John Collins 29 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Hawks commentator Dominique Wilkins implored his team to get John Collins the ball more a bunch of times just in the parts of the game that are shown in the video. I wonder how many more times he said it that we missed. Probably every possession where Collins didn’t touch the rock. I would guess…

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John Collins Career High 30 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (12/8/2018)

Here’s what I wrote when John Collins scored 24 points 2 games ago: “I’m willing to bet on the inevitability of a John Collins thirty-pointer if there is anybody out there stupid enough to take the other end of the bet. The terms are simple: John Collins. Thirty points. By the end of the season….

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John Collins Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)

DownToBuck is facing a trifecta of issues right now that may affect highlight uploadment tonight. The universe is conspiring against him and his agenda to free the role-players of the NBA from the cloaking blanket of obscurity by shining spotlights in their direction. Issue one: the people ahead of me in the drive through at…

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John Collins 24 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)

This was a career high for John “The Baptist” Collins, but I didn’t bother to note the fact in the title of this video. Why? Because I am convinced that, by the time this season is over, he will have scored thirty points in a single contest, making 24 points seem like worthless, unnotable garbage…

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John Collins 19 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

You can tell that Hawks commentator Dominique Wilkins is a little bit agitated with John Collins’ role on the team. Multiple times in this video he opines that Collins needs more touches and needs to be emphasized more in the offense overall. The impact of that statement isn’t as hard-hitting given that Collins was tied…

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John Collins 23 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

Unstoppable force versus immovable object: can the Hawks’ tank, which never lets them win a game, be stopped by the Hornets’ total inability to win close games? We found out our answer tonight: the Hornets’ end-of-game brick stopped the Hawks’ tank dead in its tracks. Oh well, Hawks. Better luck next time. The Hawks could’ve…

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John Collins 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

Now that John Collins is back, the Hawks can start trying to win some games here. He was one of their best players last season, a nice surprise with the 21st pick, and even with the injury he had a whole offseason to get better. I’m being sarcastic (the Hawks definitely don’t want to win…

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John Collins All 121 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“You remember the plan?” John Collins said into his walkie talkie. “I told you a hundred times, I remember the goddamn plan,” said the voice of Kent Bazemore, a voice which hissed with interference thanks to the cheap communications hardware that John had shelled out for. “You’re getting a big head here and I don’t…

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John Collins 19 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

I wish my mom would give me encouragement in my endeavors. Seeing John Collins’ mother cheering her son on arose within me some weird (no, not in that way you perv) emotions. Sadness. Confusion. Regret. The only thing she knows about my internet activities is that I tried to be an Instagram model for a…

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