Jordan Clarkson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

Is Jordan Clarkson legit the best player on the Lakers? That team is so bereft of quality players that he might be. -Kobe Bryant: old, decrepit, broken-down, and done. Shooting 33% from the field. 20% from three on seven attempts per game. In terms of win production, it’s not close between him and Clarkson -Roy…

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Jordan Clarkson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

You want to hear something trippy? The third most popular video all-time on my channel is a video of Jordan Clarkson scoring thirty points; it has 380,000 views at the time of this writing. That’s a lot of Filipinos! When you’re not making Durant and LeBron videos you have to take the successes where you…

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Jordan Clarkson 22 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2015)

Sitting at his kitchen table, Jordan Clarkson stared at the pile of unopened fan mail. “Honey, I know you always tell me that I should be grateful for my fans, but this is ridiculous.” Jordan’s girlfriend, who was busy making omelets, responded, “I do tell you that, but that doesn’t mean you have to open…

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Jordan Clarkson 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2015)

Jordan Clarkson lingered in the locker room after the game. The off-season was fast approaching for him and his teammates, and he wanted to enjoy the postgame atmosphere for a little while longer. He closed his eyes as he relaxed in front of his locker, contemplating all that he had accomplished this year, as well…

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Jordan Clarkson 26 Points/11 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

How do these Jordan Clarkson videos keep coming out so lengthy? I swear I set my brevity mode as high it would go and this vid is still way over four minutes. The game-winner really adds a bunch, but this has happened before. God damn it. I don’t even like Clarkson anymore. I think I’m…

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Jordan Clarkson 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2015)

Good work, Lakers’ front office! Grabbing a player as productive as Jordan Clarkson out of the second round will only hasten your rebuild. When Kevin Love comes to town after this year is over, he will certainly enjoy playing with Clarkson. Russell Westbrook will as well, the year after that. Imagine if you didn’t have…

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Jordan Clarkson Career High 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2015)

Why does the NBA always tempt me with Warriors games during my prime highlight making time? Don’t give me that whole time-zones sci-fi mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know why I must choose between delivering primo content and watching Curry splash a bunch of threes. In English, please. Jordan Clarkson scoring 30 is pretty cool,…

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Jordan Clarkson 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

Jordan Clarkson wins this year’s “Nate Wolters Award for Excellence in the Face of Being a Second Round Pick Forced Into a Bad Situation Because of Injuries”. Congratulations Jordan! You receive nothing, unless you consider the above title “something”. I don’t. We can look back and wonder why every team in the first round of…

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Jordan Clarkson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2015)

Do not try to atone for your blatant racism by watching this video. It is too late. You have already been outed as a huge proponent of inequality based on one’s ethnic background. The viewing of these highlights will do nothing to repair your tattered reputation. Not only are you racist, but it turns out…

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