Jonathon Simmons Career High 35 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

I’m not even mad that Jonathon Simmons totally went off on the Bucks, leading his team to an upset victory. I should be, and I’m sure a lot of Bucks fans are, but I’m just… blank. I’m not going to say I knew this was going to happen, but it certainly seemed like something that…

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Jonathon Simmons 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

This highlight video has a number of things going against it. I will list those things for you now so you can see how tormented my life truly is: 1. There are too many free throws. Jonathon Simmons made more free throws (8) than he made field goals (7). Every time this happens, another fragment…

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Jonathon Simmons 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Are there even any Magic fans willing to watch highlight videos still out there? Maybe there’d be a few who’d watch, like, a Jonathan Isaac showcase, but there’s no way any of them can dredge up enough care to sit through a whole Jonathon Simmons video. Same with Gordon, and Fournier, and Vucevic. All those…

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Jonathon Simmons Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Blow it up. Tear it down. The Cavaliers are finished. How can a team led by LeBron lose by 18 after being up by almost that amount to a team that can barely lace its own sneakers? They lost to a dude who is only in the league because of a D-League tryout. They got…

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Jonathon Simmons 23 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Jonathon Simmons has been in a pretty gnarly slump recently, which may have come to an end tonight, but I don’t think anyone has noticed because the Magic weren’t winning before the slump and they definitely aren’t winning during it. It’s just kind of expected on bad teams that their individual players will go through…

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Jonathon Simmons 22 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Out of all the players you could blame for the Magic having a tragic 11-22 record, Jonathon Simmons is the one who you should blame the least. I thought the contract he got was kind of an overpay, but he came in and showed that he doesn’t need the Spurs’ system to be successful. Here’s…

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Jonathon Simmons 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/17/2017)

There aren’t a ton of people in the NBA that have made more shots than Jonathon Simmons this season. Only 41. I don’t normally think “bucket getter” when I think about Simmons, maybe you do, and that’s your right as a free American citizen (if you are not American then please stop watching my videos…

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Jonathon Simmons Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Jonathon Simmons is no longer a young, exciting developmental project for the San Antonio Spurs. With his trade to the Orlando Magic, he arrived a finished product, a guy who will still get better but not by leaps and bounds, not by the amount he did just by going to a team that will give…

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Jonathon Simmons 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I was among those who overreacted to the Magic’s hot start to the season. I thought that this was the year they finally put it together, not forming a contender but at least a low-seeded playoff team. It would only be fitting that, after so many years of thinking they would be good but weren’t,…

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Jonathon Simmons 21 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Jonathon Simmons has continued to play solid basketball even during the Magic’s interminable losing streak, which now stands at nine games. My hypothesis that Simmons would struggle on a team without as friendly a system as the Spurs continues to get proven wrong. Sure, Simmons doesn’t really accumulate stats other than the scoring kind of…

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