Juan Hernangomez 25 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)

It’s official: that “Want’cho (homonym of ‘Juancho’) three? Got’cho three!” thing that Nuggets commentator Chris Marlowe says is totally played out. It’s over. Done. No need to say it anymore. It was cool for maybe the first 1.5 times it was said, but it’s gotten to the point now where I just want to punch…

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Juan Hernangomez 23 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

Last year was not a good year for Juan Hernangomez. I don’t know what happened, but Michael Malone decided that he wasn’t going to play, so he didn’t play. He was inactive for huge chunks of the season. The most telling stat the illustrated his not-goodness: he appeared in part 4 (of 4) of my…

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Juan Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

Are Juan and Willy Hernangomez already the best Spanish brother duo in the NBA? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Juan and Willy are young. Marc and Pau are old. -Combined, the Hernangomezes are averaging twelve points per game. Combined, the Gasol brothers are only averaging seven assists per game. Twelve is more then…

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Juan Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2017)

I think I’m going to die if I hear “Juancho Three? Gotcho Three!” even one more time. That means I can’t rewatch this pretty-okay Juan Hernangomez vid, but that’s okay. I prefer living over pretty much anything else that I can do. “Juancho Three? Gotcho Three!” It looks stupider typed out like that, which is…

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Juan Hernangomez Career High 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2017)

This season just keeps getting crazier and crazier. I can’t handle it. Am I supposed to believe that the Nuggets, missing a bunch of good players, just tied the NBA record for most threes in a single game with 24? I consider myself to have an open mind, but I refuse to believe it. Looking…

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Juan Hernangomez 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2016)

Juancho Hernangomez: already better than Victor Claver ever was? I’m only talking about the NBA here. Their respective careers in Europe are of no interest to me; do I look like DownToReal to you? Victor Claver was a pretty large disappointment for me. He played three years for Portland while never EVER doing anything of…

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Juan Hernangomez 11 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

I’ve been trying to figure out what Juan Hernangomez said to Kevin Durant during their little dustup. It’s tough, though. Juan’s enunciation probably isn’t the greatest, his English phrasing might be suspect, and he could very well be just saying stuff in Spanish knowing that Durant won’t understand. I hope it was something to the…

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