Jordan Clarkson 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2015)

Jordan Clarkson lingered in the locker room after the game. The off-season was fast approaching for him and his teammates, and he wanted to enjoy the postgame atmosphere for a little while longer. He closed his eyes as he relaxed in front of his locker, contemplating all that he had accomplished this year, as well…

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Jordan Clarkson 26 Points/11 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

How do these Jordan Clarkson videos keep coming out so lengthy? I swear I set my brevity mode as high it would go and this vid is still way over four minutes. The game-winner really adds a bunch, but this has happened before. God damn it. I don’t even like Clarkson anymore. I think I’m…

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Jordan Clarkson 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2015)

Good work, Lakers’ front office! Grabbing a player as productive as Jordan Clarkson out of the second round will only hasten your rebuild. When Kevin Love comes to town after this year is over, he will certainly enjoy playing with Clarkson. Russell Westbrook will as well, the year after that. Imagine if you didn’t have…

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Jordan Clarkson Career High 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2015)

Why does the NBA always tempt me with Warriors games during my prime highlight making time? Don’t give me that whole time-zones sci-fi mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know why I must choose between delivering primo content and watching Curry splash a bunch of threes. In English, please. Jordan Clarkson scoring 30 is pretty cool,…

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Jordan Clarkson 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

Jordan Clarkson wins this year’s “Nate Wolters Award for Excellence in the Face of Being a Second Round Pick Forced Into a Bad Situation Because of Injuries”. Congratulations Jordan! You receive nothing, unless you consider the above title “something”. I don’t. We can look back and wonder why every team in the first round of…

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Jordan Clarkson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2015)

Do not try to atone for your blatant racism by watching this video. It is too late. You have already been outed as a huge proponent of inequality based on one’s ethnic background. The viewing of these highlights will do nothing to repair your tattered reputation. Not only are you racist, but it turns out…

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Jordan Clarkson 18 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2015)

Thanks to the National Security Administration, I have in my possession detailed logs from every time Jordan Clarkson accessed google.com. After removing extraneous timestamp, connection, and user agent information, I have a 200-page file of all of Clarkson’s search queries in the past month. Here is a chronological sample presented without edit: -“How to look…

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Jordan Clarkson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2015)

NBA commentators and fans alike often refer to rookie players as “kids”. This is kind of weird to me, when often these “kids” are gigantic hulking behemoths with pronounced musculature and crappy facial hair. Have you ever seen a kid who resembles Nikola Mirotic even a little bit? Don’t answer that. In some cases, though,…

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Jordan Clarkson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2015)

Jordan Clarkson seems like the perfect kind of rookie for the Lakers. He’s not especially young (though he looks like he’s about 14 or 15) for a first-year player, so he’s a little more polished as a scorer. The Lakers don’t need some total neophyte project in the second round. They need somebody who can…

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