John Henson Career High 28 Points/16 Rebounds (4/17/2013)

How do you know when a player is really good? When the opposing commentators can’t stop talking about him. Of course, the home commentators can never shut up about “potential this” and “upside that” and “blah blah blah hustle”, but the opposing broadcast crew has no bias towards any team except their own. They will…

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John Henson 17 Points/25 Rebounds/7 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2013)

Look at the stat line. JESUS. Those are Olajuwon-esque numbers right there. Surely only a player of elite caliber would be able to dominate a game so thoroughly. Someone like Dwight Howard or Tim Duncan. Or John Henson. Yeah, pretty messed up, isn’t it? You can add this guy to the “dudes who are raw…

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John Henson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2013)

John “Concentration Camp” Henson offers a glimpse into the life of a power forward with no power. I don’t know if there is a skinnier big man in the league. So what does he do? He uses a bunch of funky-looking hooks and floaters to score. Some say that he needs to bulk up a…

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John Henson 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2013)

John “Inspector Gadget” Henson hasn’t gotten to play much this season. This is a total mystery to me considering how he apparently enters “beast mode” the instant his sneaker touches the court. The only explanation is that he is somehow behaving badly off the court. Possible infractions he’s committed: artificially enhancing his leaping ability using…

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John Henson 10 points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/14/2012)

Ten points and two blocks in less than eight minutes. Sounds like an end-of-bench player got let loose in the fourth quarter again! What we see here is John Henson exerting his style all over the scrubtastic Pacer’s cleanup crew, heaving the rock eight times (connecting with net five times) and imposing his will on…

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