through the streets of downtown Chicago. Some ran, not knowing what they were running from, but hearing the sounds of destruction from a few blocks away. Others, who had already seen the creature, ran with renewed haste, as they knew that they did not want to ever see it again. More screams…

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Joe Ingles 10 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2014)

Thanks to YouTube Analytics, I can see the country-by-country viewership breakdown of every video I make. Rarely am I surprised by its findings: Australians love Andrew Bogut. Mexicans love Gustavo Ayon. Germans love Dënniß ßchrööder. Bosnians love Mirza Teletovic. The Taiwanese love Amar’e Stoudemire. Okay, that last one is a little weird. But the others…

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