Julius Randle 24 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2017)

It’s still early in the season, but not too early where stats aren’t starting to reveal some truths about the league. The cream is rising to the top, as they say. For example, after tonight, Julius Randle is leading the league in my proprietary advance stat, TIP/36. For those who aren’t subscribed to the “DTB’s…

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Julius Randle 25 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

I thought the Lakers were supposed to be tanking but they’ve won three games in a row. What’s up with that? Don’t they have some pick with protections on it that they risk giving up if they win too many games? Did nobody communicate the situation to the players? I know that NBA players play…

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Julius Randle Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

I was fearing that this career-high performance for Julius Randle would be nothing but layups. Layups and getting fouled on layups. That’s what the first half was, at least. Just Randle slamming his way into the paint like a bull in a china shop and placing the ball in the hole from close range. Can’t…

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Julius Randle 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

Since I have made it a habit to say mean things in the video description of every Julius Randle video I make, in this video description I’m only going to say good, positive things. Actually, all I’m going to do is make a list of good, positive things since it’s too much work to weave…

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Julius Randle Triple Double 13 Pts/18 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/7/2017)

On a night where some dude on the other team scored some big round number of points, Julius Randle was off doing his own thing: contributing to the league’s ever growing triple-double count. I think this is number 81 on the season. Crazy! It seems like just a few years ago we hardly ever saw…

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Julius Randle 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2017)

I think every single assist that Julius Randle got in this game was off a dribble handoff. No fancy passes in between defenders, no alley-oops, no cross-court bounces for easy dunks, just Julius dribbling his big body into the defender to act as a screen while his teammate shoots it. I mean, that’s a great…

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Julius Randle 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2017)

Why are you watching this video? If you want the REAL Julius Randle experience, go back and watch his high school highlights. Back when he was one of the most hyped prospects in the nation, dominating 3’4″ asian centers with his brute physicality. Try it! It’s fun! Especially compared to these lame NBA highlights where…

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Julius Randle Triple Double 19 Pts/11 Asts/14 Rebs Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

I’m going to be honest right now. I’m not the world’s biggest Julius Randle fan. Last season he took a lot of shots he couldn’t make, and even this season it seems like he’s going to miss every layup he attempts. But that’s not the primary reason why I have a vague dislike for him….

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Julius Randle 25 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2016)

This isn’t the prettiest highlight video ever, but if you’re going into a Julius Randle highlight video expecting aesthetic, ballet-like displays of basketball skill, you’re doing it wrong. What you should expect is a guy with a lumpy, froggish face bullying his way to the basket and just flinging the ball at the backboard every…

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Julius Randle Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

Just for kicks, I’m currently looking at the Laker’s roster for Julius Randle’s first career game, the one where he injured himself and the jerkoffs at the NBA league office decided that 13 minutes was enough to disqualify him from being a rookie the next season. Jerkoffs. Anyway, it’s pretty much like I stepped out…

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