Jordan Clarkson 18 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2015)

Thanks to the National Security Administration, I have in my possession detailed logs from every time Jordan Clarkson accessed google.com. After removing extraneous timestamp, connection, and user agent information, I have a 200-page file of all of Clarkson’s search queries in the past month. Here is a chronological sample presented without edit: -“How to look…

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Jordan Clarkson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2015)

NBA commentators and fans alike often refer to rookie players as “kids”. This is kind of weird to me, when often these “kids” are gigantic hulking behemoths with pronounced musculature and crappy facial hair. Have you ever seen a kid who resembles Nikola Mirotic even a little bit? Don’t answer that. In some cases, though,…

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Jordan Clarkson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2015)

Jordan Clarkson seems like the perfect kind of rookie for the Lakers. He’s not especially young (though he looks like he’s about 14 or 15) for a first-year player, so he’s a little more polished as a scorer. The Lakers don’t need some total neophyte project in the second round. They need somebody who can…

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