Jordan Crawford 21 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

Looking at Jordan “Instant Grits” Crawford’s game logs this year is a real trip: this dude just came in with his bucket of buckets and started spraying them everywhere the Pelicans went. From D-League to NBA without breaking a sweat, shooting the same shots and causing the same disbelieving groans from opposing fans. He’d better…

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Jordan Crawford 20 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

Now THIS is the kind of one-dimensional iso chucking that I expect from Jordan Crawford. 10 of 16 on mostly midrange jumpers where he dribbled around for a bunch, only one free-throw drawn (and missed), and a couple assists that didn’t even come close to making up for his tunnel vision. This is the kind…

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Jordan Crawford 22 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

First off, whose idea was it to put Pelicans owner Tom Benson on the broadcast? Not to make light of whatever condition he may have, but he’s not all there. That was poor decision-making all around. It just makes people sad. I’m sad now because of it, and these 22 points by Jordan Crawford are…

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Jordan Crawford 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

If you look closely at the thumbnail, it kind of looks like Jordan Crawford has two mouths. What, you want more of a description than that? Too bad, broseph. That thumbnail is description enough. There’s a reason that I make the thumbnails; because they are a part of the art I’m creating. These descriptions are…

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Jordan Crawford 19 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (3/6/2017)

Last time we heard from Jordan Crawford (in the regular season), he was dropping 41 points for the Warriors in the final contest of the 2013-14 season. He’s always been a maniacal chucker, and that game was the ultimate realization of his chuckiness. There was no turning back after that; either a team would give…

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Jordan Crawford 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/1/2014)

Sometimes I yearn for the old days. The days when Jordan Crawford had his own crappy team where he got to swag it up and do all the crazy stuff he wanted, pretending he was Kobe. His more recent role of coming off the bench for a scoring punch isn’t as fun. The NBA isn’t…

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Jordan Crawford 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2014)

Jordan Crawford will forever be that guy who thinks he’s better than Michael Jordan. However, I feel that Crawford is misrepresented when people talk about what he said. Here’s the quote: “I don’t tell nobody, but I feel like I can be better than Michael Jordan.” This doesn’t mean that he is better than Michael…

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Jordan Crawford 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/3/2013)

Has Jordan Crawford finally turned the corner? There was a period of time when he was one of the worst players in the league, but this year…he might actually be above average. All the difficult, ill-advised shots he takes are going in this year. As much as I would enjoy tearing him a new one,…

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Jordan Crawford 16 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2013)

There are players in the NBA who are described as “playing the game the right way”. Which leads to the question, who plays the game the wrong way? Don’t worry, I have the answer. Jordan Crawford. Whatever “playing the right way” means, it certainly isn’t chucking like a maniac and getting techs for yelling “and-one”….

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Jordan Crawford 26 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2012)

Jordan Crawford is one of the worst types of players you can have on your team: the guy whose points-per-game output is equivalent to their field-goal-attempts-per-game output. Taking into account three-pointers and free throws, you usually have to shoot below 40% to achieve this unwanted accolade. In this horrid, unwatchable 77-70 win for the Wiz,…

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