Jonathon Simmons 22 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)

Jonathon Simmons was on his knees next to his hotel bed, eyes closed and hands pressed together in prayer. “Please Lord, I don’t know what the purpose of these trials are, but give me guidance in this time of doubt,” he mumbled to the empty room. All of a sudden, as in response to this…

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Jonathon Simmons 18 Points Full Highlights (5/11/2017)

Jonathon Simmons: Better than James Harden? Let’s take a look at the facts: POINTS: Simmons scored 18 points in this game. Harden scored 10 (LOL [lots of laughs]). ADVANTAGE: Simmons DEFENSE: Simmons plays defense. Harden doesn’t. ADVANTAGE: Simmons PASSING: Simmons had four assists. Harden had seven. But Harden’s assists were just a product of him…

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Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)

Jonathon Simmons highlight videos just aren’t the same if they don’t feature the San Antonio commentators. The excitement of Simmons’ drives to the hoop is made less exciting by the absence of that one guy yelling “OH MAMA…the JUICE!!!!” while the other guy chuckles uncontrollably like he smoked a huge doobie before the game. I…

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Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

Every time I see Jonathon Simmons on the court it reminds of how we were all robbed of a whole year of exciting action from Ben Simmons. I can’t help it. Seeing the name “Simmons” on the back of a jersey, it doesn’t even matter what color, I get all riled up. Making this vid…

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Jonathon Simmons 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)

Frankly, I would reserve the nickname “The Juice” for a player who is obviously using steroids. It’s like calling a player “The ‘Roid” or “Gym Candy”. I don’t know what it refers to in Simmons’ case since it doesn’t seem to me like he’s using steroids, but whatever it’s a reference to (perhaps his love…

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Jonathon Simmons 19 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)

This is the first time in my nearly half-decade of highlight making that I have heard the word “naughty” used to reference a slam dunk. And I sincerely hope it is the last. “Naughty” is a word that has no place being uttered inside a place of basketball. That’s a word reserved for two things:…

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Jonathon Simmons 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/26/2016)

Idea for a new end-of-season video: a missed-dunkilation. It would be like my dunks of the year video, except instead of the dunks going in the rim the dunks would not go in the rim. Taking the dunkilation concept and turning it on it’s frickin’ head, all topsy-turvy up in here. Yet to be determined…

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Jonathon Simmons Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)

When Jonathon Simmons was led, blindfolded, to a secret subterranean dungeon underneath the AT&T Center, he was fairly sure that he had been kidnapped by terrorists, even when the man leading him repeatedly stated that he was one of the assistant coaches. But then, the blindfold was taken off. In the dimness of the torchlit…

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Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2016)

This doesn’t have much to do with Jonathon Simmons, but does anyone else think that the Spurs have a good shot to beat the Warriors in the playoffs (assuming they meet)? Not just a good shot, but like over a 50 percent chance of winning a series? There are other people out there who share…

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Jonathon Simmons 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2016)

Jonathon Simmons is one of the winners of this year’s “Which random player will the Spurs keep on the end of their bench?” lottery, after having picked four of the five winning numbers correctly. Rasual Butler was the grand prize winner, with the selections of 5, 14, 25, 62, and 63. DownToBuck picked none of…

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